The first episode of Hell Corner With Herschel J. Pinhead featuring Ted Bundy.

Abraham Lincoln Crack Emporium Show

24. Hell Corner

Abe discusses the healing powers of semen and his multi-faceted business ventures.

Entrepreneurship

22. Mandatory Clip Show

21. Dead Fart Fumigation

Abe is a liar and a constantly masturbates.

20. BeaArthurSexSlave.com

Abe is sick so Herschel J. Pinhead is filling in as host.

19. Guest Host

18. Abe Listens to Skribbal by Couple of Critics

18. Abe Listens to Skribbal

Out-Regis seeks help with Abe from Dr. Phil.

17. Dr. Fill

Out-Regis confides in Abraham Lincoln about his troubled childhood.

16. Bad-ilante

Abe is officially out of jail and discusses the death of a dear friend.

15. Frank Framing

It's been a while but your favorite dead ex-president crackhead is back to be even more of a moron for everyone.

14. Abe is Back!

The boys have a special surprise guest this week.

13. Hell Secretary

Abe and Out-Regis want to have a nice, fun, and easy chat with each other using three questions. Well, I don't think that will ever happen on this podcast.

12. Three Questions

Sam is back from jail which means he can upload the episode this time. I don't know why I typed that in third person since this is Sam typing this right now. I don't get how Abe convinces me to put this out in the public. I should really distance myself from such insane, inconsiderate psychos like them. Do I not value myself? Do I not..... wait. This isn't a journal.

11. Jail Bird

Everyone in the studio is sick! Of course, everyone is blaming the ex-dead, ex-president.

10. Sick Daze

I'm Abraham goddamn Lincoln! I died, resurrected myself from the dead, got a crack addiction and now I have a podcast. Listen. Or don't.

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Abraham Lincoln Crack Emporium Show

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