Adrian has close call with poop in a box, robot dogs with machine guns are now a thing, this week’s solar flare disappoints by failing to cause apocalypse, airline pilots losing jobs for not getting vax -- weather blamed for flight delays, Epstein planned to spill beans on Clinton and Trump before not killing himself, and shoplifters are frustrated by empty store shelves.

Alex and Adrian's Unattended Baggage

Episode #118: 2 Presidents, 1 Cup

Adrian sprains elbow patting himself on the back for accurate predictions, US sends troops to Taiwan and China vows to “eliminate” them, Facebook “whistleblower” cozy with government, God’s fire and brimstone apparently wasn’t a myth, and Biden makes a “television” call to hospital so friend can cut line after vax mandates cause staff shortages.

Episode #117: “Let’s Go Brandon,” says AT&T Spokesperson Lily

Adrian accuses Indians of cultural appropriation, Alex gets an offer he can’t refuse, almost half of Americans want to split up US and install dictators, YouTube CEO says they delete content because they believe in free speech, US special ops troops attacked by ninja, the Land Down Under the jail, and Treasury may forge one coin to pay them all.

Episode #116: When The Civil War Comes, We’ll Side With The Ninjas

Leaked document suggests Chinese, CDC, NIH and Gates Foundation collaborated to create COVID at Wuhan lab, Capt. Kirk will go to space for real, life imitates South Park again, one giant CO2 scrubber online...only 9,999,999 to go, Rep. Maxine Waters (D-CA) says slavery wasn’t so bad, Bill Gates implies he killed Jeffrey Epstein, and Alex and Adrian give their Top 10 movies of all time.

Episode #115: We Did It!

Climate Change is apparently good for reducing immigrants, FBI says “My Bad” for not telling America that Saudi Government was behind 9/11, Fauci grudgingly accepts the science, HUD sells flood homes to unwitting Americans to keep FEMA well funded, Gen. Milley gave Trump a time-out and took away his nukes, Socialist Congresswoman blames racism for running her office like an evil capitalist.

Episode #114: Government Always Lies, But They At Least Give You Dancing Tacos

Alex plans to throw things at transvestites, Adrian gets excited about a new potential disaster, UF adds 100 AI professors, Biden says we shouldn’t mandate vaccines...then mandates vaccines, it’s not because you’re fat sweetheart, Florida pothole yields bananas, and will mind-reading car know you weren’t *seriously* thinking about running over that old lady?

Episode #113: Ladies and Gentlemen, Please Rise For Your Personal Anthem

Alex checks his privilege and confronts prejudice, Adrian finding and filling holes everywhere, rent-free tenants causing homeless landlords, debate brews whether birth control is a basic robot right, Biden in hurry to wrap up troop funerals, gUNs, vegans can believe it’s not butter, and Ida blamed CO2 if Ida known better.  

Episode #112: Is Climate Change Responsible for Male Pubescent Libido?

Alex worships Trump Buddha and becomes a Bored Human, Adrian says the future of music is techno - like really hard core techno, Duke Energy wants you to be charitable to their profit margin, scientists shocked that our immune systems work, the Empire gives the Rebel Alliance a list of targets, and Octave Kid Fungi is apparently a thing now.

Episode #111 New and Improved - With 30% Less Human

Nature rebels against Adrian, Alex sends a telegram, America falls to 12-2-1 but still expected to make the Imperial Cup playoffs, Taliban uses leftover US facial recognition tech to more efficiently kill women and girls, robots do backflips over dreams of dominating humans, Republican accused of child sex trafficking accuses Democrat of incest...and people wonder why we’re anarchists.

Episode #110: Sand Wars: Return of the Jihadi

Alex gets mad at the shrink treating his anger management, Adrian gets banned forever from YouTube because...something, Ph.Ds and high school dropouts agree on vaccines, Obama parties like it’s 2019, Hunter Biden makes a new porno in which he tells a hooker that his Russian drug dealer stole his last porno, and the US media pretends they didn’t see it.

Episode #109 Fahrenheit 404

Alex has an eclectic meth birthday, Adrian and his wife try swinging at a bar, US military creates AI Nostradamus, Nipple Ring Cuomo finally gets #MeTooed, human interplanetary exploration still waiting on a permit, walkthrough on defeating the level 29 Masc Lesbian boss, and China making faces after stealing your personal data.

Episode #108 Jack Auffelot and the Sclerotic Allocution

Alex says deez nuts are getting old, Adrian begs for more spam, CDC joins in “The Fauci Two-Step,” programmer creates AI to replicate dead fiancé, NOT driving now causes global warming, government targets racist plants, and your reaction to Simone’s decision is more about you than her.

Episode #107: We’re Pulling Out Of This Show For Mental Health Reasons

Alex goes to some Chinese restaurant in Colorado, Adrian trains Catholic priests how to justify visiting gay hookup sites, new Ghislaine documentary causes NYC socialites’ sphincters to pucker, new climate study reveals scientists’ gender bias, China threatens to nuke japan, and be sure to try the new and improved Lambda variant...from the makers of COVID.

Episode #106 Methinks The Fauci doth protest too much

Alex’s sexual harassment of Adrian continues, DeSantis promises not to Fauch things up, a third of Americans want to secede (both parties), man makes megamind monkey, inflation hangs around like a couch-surfing relative, Biden siezes up when questioned by convenience store clerk, and Clockwork Orange makes its DFC debut.

Episode #105: How To Train Your Alligator

The Cassandra Trigger (available on Amazon) moves up two spots on the Dystopian Future Chart, with 1984, Terminator, Splice and The Day After trailing closely behind, US leaves Afghanistan like a tenant with back rent, NC police unveil self-shooting guns, FBI solves Great Lego Caper, and sorry Jill, but WASP still sucks.

Episode #104 Red, White and Feeling Blue

Alexander Snitker (libertarian-Republican political hack) and Adrian Wyllie (born-again anarchist and political has-been) banter, blather and joke about current events, while attempting to figure out whether to keep trying to salvage our Constitutional Republic, or just stock up on marshmallows to roast on the smoldering embers of society.

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Alex and Adrian's Unattended Baggage

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