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A completely made up theory about how candy crush is used as a tool by those who control us, and how it led to the deaths of a handful of Bolivians in 2020 --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/alfology2/message

Candy Crush Controls Our Lives

I have a theory that Zuckerberg deliberately stopped things being funny to increase his cash pile.  --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/alfology2/message

Zuckerberg's War On Comedy

Can you ever truly know what is going to happen in the future? Who knows more, a horse-racing expert of a clairvoyant?  --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/alfology2/message

Predicting The Future

Some absolute silliness this week as promised. What are the petty advantages of letting a corporation insert a microchip in your brain?  --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/alfology2/message

I Was Born With A Chip In My Brain

It's not as morbid as it sounds... I promise! This week, we look at the best time to die. I predict the date of my own death, work out the best age to pass away, and the best time in history to shuffle off this mortal coil. It is upbeat, I swear!  --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/alfology2/message

What Is The Best Time To Die

Sorry I missed you last week! I'm back now.  C/W - abuse This week there has been some decent internet content about how The Matrix is an allegory for the experience of trans people. So, I bring up an idea about how a British comedy film from 2007 is an allegory for systems of abuse.  --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/alfology2/message

Film Allegories

A story about how listening to a coffee shop conversation led me to a conspiracy about Donald Trump's current presidential tactics. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/alfology2/message

An Actual Conspiracy

I've mentioned this before but it deserves a whole episode. It's a discussion about the logical nightmares of creating a computerised copy of your own brain. Then, there's a bit about Boltzmann Brains which is a mind-blowing theory about existence.  --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/alfology2/message

Why You Can't Live In A Computer

Does luck exist? Yes. How can people use their relationship with their own emotions to create luck? Easy. Just listen. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/alfology2/message

How To Get Lucky

An analysis of how tactics such as building churches, inventing the omnipresence of God and confessions led to the perception of mass surveillance for over a thousand years. Link in to how these tactics have now been adopted by more technologically advance governments.  --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/alfology2/message

How Churches Invented Mass Surveillance

Sometimes things are near-impossible to explain, like this episode. The following flowchart is the best way I can sum it up. Do dogs have Stockholm syndrome > Do they know about death > Do we only suffer because of consciousness > Do we only exist because of consciousness > Can we prevent suffering by proving that we don't exist > If existence and therefore pain can't be avoided, can we do anything to make life better --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/alfology2/message

Do Dogs Have Stockholm Syndrome?

This episode starts with a discussion about the film Blade Runner, and slides into my outlandish ideas to improve the education system.  Also a quick apology for uploading an unedited version of the pod last week!  --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/alfology2/message

Shakespeare Should Be Banned In Schools

Lol so I uploaded the unedited version, with sneezes, mistakes and silences by accident. I've deleted that now and the cleaned up version is here for your enjoyment. If you listened to the unedited version, please don't tell anyone how many mistakes I make :P  This podcast has been lacking weirdness recently. So, today, I explain why feeding worms cocaine would be for the betterment of society (it's a joke, don't report me to PETA). This then morphs into a more general discussion about drug use and eventually a theory about how video games, meditation, drugs and creativity are all linked. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/alfology2/message

Feeding Cocaine To Worms

This podcast has been lacking weirdness recently. So, today, I explain why feeding worms cocaine would be for the betterment of society (it's a joke, don't report me to PETA). This then morphs into a more general discussion about drug use and eventually a theory about how video games, meditation, drugs and creativity are all linked.  --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/alfology2/message

The Alfology2 podcast is an irreverent and off-beat take on well... pretty much anything. Mostly it's the discussion of bizarre and obscure theories, with some logical attempt to explain the thinking behind them. Check out the podcast website at www.alfology2.com Social media: Instagram: Alfology_2 Twitter: Alfology2

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