Zach and Willys return during the slowest period of NFL news to look back on the Giants' draft and the shockingly forward-thinking trade the Big Blue made in the first round. They also take a game-by-game look at the Giants' 2021 schedule.

An Inconvenient Blueth: New York Giants Podcast

It's an ironic oxymoron!

Zach and Willys do one final draft preview before the big event starts on Thursday. After substantial upgrades to the pod, they go through another mock draft—this time with actual research at their disposal. They also pour one out for Wayne Gallman, a Giants who should and would have been great, had someone let him.

It's a skinny draft!

Zach and Willys make their triumphant spring return to the mics to hammer out their annual simulated mock draft on behalf of the Giants. Follow their picks round by round for a taste of what we expect Big Blue to do at the end of the month.

Talking about them is extremely difficult!

Zach and Willys welcome special guest Ethan Rothstein back to the show to shoot the breeze about the Super Bowl, the Presidential Medal of Freedom, and obscene salaries for baseball players who might not be that good at baseball. Expect very little information from this episode.

I hope these aren't in my cart!

With only the best teams in football still alive, the Bluethers catch up on the last few weeks of news from the Meadowlands and around the NFL. They take a look at the end of the Giants' season, views on the Eagles' forfeit and Doug Pederson's firing, and the most important holes for Big Blue to fill in the offseason.

We're still working on the tagline!

Just in time for Christmas, the Bluethers discuss the latest downturn in Big Blue's performance, the injury to Daniel Jones, and whatever hope remains for a Giants playoff appearance this season.

Abraham Lincoln isn't coming back from the dead!

After a crucial hiatus to invest in the Blueth Exploratory Committee, Zach and Willys return for an unprecedented septuple episode. They cover the Giants' miraculous playoff chances, the various controversies around Joe Judge's coaching staff, and how Big Blue has managed to become the best team in the NFC East despite playing like a thoroughly mediocre outfit.

He's an angry individual!

Well, the Giants lost again and the nation has entered one of its stranger periods... ever? But what's not strange is Big Blue's offense looking inert and uninspired, so let's take an hour to chat about that and keep our minds off of actual problems.

We don't need any deeper!`

The Giants played one of their worst games in memory, and got trounced by another club's second string. (Let's call them the 28ers.) These are dark days for Big Blue indeed, and the Bluethers are here to break it down. Moving on fairly quickly from a game that left little to talk about, they discuss how Sunday's embarrassment could hasten the departure of Dave Gettleman, Joe Judge's status three games into his head coaching tenure, and what a smart front office would choose to do from here on out.

Too little too early!

One more loss for the record, and many more for the soul. Saquon is done for the year, Danny Dimes is back to his fumbling ways, and a very unconvincing Bears team left the Giants sitting at 0-2 for the one-millionth time in the last one million seasons. The Bluethers discuss what happened in Chicago on Sunday, how the Big Blue defense has actually been a pleasant surprise so far in 2020, and how Joe Judge might generate any kind of offense for the next 14 games.

How do we segue out of this?

Somehow professional football has happened, which gives the Bluethers something to talk about that's at least nominally related to the playing of professional football games. After an expected loss at home to the Pittsburgh Steelers, Zach and Willys discuss Iron Curtain's stifling of Saquon in the running game, the stellar play of Darius Slayton as a rising WR1, and why Jason Garrett appeared so many times on the broadcast. Week 1 is in the books. Welcome back, however rudely, to Giants football.

We're gonna work on the tagline!

Deep into the dog days of summer, the Bluethers jump on to talk about the unorthodox beginning of training camp, the Giants' kicking situation, and what we think we've learned about DeAndre Baker's legal case. And, of course... plenty of other clearly impertinent topics, straight from Lockdown Studios East of East and West.

Get a kicker you Gano!

Keeping alive the recent trend of Giants banality, Big Blue has been interesting in the last few weeks only to the extent that they’re tangentially related to the actual news of the day. Right now, said news is Cam Newton’s signing with the Pats and the (football) disgrace in D.C. deciding to change its name. The Bluethers break down those two big stories, plus discuss the latest on DeAndre Baker’s criminal case and the case for extending Saquon’s contract. We’re back, even though the NFL won’t be.

This isn't a mailbag!

With the hypothetical, probably-not-happening 2020 schedule now ripe for pointless discussion and analysis, Zach and Willys jump on the mics to discuss the Giants' outlook, the mess of Corporate Insurance Stadium's parking situation, why you might want a burner LinkedIn, and when a gardener becomes a farmer.

What about the FlinkedIn‽

Here come the hog mollies! With the all-remote draft now a thing of bizarre 21st-Century history, the Bluethers break down the Giants' picks, Roger Goodell's strange behavior, and some guys who probably won't make the roster.

Get a Thomas you know!

Join two friends from either side of the country as they discuss the ups and many downs of the New York Giants and professional football. In the world's most irreverent podcast about Big Blue, Zach Perry and Willys DeVoll talk about the G-Men with candor, humor, and complete lack of professional media access. Each week, we break down the game and news from the Meadowlands and around the NFL. Long Live OBJ, and remember 2008.

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An Inconvenient Blueth: New York Giants Podcast

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