In “Yes or No?!” Langley just wants a simple answer, but inadvertently may offend the Native Americans.  Sorry.  You were here first.

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ALAB Podcast: Yes or No?!

In “The Running Girl!” Langley laments on another female who literally ran away from him.

ALAB Podcast: The Running Girl!

In “Langley Interrupted!” Langley discovers the effects of using too much industrial adhesive in a poorly ventilated room and Flip steering wheel unicorn poop.

ALAB Podcast: Langley Interrupted!

In “AAAAGGGGHHHHHHHH!!! (Live)” Langley returns from a two week hiatus and struggles to find peace after a recent incident that nearly ended in 3 casualties, a decrease in the homeless population, and a ruined pair of new underwear.

ALAB Podcast: AAAAGGGGHHHHHHHH!!! (Live)

In “Gimp… Or GIMP?!” Langley asks in his usual polite and calm manner that you be more specific when posting an online ad for a “gimp” so as to limit everyone’s overall embarrassment, especially those poor homo-gnomes.

ALAB Podcast: Gimp… Or GIMP?!

In “You’re An ***hole!” Langley offers his opinion on a pseudo-celebrity who was recently discourteous to him in a grocery store parking lot.

ALAB Podcast: You’re An ***hole!

In “Electrical Tape?!” Langley discovers that he got the shaft from a dirty, filthy, ball washing bastard, and not in any sort of gratifying pornographic sort of way.

ALAB Podcast: Electrical Tape?!

In “What the —- Is This —- ?!” Langley discovers a glob of mysterious brown stuff on his phone at the ol’ day job.

What the —- Is This —- ?!

In “Stop Talking Like That!” Langley bitches about the way some people talk. It’s the shortest and most annoying episode so far.

ALAB Podcast: Stop Talking Like That!

In “Lauren Graham Frenched Me!” Langley recounts a brief but sultry encounter with the hottest Gilmore Girl and a cheeky monkey.

ALAB Podcast: Lauren Graham Frenched Me!

In “Circle, Jerk!” Langley learns the rules of the road when driving in a Roundabout.

ALAB Podcast: CIRCLE, JERK!

In “Running On Excitement!” Langley explains why it’s important to remember even the dumbest of holidays during a financially challenging time, and why diamonds are not his best friend.

ALAB Podcast: RUNNING ON EXCITEMENT!

In “THE VD EPISODE!” Langley highlights the history of Valentine’s Day, Feb. 14, throughout American history.

ALAB Podcast: THE VD EPISODE!

In “Needs Me A J.O.B!” Langley needs a JOB.  Pretty cut and dry.

ALAB Podcast: Needs Me A J.O.B!

In “—- Your Truck!” Langley explains why it’s wrong for people with SUVs to forget that other people on the roads actually exist, and why he doesn’t want to die wearing stained underwear.

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