Fiddler on the Roof is a pre-requisite to this episode. After you’ve done that, you may listen to August and Indie’s advicé about playing hard to get when you’re anxious, lights and sex, and cases of cold feet. Enjoy!

Advice on the Patio

What Was Happening in the Shtetl, Y’know What I’m Saying?

Normalize taking a year long hiatus from your podcast! Back and better than ever, Indie and August answer questions about pube shaving, FOMO, selfishness, and advicé about giving advicé.

Sit Down Bitch: The Live Tour

Do you even need advice anymore? Yes, you do. Wanna learn about oozy zits, knocking etiquette, and finding your soulmate? All in the episode.

We’ll Show You Our Advice Really Hard

August and Indie are joined by their sage younger sisters Severine (14), Shiraz (12), and Shanez (10). The cohosts and their very opinionated guest stars discuss birthday cakes, how to put pants on, and spirit animals. CW: very loud episode.

You are NOT a dolphin

This episode has NO ASSOCIATION with the CDC. Sisters August and Indie return from an extended hiatus to discuss friend breakups, ho phases and bidets. CW: this episode contains sexual themes.

This episode was funded by the CDC

Advicé on the Patio is back! Holiday table topics, Kamelbacks, and special song sung by Indie.

How not to ruin Goysgiving

August and Indie talk feminism, getting girls and reefer. This episode also includes fresh advice on ratsnacking and hangovers. Don’t forget to send your questions to adviceonthepatio@gmail.com or DM us on ig @adviceonthepatio!

Squirt Squirt and Move on with Your Life

We talk about sex on this episode. Be warned!

Spell Coconut

First episode! Indie, August and guest star Severine give advice on life, love and farting.

Better out than in

Two unlicensed, unprofessional, uncensored sisters, August and Indie, give advice on patios around the world.

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