You're listening to the latest, lamest, and DEFINITELY LAST EPISODE OF ACES RADIO! That's right kids, we're going out on top! Well, for the team. For us, it's definitely the bottom. After lad check-in, special guest MORGAN HUGHES (#rest) joins us to recap MLS Cup. We talk roster moves, new jerseys, and answer YOUR questions of the week! Also, Mad Libs from Evonne, man balls, prediction recap (quiet, Bront), and our final sign-off. I can't believe we've done this.

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ACES Radio: Episode 169

OMGWTFBBQ Columbus Crew are in MLS Cup!!!!! After lad check-in, we recap the game vs. the New England Bruce Arenas and look forward to a game that most of us can't attend. We talk refs, Dong Arber, and what our feels will be not being with our full Crew family for the game. Man Balls are awarded, Crew vs. Fuck Seattle is previewed, and we learn five minutes after recording about Pedro and Nagbe FUUUUUUUUUUU.

ACES Radio: Episode 168

This is definitely the worst episode of ACES Radio ever. Seriously. Our recording bot jacked the audio up, and we repaired it as best we could. It sounds like a junior high AV club spliced it together while on a Mountain Dew bender. There's a lad check-in, recap of Crew vs. Nashville, talk of underdogs, YOUR questions of the week, score predictions, and Sean and Bront trying to cheat the prediction standings again. Get stoned off your ass and give it a listen, you might like it.

ACES Radio: Episode 167

It's a special PLAYOFF EDITION OF ACES RADIO! After a lad check-in involving turkeys and bubbles and the crap that is Charlie Brown Thanksgiving, the lads discuss Columbus Crew vs. Red Bull New York Red Bull. MLS playoffs are awesome and if you don't agree, you're wrong. We read YOUR questions of the week and talk about what Thanksgiving food Josh Williams is. Crew vs. Nashville, breaking covid news, and Bront tries to cheat the prediction standings. Will there be score predictions? Tune in to find out.

ACES Radio: Episode 166

The Columbus Crew regular season is over, much like Drabby's lifespan. After check-in, the lads discuss the season finale against Atlanta United, including what a jerkface Escobar is. The lads also award their regular season MVP, Defender of the Year, and Kirk Urso Heart Awards. They answer YOUR questions of the week, including what Crew player would be their lawn boy. (HINT: It isn't Josh Williams, but also it is.) A new CONTINUING CHAMPION is crowned, and the previous one is dead. #Rest. Playoff predictions galore... it's ACES Radio!

ACES Radio: Episode 165

Well well well. If it isn't another Crew win-that-looked-like-a-loss followed by a loss-that-should-have-been-a-win. The lads check in... Bront talks about working the polls (not the poles), John talks about good beer, Drabby talks about playing Among Us. The lads recap games vs. DOOP and Orlando, the death of Crew defense, being winless on the road, and Caleb Porter's empty trophy case. They answer YOUR questions of the week, award man balls, and predict the season finale vs. Atlanta. #JoshWilliamsForPresident

ACES Radio: Episode 164

OMGWTFBBQ Columbus Crew?! The lads check in, so we can hear about Bront watching Bar Rescue and John living it. Drabby talks about bird webinars because of course. The lads refuse to recap the last two games, but talk about all the garbage soccer played. They discuss current events with the Crew and league, and read ALL OF YOUR QUESTIONS OF THE WEEK. They're like hot takes, except mercifully shorter. Prediction scores, prediction updates, previews of Doop and Orlando MethLions, and Crognale Man Balls for everyone!

ACES Radio: Episode 163

Greetings, Bezlords. Another episode of ACES Radio, wherein: John gets that sweet PAM money, Bront pretends to be an independent voter, and Drabby rakes leaves. No seriously, we talk about this. The lads recap Crew vs. NYCFCSC and talk about how well everyone but Pedro played. We talk Supporter Shield nonsense, whether we'd attend MLS Cup, and Mensah getting PAID. Previews of Houston and DC, the world's fastest prediction updates, and of course we take our time with our man balls.

ACES Radio: Episode 162

Oh boy. We get to talk about Crew vs. FCC. Yay. Can't wait. BUT FIRST. A lad check-in where John and Drabby dodge walnuts and Bront is almost ready to start using his arm for... whatever it is he does with it. We ramble about a bunch of junk related to the game, Jaap Stam sucks, and we hope we get to see Bouba Keita again some day but probably not 'cause Caleb Porter. Man balls are awarded, prediction scores, prediction updates, and... yeah, that's about it.

ACES Radio: Episode 161

Hello, Crew nation! This description will be infinitely more exciting than the games against Dallas and Montreal, which the lads will discuss! After, of course, a check-in on Bront's bionic arm and John doing his civic duty. Heh. Duty. MOVING ON. The lads discuss how terrible the Crew played in general, and CERTAIN UNNAMED PLAYERS did in particular. They discuss the new signing; is he the magic fix? (No.) Man balls, prediction scores, prediction updates, and a NEW CONTINUING CHAMPION FOR THE MOMENT. Tune in to find out who!

ACES Radio: Episode 160

It's Episode 159 of ACES Radio! Why are you still here? In the lad check-in, RACCOONS ARE BACK! Also, Bront is still broken, and he and John are doing the "Netflix and chill" thing together. The lads discuss the Crew shitshow vs. TFC, what larger lessons came from the game, and that Pedro still sucks. Also, they talk San Diego Loyal and #ThanksLD. Prediction scores, prediction updates, Man Balls, and Crew vs. FC Dallas and Montreal (but not at the same time). Also, be sure you're registered to vote, Bezlords.

ACES Radio: Episode 159

What a week. In lad check-in, John took care of a baby, Bront hurt his wrist masturbating, and Drabby may or may not have eaten 12-hour-old fast food. The lads discuss Crew vs. MNUFC, Bront justifies Kei Kamara sucking, and we have to acknowledge Pedro isn't terrible. Bront something something horse in the morning.  What's next in the schedule for Columbus? Why is there a kit consultant? What's Dr. Pete's favorite band? These questions, man balls, score predictions, and more!

ACES Radio: Episode 158

OMG GUYS BRONT IS BACK IN COLUMBUS except it doesn't matter because we still live in a pandemic hellscape anyway cool yeah. The lads check in: Bront forgets his phone charger (because that's what it's called), John hasn't done shit, and Drabby probably got the Amish COVID. They discuss Crew vs. Fire, talk more about injuries that Porter ever does, and prepare for Phase II. Man Balls are awarded, games vs. Nashville and Minnesooooota are previewed, and Drabby is still the best score predictor.  (Bront is a simp.)

ACES Radio: Episode 157

We're sorry. We tried, but despite our best efforts (#rest), MORGAN HUGHES returned to curse us with his presence. Oh, and I guess he brought PETE MCGINTY as a special guest. He's the guy who wrote the book about John and Drabby saving the Crew, and we got him before any other podcast. Suck it, MR. Also, I guess Crew vs. Fusslads recap, man balls, prediction scores and updates, preview the game vs. Chicago, yada yada, don't even worry about Hot Takes it's not like that's a thing that happened again dammit

ACES Radio: Episode 156

holy crapballs its episode 155 how are you still listening to this omg we long for the sweet release of death and ANYWAY. After a check-in that covers John drawing Drabby like one of his French girls and Bront finally figures out time zones, the lads are back to talk Columbus Crew! They recap the boring shitshow against the Fusslads of Cincinnati and the less boring, less shitshow against the Doops of Chester. They discuss the pros and cons of WINNING THE STANDS on Sunday with 1500 people, and say "Bye Felicia" to Dell Loy Hansen. Man balls, prediction scores, prediction updates, and lots of muting. LISTEN IN!

ACES Radio: Episode 155

Join hosts Morgan Hughes, John Zidar, and Darby Schaaf as they discuss all things Columbus Crew SC, Major League Soccer, and their ever-increasing levels of celebrity fandom. Glory to Columbus. Here we go.

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