This week Alice and Billius slide down the wet and slimy hole that is known as Chapter 16: the Chamber of Secrets where they bottom out and get off only to find a long snakeskin of prior recordings. Next week's episode will actually be next week as Alice and Billius have to re-record it. We hope everyone is safe. We released these right away to give you some content during this pandemic. We hope it makes your days lumos and not nox. Unless you like that sort of thing.Help us out at http://www.patreon.com/aliceinmuggleland and you get bonus clips from the show (this show having one bonus clip) along with early access. This week we released 11 minutes of footage!We want questions for Books 1 and 2 or any questions for Alice or Billius or the Podcast itself! You can email us at aliceinmugglelandpodcast@gmail.comWe are also on (and probably more active) on facebook at https://www.facebook.com/aliceinmuggleland/ and on twitter @AinMugglelandPlease like, subscribe, rate, review us on your podcast platforms of choice. We do look at them. We see your feedback.The Alice in Muggleland opener performed by AccioCuddles. You can find her on twitter at @AccioCuddles For information regarding your data privacy, visit Acast.com/privacy

Alice in Muggleland

Chapter 16: Alice hates Percy the Wand Polisher

From one Medical Hiatus to another, Billius and Alice bring you the next chapter. Billius is going to try to plug out these next few chapters while everyone has to socially distance so you can have something of fun... Alice and Billius talk about Chapter 15: Aragog, from Harry being Oblivious to Alice appreciating Ron's Ginger heritage.Help us out at http://www.patreon.com/aliceinmuggleland and you get bonus clips from the show (this show having one bonus clip) along with early access. This week we released 6 minutes of additional conversation from Alice stating something for the record to MORE WITCHER)We want questions for Books 1 and 2 or any questions for Alice or Billius or the Podcast itself! You can email us at aliceinmugglelandpodcast@gmail.comWe are also on (and probably more active) on facebook at https://www.facebook.com/aliceinmuggleland/ and on twitter @AinMugglelandPlease like, subscribe, rate, review us on your podcast platforms of choice. We do look at them. We see your feedback.The Alice in Muggleland opener performed by AccioCuddles. You can find her on twitter at @AccioCuddles For information regarding your data privacy, visit Acast.com/privacy

Chapter 15: Alice is No Longer a Lockhart Stan

Due to medicinal hiatus (Billius and the healers are trying to figure out what will help him get over his magical malaise. The potions have many side effects), Alice and Billius discuss Chapter 14: Cornielus FudgeHelp us out at http://www.patreon.com/aliceinmuggleland and you get bonus clips from the show (this show having one bonus clip) along with early access. This week we released 7 minutes of additional conversation (including some Witcher talk).We want questions for Books 1 and 2 or any questions for Alice or Billius or the Podcast itself! You can email us at aliceinmugglelandpodcast@gmail.comWe are also on (and probably more active) on facebook at https://www.facebook.com/aliceinmuggleland/ and on twitter @AinMugglelandPlease like, subscribe, rate, review us on your podcast platforms of choice. We do look at them. We see your feedback.The Alice in Muggleland opener performed by AccioCuddles. You can find her on twitter at @AccioCuddles For information regarding your data privacy, visit Acast.com/privacy

Chapter 14: Alice doesn't like this Fudge

We have our first censor bleep (to keep things non explicit) when Billius asks Alice about Valentines day and her new found love of Gildory Lockhart as we talk about The Very Secret Diary, chapter 13.Help us out at http://www.patreon.com/aliceinmuggleland and you get bonus clips from the show (this show having one bonus clip) along with early access. This week we released 22 minutes of extra footage INCLUDING Alice reacting to our new title voice @AccioCuddlesWe want questions for Books 1 and 2 or any questions for Alice or Billius or the Podcast itself! You can email us at aliceinmugglelandpodcast@gmail.comWe are also on (and probably more active) on facebook at https://www.facebook.com/aliceinmuggleland/ and on twitter @AinMugglelandPlease like, subscribe, rate, review us on your podcast platforms of choice. We do look at them. We see your feedback.The Alice in Muggleland opener performed by AccioCuddles. You can find her on twitter at @AccioCuddles

Chapter 13 - Alice is now a Lockhart Stan

We dive into Chapter 12, The Polyjuice potion. Alice talks about what she expected to happen in this chapter compared to what actually happened.Help us out at http://www.patreon.com/aliceinmuggleland and you get bonus clips from the show (this show having one bonus clip) along with early access. Patreon access for today's outtakes was free because it is Black Friday when this was posted and it gave almost 10 minutes of additional footage!We want questions for Books 1 and 2 or any questions for Alice or Billius or the Podcast itself! You can email us at aliceinmugglelandpodcast@gmail.comWe are also on (and probably more active) on facebook at https://www.facebook.com/aliceinmuggleland/ and on twitter @AinMugglelandPlease like, subscribe, rate, review us on your podcast platforms of choice. We do look at them. We see your feedback.

Chapter 12 - Alice's Worst Fears Don't Come True

Alice and Billius discuss Chapter 7, Mudbloods and Murmurs. Billius and Alice have a disagreement about Quidditch that the members of the NoMaj Liaison Tech Team decided a poll was needed, see our facebook page for the poll results between watching Quidditch or Quafflechuckers (Pro Football). Billius goes into a bit of history of NoMaj Wizards and geneology of NoMaj wizards and gives the equivalent of what a Moodblood actually is to Alice.Around the 18 minute mark, Magical Maintenance decided it was going to do Landscaping at that time causing some unnecessary feedback on the broadcast that we had difficulty cutting out.That poll https://www.facebook.com/aliceinmuggleland/posts/2278491985612133?__tn__=-RPodcasts are released more 24 hours or more on Patreon as early access. Help us out at http://www.patreon.com/vicariousmuggleland and you get bonus clips from the show (this show having one bonus clip) along with early access. There was an additional 10 minutes of content that was uploaded to Patreon for higher tiers!We want questions for Books 1 and 2 or any questions for Alice or Billius or the Podcast itself! You can email us at aliceinmugglelandpodcast@gmail.comWe are also on (and probably more active) on facebook at https://www.facebook.com/aliceinmuggleland/ and on twitter @AinMugglelandPlease like, subscribe, rate, review us on your podcast platforms of choice. We do look at them. We see your feedback.

Chapter 7: Alice and the Quafflechuckers vs Quidditch Again

Alice and Billius talk about Chapter 11, The Dueling Club. They talk about Alice's trip the Filibuster Distillery (turns out they are known for beverages in the NoMaj world). Alice talks about the dual in the 1963 Disney movie The Sword and the Stone, plus all the other shenanigans that ensue in The Chamber of Secrets.Help us out at http://www.patreon.com/aliceinmuggleland and you get bonus clips from the show (this show having one bonus clip) along with early access. Patreon access for today's outtakes was free because it is Black Friday when this was posted and it gave almost 10 minutes of additional footage!We want questions for Books 1 and 2 or any questions for Alice or Billius or the Podcast itself! You can email us at aliceinmugglelandpodcast@gmail.comWe are also on (and probably more active) on facebook at https://www.facebook.com/aliceinmuggleland/ and on twitter @AinMugglelandPlease like, subscribe, rate, review us on your podcast platforms of choice. We do look at them. We see your feedback.

Chapter 11: The Sword, The Stone, and the Filibuster Bourbon

Alice and Billius discuss Chapter 10: The Rogue Bludger, where they talk about everything from Lockhart to Quidditch. Alice talks about writers that just like to physically torture their characters to try to show that they are tough.Help us out at http://www.patreon.com/aliceinmuggleland and you get bonus clips from the show (this show having one bonus clip) along with early access. This episode gave an additional 4 minutes of content due to hire tiers (other content got lost in the editing process, d'oh!)We want questions for Books 1 and 2 or any questions for Alice or Billius or the Podcast itself! You can email us at aliceinmugglelandpodcast@gmail.comWe are also on (and probably more active) on facebook at https://www.facebook.com/aliceinmuggleland/ and on twitter @AinMugglelandPlease like, subscribe, rate, review us on your podcast platforms of choice. We do look at them. We see your feedback.

Chapter 10 - Alice and the Werewoofs

Content/Trigger Warning: Suicide and Suicide Idealisation talk (because of Moaning Myrtle)Sorry for the delay folks, Billius got tied up with a lot of NoMaj Liaisoning outside of Alice. Alice and Billius talk about Chapter 9, The Writing on the Wall, where Alice takes time to make predictions about everything!Help us out at http://www.patreon.com/vicariousmuggleland and you get bonus clips from the show (this show having one bonus clip) along with early access. This episode gave an additional 4 minutes of content due to hire tiers (other content got lost in the editing process, d'oh!)We want questions for Books 1 and 2 or any questions for Alice or Billius or the Podcast itself! You can email us at aliceinmugglelandpodcast@gmail.comWe are also on (and probably more active) on facebook at https://www.facebook.com/aliceinmuggleland/ and on twitter @AinMugglelandPlease like, subscribe, rate, review us on your podcast platforms of choice. We do look at them. We see your feedback.

Chapter 9 - Alice is DUNT DUNT DONE!

Alice and Billius discuss Chapter 8, The Deathday Party. Alice learns more about ghosts and briefly compares it to what she knows about ghosts in her NoMaj lore. Alice and Billius debate if Nearly Headless Nick's motives in inviting Harry to the deathday party were altruistic. She also learns about Salamanders. Alice disregards our magically scientific poll (Quidditch 23 votes, Professional Quaffle Chucking 8 votes, well you know what Snitches get right? 150 points), but says the chapter is on a down note. Is it because she got left in the dark AGAIN or for some other reason?Help us out at http://www.patreon.com/vicariousmuggleland and you get bonus clips from the show (this show having one bonus clip) along with early access. There was an additional 12 minutes of content that was uploaded to Patreon for higher tiers!We want questions for Books 1 and 2 or any questions for Alice or Billius or the Podcast itself! You can email us at aliceinmugglelandpodcast@gmail.comWe are also on (and probably more active) on facebook at https://www.facebook.com/aliceinmuggleland/ and on twitter @AinMugglelandPlease like, subscribe, rate, review us on your podcast platforms of choice. We do look at them. We see your feedback.

Chapter 8 - Alice and the Headless Quafflechuckers

Alice and Billius discuss Chapter 6: Gildroy Lockhart. Alice learns about correspondence in the Magic world, lets us know what she really thinks of the new DADA professor, and her shock at how Hermoine feels about her. A listener pointed out an issue at the beginning of the podcast (Billius would like to remind you he is Horned Serpent and not Hufflepuff). She learns how to say Herbology too. You can also listen to her try to pick a fight with Billius, but as we know, that's every episode.Podcasts are released more 24 hours or more on Patreon as early access. Help us out at http://www.patreon.com/vicariousmuggleland and you get bonus clips from the show (this show having one bonus clip) along with early access.We want questions for Books 1 and 2 or any questions for Alice or Billius or the Podcast itself! You can email us at aliceinmugglelandpodcast@gmail.comWe are also on (and probably more active) on facebook at https://www.facebook.com/aliceinmuggleland/ and on twitter @AinMugglelandPlease like, subscribe, rate, review us on your podcast platforms of choice. We do look at them. We see your feedback. If we can fix it we will do what we can. Shout out to Anda1a who gave us feedback about our intro so we fixed it.

Chapter 6: Alice sees through Fabio's lies about fake butter

Chamber of Secrets Chapter 5: The Whomping Willow. Alice and Billius talk about the controlled chaos of the Weasley family, Treacle, killer trees, comedy tropes, and not being mad just being disappointed and being disappointed. Billius tries to explain to Alice (who is a Gryffindor) how Gryffindors are perceived as reckless and she tries to insult him by calling him a Hufflepuff (He's Horned Serpent thank you very much!). 2 bonus clips from the recording were dropped onto Patreon for our patreon subscribers, and this episode was sent to Patreon waaaay early so if you want early episodes you will get them waaaaaay early via Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/vicariousmuggleland. On Patreon they will be put out at least 24 hours before everyone else gets them no matter when they go out.We want questions for Books 1 and 2 or any questions for Alice or Billius or the Podcast itself!You can email us at aliceinmugglelandpodcast@gmail.comWe are also on (and probably more active) on facebook at https://www.facebook.com/aliceinmuggleland/

Chapter 5: Alice is Okay with Disappointing People

Hi ate us... and then spit out a new chapter of Alice in Muggleland! Alice and Billius tackle The Chamber of Secrets Chapter 4 Florish and Blotts. Alice points out that everyone just assumes Harry asks for trouble and that Ginny stands by her man...but don't expect Alice to ever be crushing on you if you are a celebrity. I wonder if we can get them on Big Brother. They talk about coding and the historical contexts of issues with race and LGBT briefly, while Billius gives some ash about the Floo Network to Alice.We will try to coordinate better and get things recorded in the future... thank you for still listening if you are still listening.We want questions for Books 1 and 2 or any questions for Alice or Billius or the Podcast itself!You can email us at aliceinmugglelandpodcast@gmail.comWe are also on (and probably more active) on facebook at https://www.facebook.com/aliceinmuggleland/Please help support the podcast by visiting and donating to our Paetron at https://www.patreon.com/vicariousmuggleland any support you can give will be helpful in the long run. All episodes will be posted on Paetron 24 hours before release on all other podcasting platforms. We put bonus content including behind the scenes and outtakes along with extra features for higher tiers!

Chapter 4 - Hi Ate Us at Florish & Blotts

We are back from Hiatus. Billius appears to have taken sass lessons while we were away, the law abiding citizen who kidnaps Alice on a regular basis that he is...WHY COULDN'T YOU HAVE DONE THAT DURING THE HOLIDAYS BILLIUS AND MAKE EVERYONE WAIT FOR ALMOST 2 MONTHS FOR A NEW EPISODEEhem...Alice and Billius talk about Harry's Rescue in the Burrow, questions about Magical Objects and Wizard contraception were asked.We want questions for Books 1 and 2 or any questions for Alice or Billius or the Podcast itself!Alice is on Twitter at @AinMugglelandYou can email us at aliceinmugglelandpodcast@gmail.comWe are also on (and probably more active) on facebook at https://www.facebook.com/aliceinmuggleland/Please help support the podcast by visiting and donating to our Paetron at https://www.patreon.com/vicariousmuggleland any support you can give will be helpful in the long run. All episodes will be posted on Paetron 24 hours before release on all other podcasting platforms. We put bonus content including behind the scenes and outtakes along with extra features for higher tiers!(I love you Finland - Technocratus McManus of the NoMaj PR IT Department)

Chapter 3 - Alice and Billius McSassypants

In this Episode we go over Chamber of Secrets Chapter 2: Dobby's warning, where Alice talks about dark things (not dark wizard things or Billius would take her right the @#%@ out), and Alice also spreads the love in a way that she really didn't do in the last book.Thanks to Nick for the opening question!We want questions for Books 1 and 2 or any questions for Alice or Billius or the Podcast itself!Alice is on Twitter at @AinMugglelandYou can email us at aliceinmugglelandpodcast@gmail.comWe are also on (and probably more active) on facebook at https://www.facebook.com/aliceinmuggleland/Please help support the podcast by visiting and donating to our Paetron at https://www.patreon.com/vicariousmuggleland any support you can give will be helpful in the long run. All episodes will be posted on Paetron 24 hours before release on all other podcasting platforms. We put bonus content including behind the scenes and outtakes along with extra features for higher tiers!

Chapter 2 - Alice vs Self Injury

This is the Alice in Muggleland Podcast with your hosts Billius McDaniels and the NoMaj Alice, as they work through the historical English Documents (or as Muggles call them "works of fiction") about the rise and fall of Voldemort via the Golden Trio (Harry, Ron, and Hermoine). This is Alice's first time reading them!This podcast will also point out similarities and familiarity to Alice's "fairy tales" such as Alice in Wonderland and The Wizard of Oz when appropriate.Visit our Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/vicariousmugglelandIntroduction by Kit ChapmanMusic Suite in B flat major - 2. Allegro (For Trumpet, Cello and Harpsichord - Rondeau) by Michel Rondeaufor the podcast under Creative Commons License with changes made for voiceovers.

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