Welcome to Episode 9 What is cheating to you? Do you even care if you get cheated on? What would you do if you caught your mate cheating on you whichever that is (kissing, flirting, or sex)? Would you rather have sex in a waterfall or deserted island? Would you rather have a BIG head or little head? Would you rather be blind and deaf, homeless forever, or incarcerated forever? Follow Natexpark and Mr_long68 on Instagram to keep in contact with us. Thanks for listening, If you haven't heard already check out our last episode "Analytical Escorts"

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What is Cheating?

Welcome to Episode 8 What's the worst place to get bitten? Have you ever thought about becoming an escort fellas? Is there a market for us like there is for women? Can men take woman on dates and get paid? Do all older white women want black dick? Would you choose to be immortal and poor or half your life span w/ infinite money? Would you rather cum every two seconds or never be able to get erect? Would you rather be immune to diseases or a millionaire? Thanks for listening, If you haven't heard already check out our last episode "Porn Is Messin with Your Mind"

Analytical Escorts

Welcome to Episode 7. Do you watch porn?  Do you think it messes with your psyche? Do you agree that porn consumers are more callous towards females in general?  What about porn consumers who are women? What are you allergic to? What if the waiting staff told you there is nothing you're allergic to in their food in their restaurant but then you died an hour later because they lied? If was a patient in a hospital would you have sex with the nurses if you had the chance? Outro song: 'REMEDY' by INDICA Thanks for listening. If you haven't already checked out our last episode, 'How Depressed Are You?'.

Porn Is Messin' With Your Mind Man

Welcome to Episode 6. Do you let someone know you are about to have a bowel movement in their home? Do you unnecessarily hide spray in your bathroom when guests may need it? What is depression for you? How depressed are you? What sort of progressions would you make if you weren't depressed? Men (or women) would you rather accept an inny award or drive an audi (vagina talk)? Do you have a chirp phone? What is the weirdest kink or fetish you've heard of or experienced? Outro song by AD-8 Thanks for listening. If you haven't already check out our last episode, 'I'm Smarter Than My Parents, Are You?'. 

How Depressed Are You?

 Welcome to episode 5. What kind of porn do you watch? Homemade or high quality? Would you be okay with your significant other doing porn or webcam work? Ladies, what do you expect from a partner in a 'friends with benefits' relationship? What's your ideal love language? What are the characteristics of your ideal life partner? Do you think your parents know what they're doing? Do you feel you are smarter than your parents? Answer any of these questions in the comments, but definitely stick around to hear our answers and thoughts. Thanks for listening. If you haven't already, check out our last episode, 'The Gonorrhea Bandit'.

I'm Smarter Than My Parents, Are You?

In this episode, we spontaneously decided to have on a guest, our long-time friend, Daniel from 'Welcome To The Mid' (his network). Listen to me get confused by his network and podcast name (As Told By The Mid). Would you date a single mother? Why or why not? How do you feel about a man who cries?  Have you ever been swiped by the Gonorrhea Bandit? Also, what is more sick? Having had gonorrhea or going commando? Let us know in the comments. Thank you for chillin' with us and if you haven't, check out our last podcast, 'Father Of The Year'. Outro song: That's Me by Van Buren

The Gonorrhea Bandit ft. Daniel from The Mid

In this episode, we talk about teachers having sex with students. Dj explains his frustration with his new co-worker, who is annoyingly named after a color. We also get into a deep discussion about our parents' parenting methods and what constitutes being a good parent. Also do you know that men can have multiple orgasms? Furthermore, we get into a lot of random foolishness. Hope you enjoy the episode and make sure you check out our last episode, 'Neuralink The Pussy'.

Father Of The Year

In this episode, we go over the mix up as this is the REAL episode two. Why we deleted the first episode whether you got to hear it or not before we took it down. Elon Musk and his invention of Neurolink being ready for surgery. Where did the Native Americans go? How Nate is now taking his feelings toward black men as he would not date them either...if he were gay Enjoy the episode and tune in to the first episode of Analytical Jerks Podcast where we address black culture.

Neurolink The P*ssy

We address the new name change from We Just Talkin' to Analytical Jerks. Nate discusses Dj's BBW experience and how that even happened.  Looking at the title you have to find out which one of us is allergic to black woman or is it both? We have a special guest to represent for the black woman out there Carol Powell aka Juice.

I'm Allergic to Black Women ft. Carol Powell aka Juice

Creators: Nate & Dj We just want to make you laugh. Expand beyond your intellectual defaults. And create an environment for self-exploration. Socratic discussion and foolishness are to be expected.

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