Dylan and Alan aren't social distancing anymore. Two friends meet back up in the dead of night during COVID to relaunch their podcast and dump all over Halo: Infinite and Microsoft's Xbox Showcase. They discuss other things too, but damn. Halo just looks terrible.

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Episode 1 or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the COVID-19

Sure, we all survived COVIDs 1-18, but COVID-19 really seems to be giving us all a run for our money! Today's episode is predominately about the Novel Coronavirus, and how the real cure...is friendship...and lots of toilet paper.

We'll All Die From Coronavirus

Dylan and Alan discuss the newest Fast and the Furious trailer! They then pitch several better ideas better than we will probably get, including the Car Civil War. Speaking of the Civil War, we discuss the "State of the Union!" That's TV, right?

Fast and Furious: Civil War

It's Arbor Day, so Bam decides to knock down one of the tall trees in  the backyard. Aaron Hernandez hears the noise from the house and comes outside to yell at Bam. He gets the idea to build a casino. Then Bam hangs John Demjanjuk's Honda Civic in the trees to test the durability of them for the casino. Anthony Weiner comes out to see his friend's car in the trees and freaks out. Then the  casino gets built, and Bam calls it Fast Eddie's Tree-Top Casino. During the Grand Opening, Bam hires professional wrestlers to fight in a ring  below the casino. In the end, it becomes a Battle Royale that includes  John Demjanjuk, Anthony Weiner, the wrestlers, and Bam.

We MET Bam Margera! (Plus Aaron Hernandez, INNOCENT?!)

The dead speak! The galaxy has heard a mysterious podcast, a threat of CRITICIZING in the sinister voice of the late DYLAN AND ALAN. THE FBI dispatches secret agents to gather intelligence, while REY, the last hope of the Jedi, fails against her battle against the diabolical DISNEY. Meanwhile, Supreme Leader KYLO REN rages because he's in a bad movie and determined to destroy any threat to his Oscar....

STAR WARS EPISODE X THE GREAT HANGOVER

Merry Non-Denominational Holidays, folks! In this episode we discuss our Individual top 5 Christmas Movies, Zack Snyder's Justice League Cut, and finally we discuss a real Boogeyman we knew in college.

Is Die Hard a Christmas Movie?(Plus College Boogeyman Stories)

Alan and Dylan go head to head in a no holds barred Nicolas Cage Match! Plus- they discuss The Mandalorian, dead CGI actors, HBO's Watchmen, and whats the best Thanksgiving meals.

Friendsgiving with Nicolas Cage!

Like Us? Subscribe to Us! Modern Warfare has a pretty bad plotline, or does it? Linda Hamilton terminates her franchise. Watchmen gets overly discussed. Alan challenges Dylan to a game involving Doug Heffernan and Micheal Myers. Email Us: AliveByNightPodcast@gmail.com

Termanate, her?! I HARDLY KNEW 'ER! (Episode 10)

All opinions are subjective, unless they're ours- then they're right! It's time for our totally honest Zombieland 2 review! It's basically the only horroresque film out there close to Halloween! Also, following 34:23, enjoy our thoughts on El Camino: A Breaking Bad Movie.

Honest Zombieland 2 and El Camino Reviews (SPOOKY AND METHY!!)

All opinions are subjective, unless they're ours- then they're right! It's time for our totally honest Joker review! Also, from 1:11:15 onward, Alan challenges Dylan to another game involving: Matthew McConaughey in a video game movie, Danny DeVito and Harrison Ford take on the mob, and Kim Possible in an unlikely team-up!

Honest Joker Review (All Others Are HOT TRASH)

All Hail King Micky, of House Maus! In today's episode- Dylan and Alan discuss Disney's new streaming service, Disney+!  Other Topics:  Bill Burr vs. Dave Chapelle, Shane Gillis fired from SNL, Diversity in Comics, Justin Trudeau's blackface controversies, and when did Green Day get bad? Email Us At: AliveByNightPodcast@gmail.com

Disney Owns Everything, Including You!

Join the Duo, Dylan and Alan, as they discuss the most recent Democratic Debate featuring all three important front runners, Biden, Bernie, and Warren!...And Yang, of course! PLUS: The Duo discusses the most wonderful time of the year: HALLOWEEN! Other Political Topics: Baby Boomers Banning Vape Pens,  Student Loan Debt, Beto O'Rourke Wants to Ban Assault Guns, the 2008 Financial Crisis. Other Regular Topics: Halloween, The Fall, A Closing Bar (RIP), Slasher Films, Scary Attractions. 0:00 - 0:12:11- Cancelled TV Shows/Old Movies  0:12:11 - 1:11:00- 2020 Democratic Debate 1:11:00 - 1:49:53- Halloween Is Upon Us

Democratic Debate Discussion (That's THREE D's!)

Oh the humanity! In this episode the duo discusses all things Spider-Man, Tom Holland, Marvel, and Sony! What should Tom Holland do next? Who was the best Spider-Man (and why was it Neil Patrick Harris?), and when dear God almighty will they remake the 2002 film Phonebooth?! Wait, that last one isn't Spider-Man. But there's plenty of drama in the episode anyway, True Believers!

Sony vs. Marvel, The Fight for Toby McGarHolland

Spoilers for Hobbs & Shaw 12:56-40:49 Join the duo as they discuss the new Fast & Furious movie,  Hobbs & Shaw! Afterward, they rank the series from worst to best, as they finally answer the question "Just how good of a movie is Tokyo Drift really?" Additional Topics: Last meals, Hot Pockets, Jeffery Epstein, if eating Bald Eagle is moral, and what makes a good diner.  "You never had me - you never had your car."

Hobbs and Shaw Review: Plus! Every Fast and the Furious Film, RANKED!

In tonight's episode Dylan and Alan cover a lot of ground! Which coffee store is better, Glorious Dunkin' Donuts or Shitty Starbucks? What is the greatest fast food location, and which is the worst? We discuss how HBO cancelled the former Game of Thrones show-runners show Confederates, and what that may mean for Star Wars. We discuss if Two and a Half Men was ever funny, we create a movie with Anne Hathaway and The Rock.  Oh, and also we saw Once Upon a Time in Hollywood and have some opinions, which leads into an argument as to whether Kill Bill Vol 1 and 2 are one whole movie or two separate films. We also of course rank our favorite Tarantino movies from worst to best. Join us! 

Hot Takes: The Episode (Once Upon a Time in Hollywood)

A series of pointless conversations held to impeccable standards.

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