The poison is poured, the bridges are burned The sham tribunal’s been adjourned No progress made. No lesson learned in this moment of monsters Camels can’t pass through needles’ eyes If their lips are moving lies are being told. They polarise in this moment of monsters The rich do what amuses them The poor do what they must The rich feast on rare creatures’ flesh The poor fight for a crust And horde whatever coins they find in the toxic dust The jury’s out, the fix in sin Your jaw will drop. Your head will spin Play by the rules? You’ll never win! in this moment of monsters The chips are down, their motives clear The cost of justice is so dear The jury will contain no peer in this moment of monsters

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In This Moment of Monsters

Groupies, and How to Please Them Sexually

Avid Trump supporters Anyl and Feekle Scrotum turn out not to be just brothers, but father and son too!

Further Adventures of the Scrotum Bros.

At the time I wrote and recorded this, there seemed little chance that America would be so foolish as to elect this ghastly person. Were those the days, or what?

The Inauguration of Donald Trump

A poignant bedtime story about why one should avoid the homeless. Based on a true story!

Gustavo's Forehead

In an attempt to fill the world with rosy-cheeked Christian kiddies, Vice President Pence has, with the encouragement of his wife Judy, whose real name isn't Judy at all, but Karen, been "donating" at Indiana Christian fertility clinics whose names and addresses this podcast is forbidden to disclose.

Mike Pence at the Fertility Clinic

Join the dopamine-deficient community as they had for the ball park for another afternoon of a sport not easily determined! Buy me some peanuts 'n' crackerjack!

At the Ball Park

Another Day At the Ballpark

The title says it all! You'll laff 'til you stop!

Anger Management for Transgenders

America's Eva Braun or a decent human being caught in a difficult position? You be the judge!

Run, Melania, Run

A pregame interview with a famous athlete! But what is his sport?

Pregame

No heart will fail to be warmed by this account of how, when he's pretending to play golf, President Trump is typically camping with his handsome youngest son, teaching the boy to revere nature and to respect even those unlike himself.

Sacha Barron Trump

Karen McDougal's relationship turns out to have been less about sex than service to humanity. This one will inspire you.

More McDougal!

For nine months shortly after the birth of his son Bannon, future president Donald G. Trump enjoyed hot extramarital sex with Playboy model Karen McDougal, who has explained that she loved him for his mind and his charm. Think about that for a minute. His mind. ,

I Google McDougal!

There are lots of fragrance cachet-laden magazines that will tell you how to dress, but this is where you'll get the best possible advice!

The Elements of Style

My inexpressibly hilarious commentaries about modern life will brighten the day of all who hear them! You'll laff 'til you stop or your money back!

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