In this week's episode of A Wastetime Odyssey, Dan takes a shallow dive into Bahrain in Country Files and fancies his chances against the Lottery Curse in A List of Things. Mungo takes us into the world of controversial celeb moments in this weeks Take Your Pick and his favorite band ever takes center stage for are these lyrics real: Kiss. 

A Wastetime Odyssey

Season 3: Episode 8: Unlucky for Some

In this episode, we have quick facts about twins, when quarantine began, how food lies, the self-owned tree and where you won't be urinating at the end of a night. Danny tells us random stories about the Criminal Conman Mastermind, who sold the Eiffel Tower twice and then some, and about the Father of Science & Technology Intelligence.Mungo hosts Taakkkee Yooouuurrrr PiiIIiiIIiickkk which includes Susan Boyle, Ed Balls, Katie Price and Paul Gascoigne. Followed by Are These Lyrics Real which stars the expensive DJ Paris Hilton.  This episode was recorded in seperate locations simultaneously to legally provide you with entertainment.DONT FORGET TO EMAIL US @ youcannowemailus@gmail.com

Season 3: Episode 7 - Your Lockdown Escape

In this week's episode of A Wastetime Odyssey, Dan and Mungo keep you entertained during the lockdown. We learn about the King of the World, Frederick II, with Mungo's Random Story. Danny tries to guess how celebrities got arrested in Take your Pick. We carry on with Country File with the first of the B's and Danny shows us how conspiracies can actually be true. 

Season 3: Episode 6: Wastetime and Save Lives

Country file finds itself at the end of 'A'  with Azerbaijan and a deep dive into muddy volcanoes and the smell of egg. "Take Your Pick" cements itself as a segment with a paparazzi focused instalment. "A List of Things" returns with a clucking mad episode and the union jack wearing pop god takes centre stage for "Are Deez Lyrics". (#notstormzy) You're not doing anything so listen to it!

Season 3: Episode 5: Chicks, Thugs and Toilet Roll.

This week, Mungo takes a deep dive into soaps and Ofcom complaints in a brand new segment. Dan explores Austria in country files and somehow manages to crowbar in his alter ego and critically acclaimed rap group The Dungeon Boys. My Chemical Romance takes center stage for "Are Deez Lyrics Real?" and another member of the royal family finds himself under scrutiny from Conspiracy Corner. It's all happening.

Season 3: Episode 4 - The Rise and Fall of Charlotte the Chicken

The ongoing joke about the podcast being poorly prepared for is perpetuated as Dan and Mungo fumble their way through the third installment of this season, soon after finishing the recording of the previous episode and a bottle of wine. Dan tiptoes around Australia in this week's country file as not to disgruntled his better half, whilst Mungo gives him another easy way to burn those unwanted fat rolls. There’s also Are Deez Lyrics Real and A List of Things!

Season 3: Episode 3 - Wine Tasted & Time Wasted

This week's Country files lands on Armenia as Dan systematically works through the alphabet and Mungo gives all fitness nerds a reason to pop down to their local stationery store! Your heart will skip a beat in this weeks Are Deez Lyrics Reals whilst Celebrity Gossip delves into the world of Taylor Swifts Dad, mediums and bad break ups. You’d be a fool to listen, but we’ll love you for it! 

Season 3: Episode 2 - Swift, Stalin and Short Lived Marriages

Light the scented candles, as the boys are back. With the fat trimmed from the name, and a meditation guide to start, it’s a brand new experience. Be sure to pack your passport as we send you off to South America in this week’s Country Files.  Celeb gossip? Check! Are Deez Lyrics Real? Check! A brand new underdeveloped segment without a jingle? You better believe it. Let’s go! 

Season 3: Episode 1 - It Takes Two To Fandango

You thought there was nothing worse than spending Christmas alone. You thought wrong. Listen to our new chrimbo episode full of sinister festive facts, Santa segments and the true nativity story. Merry Christmas!

Season 2: Episode 15 - XMAS SPECIAL!!!

Looking for a professional title and description? Then you won't find it here. It is currently being written by someone who has experience in this field... but it still won't be professional.Happy Listening Time Wasters

Season 2: Episode 14 - UNTITLED

Despite looking and feeling like the inside of a rat's anal passage, Mungo's love for Dido is  as strong now as it ever was in this weeks "Are Deez Lyrics Real?".  Dan looks at the Paris of Africa, situated in Angola, in this week Country Files! Dan also shows us what is really going on at CERN. Listen at your own risk! (but please listen - take the risk, we need the listens)

Season 2: Episode 13 - My Teas Gone Cold and I'm Wondering Why....

Mungo finally tells us all about Algeria, which fans have been screaming for in this week's country files. Dan unveils the truth behind the FIFA World Cup in 1998 - And Kim Jong Sung, with the help of Dorey Toa, takes on the clones in this weeks Divas and Dives!  

Season 2: Episode 12 - Algeria and Fat Ronaldo

"Mungo decides to take on country files as it lands on Andora, and gives a detailed description of how to get there and why not to. Dan dabbles in celeb gossip which provides us with a much needed update on Wagatha Christie" and addresses THE huge paedo royal elephant in the room. Oh, and the first instalment of Divas and Dives is thrust upon the listeners, whether they like or not.”

Season 2: Episode 11 - “I’m a Royal, Get Me TF Out Of Here!”

“Mungo takes a deep dive into the musical careers of actors/comedians, and Dan talks about the culture and countryside of Albania. We challenge the listeners to not fall asleep or skip this the new section in which Dan helps Mungo and Alex build their Characters for Divas and Dives.”Some music by https://www.bensound.com/

Season 2: Episode 10 – “Same Stage, Different Day”

Dan details all that is fun and interesting about Afghanistan in a brand new segment, whilst Mungo fails miserably at keeping the podcast apolitical in the return of health benefits. But fear not, there’s enough to take you away from Brexit with talks of a sex hungry Britain;s Got Talent performers and a tenant who is worse at looking after a property, than she is at oral sex. There’s always time to waste folks, so waste away.

Season 2: Episode 9 - Fag Ash Breath and the Taliban

A Wastetime Odyssey is a weekly audio magazine show haphazardly thrown together using shallow research. Plug in on the move and keep (somewhat) up to date with the latest health tips, mildly interesting stories and other stuff you won't care about. If you enjoy the ramblings of ill-informed people contained within a podcast that lacks any sort of coherence or identity, you're in the right place!

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