Don't call it a comeback, cause it's not one. Baby, demanding jobs and general pandemic malaise make any promises of regular episodes a bit mean, but we hope you enjoy this one. We will try to do more this year. In this episode Becky and Amy try to keep things positive! Optimistic! Happy! It's not easy, but we tell a couple of cheerful stories, and say things we probably shouldn't considering our colleagues listen to this. And we ask the big questions, like who would win in a fight, and which celebrity does the voice of your genitals?

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Who Would Win In A Fight: Becky Or Amy?

The clocks are forward and we are BACK. For this episode at least. We can't promise to record with any kind of regularity as before, but this feels like a good a time as any to catch up on everything that has happened in the last seven months. INCLUDING, Amy's birth story (prepare yourself), and Becky meeting a real, living, breathing gannet (if you know, you know). We miss you. Tell us how you're doing. Leave us comments @andthenwhatpod on Twitter and Instagram. Email us andthenwhatpod@gmail.com!

You Shouldn't Drink Your Own Poo

Soak it in, chaps. We'll do our best but episodes might be a little sporadic because AMY HAD A BABY!!! He's gorgeous and precious but doesn't sleep, and I think we can all agree Amy's sleep is more important than recording on the reg. We do have a DOOZY to leave you with in the meantime, including beautiful data, a sexy criminal, the lookalike tour from hell, and ANOTHER gobsmacking dick story (quite literally, this time). We love you, thank you for listening, leave us comments @andthenwhatpod on Twitter and Instagram. Email us andthenwhatpod@gmail.com!

Christina Aguilera's Discography

We're back! After a lengthy break due to bad health (sepsis is bad, guys, did you know?) Amy and Becky reunite to bring you four brand new stories. Amy tells us about one very brilliant person, and one very silly person. Meanwhile, Becky talks about Vlad the Impaler's plan to help the homeless and how Star Trek is the reason Obama got elected. Follow us on @andthenwhatpod, and email us andthenwhatpod@gmail.com

Taylor The Impaler

This week, we're just trying to make you laugh with a compilation of our favourite stories, from the very first joke we ever told on And Then What? to a story of some hungry seagulls which makes us cry laughing to this day. But with Amy and Becky both AWOL, there's a very special guest having to do the introductions for them...

Now That's What I Call And Then What?: Volume 1

Listen up, BRACKIES. We finally did it. Four women, one microphone. two bottles of prosecco (soft drink for Amy) and a bumper episode with special guests Kate and Georgie from Nothing Rhymes With Murder. Literally only cut out ten seconds from this one, and that's only because someone coughed and Flick was being a dick. Follow us on @andthenwhatpod, email us on andthenwhatpod@gmail.com

Bitches Do Love True Crime Podcasts

Listen... the episode STARTS rough and depressing but if you stick with it, it gets GREAT. If you'd like to donate the the Macmillan fundraiser we mentioned at the beginning, this is the link: https://www.justgiving.com/fundraising/sheenapatelmemorial We're sure Sheena's family would really appreciate a donation in her name.

It's a Weird Dick For a Dog to Have

Guys, we are hopped on on cheese and grease throughout this episode, so settle in for a serious onslaught of giggles and good times. Becky brings two stories about assholes (or not? You decide) while Amy returns to Ancient Greece for another amazing myth (Zeus is reassuringly terrible), and also gives us a proper cringy tale from the legendary TIFU subreddit. Enjoy!

Eight Flavours Of Welsh

We've got an extra long one for you this week, which we can chalk up to not seeing each other for a few weeks and being hopped up on cheese and ice cream like a right pair of grown ups. This week Becky fulfils a listener request and the result is hilarious, and brings us an obscure fairy tale. Amy's brought Greek myths back from her holiday, and ends the episode with a look at the brilliant Dr James Barry. Follow us on @andthenwhatpod, email us on andthenwhatpod@gmail.com

Clean Hands, Clean Holes

This episode takes us on a trip down memory lane where we revisit some of our brilliantly entertaining guest storytellers. Alice Vincent tells us how it's a small world after all, Dan Mitchell brings us an ancient Welsh folktale, Lowri Williams digs deep into her adolescence, and Simon Key tells us how the Big Green Book Shop in Wood Green came to be. Follow us on @andthenwhatpod, email us on andthenwhatpod@gmail.com

Guest Fest Part One!

We promise this won't become a Game Of Thrones podcast but we can't promise we won't speculate about which Game Of Thrones we want to have sex with... #TeamGhost or #TeamDrogon? This week Becky's got a long one and Amy's got two short ones, but it's about the quality, not the volume, lads. Enjoy true stories from the 1906 Olympics and New York's 1920s that are so ridiculous it's hard to believe they're true, and a lengthy tale of elderly married life. Follow us on @andthenwhatpod and email on andthenwhatpod@gmail.com!

This Won't Become A Game Of Thrones Podcast

This week's episode of And Then What? has Becky returning to her roots – as in, excellent accents. She tells the story of the Organ Fairy (it's as unpleasant as it sounds) and the 104 year old woman who got arrested in Bristol. Amy, meanwhile, is telling the surprisingly emotional story of Cowboy Bob, the most unusual bank robber in Texas. Follow us on @andthenwhatpod, and email us on andthenwhatpod@gmail.com.

A Liver For A Kanye West Concert

Welcome to And Then What?, the podcast all about stories! This week we've got some great ones – Amy tells a miserable story about a potential double-murderer, followed up with a lovely rant about misogyny. Becky, meanwhile, tackles The Big RBG and the continuing gender bollocks of the US, finished up with the story of a tiny Italian town that outsmarted some master art thieves. Follow us on @andthenwhatpod, and email us on andthenwhatpod@gmail.com

Avocado Garlic Burps

Quite the journey this week, lads. What starts as a vaguely coherent but wonderfully giggly lesson about St David turns into an extremely coherent discussion about economics and equality. We also tell a huge-if-true love story, and pick apart the myths and untruths about our favourite words. Follow us on @andthenwhatpod and email on andthenwhatpod@gmail.com!

Which Billionaire Will I Eat First?

Did you miss us? Did you even notice we were gone? Either way, we're back with four cracking stories for you INCLUDING a) the worst bride with the tackiest taste in the world b) a sexy great-grandmother and her naughty photos c) the true story that Disney doesn't want you to know and d) why amphetamines are just the ticket if you get trapped by Soviet forces. Follow us on @andthenwhatpod and email on andthenwhatpod@gmail.com

The Unluckiest Pregnant Woman

Once upon a time there were two women who liked stories, so they decided to start a podcast all about them. And Then What? is story time for adults. Amy Jones, a video producer and writer, and Becky Brynolf, charity person & script reader, hang out in Amy's back room and tell each other stories –true stories, anecdotes, urban legends, messed up folk tales, long jokes, things we saw on Reddit, things we've written ourselves, anything.

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