It turns out chlamydia is more widespread than we thought! DC makes the biggest beer snake Keith's ever seen, and we've found someone more behind the times than Internet Explorer! And count on Florida to find a body spray worse than Axe... Secret Beach's single “November Sky” is available on all streaming platforms. To connect with Secret Beach and find out about future releases and shows, follow them at: www.instagram.com/secretbeachmusic

Another Wasted Hour

Beer Snake!!!

Vodka just not cutting it anymore? This new version will fuck you up just the same, plus maybe add some eyes! Eight-year-olds are getting into edibles, and hippos run amok in Colombia! And if you can't find someone to dance, just ask a child in Utah. Apparently, they have to! FreeSoul will be playing Bungalow Billiards on Friday, March 20th. For more information and music, checkout www.torreyb.com

Beer Snake!

It seems it's never too late to chase your dreams of athletic stardom! There's a conspiracy at the FCC to miscount people, and someone has made an obscene amount of money on Hot Pockets! And sadly it seems one our most rock-steady, reliable bastions of the Internet can no longer be trusted... Check out Amanda Cunningham's latest single "Selfish Fool", available on all popular streaming services.  For more music and future concerts, visit: http://www.amandacunningham.com

Areola Virus

Brave Republicans do their best to save helpless women from buying too many feminine products! We now have scientific proof that your pets are cuter than your spouse, and discover a new sleep aid that's just as good as the rest, only sweatier! TheCrossover.TV creates unique live collaborative music experiences.  Their latest episode features former guests BetaMax and Most Savage Gentlemen.  Check out all their amazing videos at www.thecrossover.tv

The difference between a baby and a pet

Keith pops the lid on the most shocking conspiracy he's totally invented! It turns out W.W.J.D.M.M.A might be a thing, and the Chinese have yet another aphrodisiac I'm positive you're not interested in! And it turns out the impeachment trial is not the only controversy taking place in Congress this week... space&time are playing Saturday, February 8th at The Pocket in Washington D.C. To find out more about this show, and the upcoming Fold Sessions, visit: www.spaceandtimeband.com

Volca? No!

We find the hero we need in these dark times! Keith pledges himself to the new "milk or water diet," and we find a court judge who's obviously never played Halo. And while this Scotsman may be a shit bank robber, at least we can say he'd also be crap in the KKK, and isn't that a win? The Invisibles are playing Friday, January 31st at Public Bar Live in Washington D.C.  To check out their music and for more information visit: http://theinvisiblesdc.bandcamp.com

Always stop to pet the dog

We realize that we really need to figure out the definition of "24 hours." Keith requests trial by combat, and we discover that I'm just as advanced as a Tesla. And it turns out that vultures are doing more about the border crisis than you are... Red Medicine is playing Thursday, January 30th at Jammin’ Java in Vienna, VA as part of the second Eskimo Bands concert series.  For more music and details visit: www.facebook.com/redmedicinerx

Not in a row!

All aboard a rather unusual train to go rescue innocent people from...clothing bins? Ottawa gives a new meaning to the phrase "stacking bodies," and the Y2K bug was just biding its time all along! And did you know that you're already saving the planet using the Hollywood method? Beta Max will be unveiling a limited vinyl edition of their latest album '82 at The Pie Shop in Washington D.C. on Thursday, February 27th.  For more music and shows visit www.betamaxtheband.com

365 Pairs of Socks

We discover a healthy new way to grow our breasts! Tumbleweeds are making a sequel to the movie "Rubber," and Keith gets really excited about how it's now legal for him to snowball someone! And we start our countdown to the hot new Cabbage Patch Kids album dropping on Death Row... Justin Trawick and the common good are playing Friday, January 17th at the Pearl Street Warehouse in Washington D.C. for his 10th annual 29th birthday show. For more of his live shows and music visit www.justintrawick.com 

Cash cab slug line

If you thought you were safe from 30-50 feral hogs, have we got news for you! Roombas are the new home intruders, and apparently the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles have gone rogue! And we discover a way to make money even more valuable! I wonder if it has to be worthless first... Emma G allows us the world premier of her new single "Proud".  She will be releasing a new single very 6 weeks for the rest of the year!  Check out all her music and shows at www.emmagmusic.com  

Drop a Bombshell and Chill

Remember that time that time we had too many people on, and we didn't even get to finish everything? Well we've done it again! But this time, we planned for it! We have three different guests for our first ever Another Wasted (After) Hour! This long form special afterhours episode features Elizabeth II (www.elizabethIImusic.com), The Neuro Farm (www.theneurofarm.com), and Maryjo Mattea (www.maryjomattea.com).  Please visit their websites for incredible music and upcoming shows!

Afterhours: The Grand Experiment

The DC area invites Keith back for its own version of Whamageddon! We discuss making money printers coin-operated so they stop running out of cash, and apparently birds love hats! And if you thought the $120,000 Banana story was already wild, just wait until it went full-Florida! Most Savage Gentlemen released their self titled album on Friday, December 20th available for download on all digital platforms. For more music and upcoming shows, visit: http://www.mostsavagegentlemen.com

Lesbian Vampire Kickboxing

We discuss: at what age should you teach your kids about bologna? We try to figure out how 100 teenagers all agreed to show up to a machete brawl, and wonder if cows prefer the Oculus Rift, or the HTC Vive. And find out how your puppy may be trying to kill you! Checkout more killer music from hit music producer and mixing engineer Chris "Von Pimpenstein" Carter at: http://www.vonpimpenstein.com/

The Bolognaing Machine

There are green alligators and long-necked geese, humpty-backed camels and some chimpanzees! There's cats and rats and elephants, but as far as our guest is concerned, there'll be NO GODDAMN unicorns! Siobhán O'Brien is playing Murphy's in Alexandria, VA on Tuesday, Nov 26th.  Then, if you miss that you can also catch her on the 27th, 28th, 29th, and 30th.  Just be careful what you request. Check out more music and shows at: https://www.siobhanobrien.com/

Saying "no" to Bob Dylan

It turns out the best new restaurant in your area might be your local highway! Keith decides to start a new life fighting alligators, and check with your local cops to see if they'll weigh your drugs for you! And we unleash a revolutionary new system for finding a place to sleep while on the road... Mike Quindlen will be taking the stage Saturday, Nov 16th at Zissimos Bar in Baltimore, MD to raise money for Sharp Dressed Man.  Follow Mike at: https://www.facebook.com/mike.quindlen

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Another Wasted Hour

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