When was the last time you put your hands in the air and waved them like you just don’t care? In this episode, this is exactly what the Art Pros did. Does art have to be so serious all the time? Does making smart art make you a better artist? We don’t always think so. So come have some fun with us, let your hair down and let's live a little. This week, Gage and Renz talk about how important it is to have fun when you make art. Gage comes out as a capitalist, Renz’s recording sounds horrible because he accidentally pointed his mic backwards. Donkey from “Shrek” might be a republican. Renz thinks Drake’s album cover sucks and Gage thinks he probably got it from Fiverr.So if you think you need a little vacation from all the hard work you’ve been doing, then you deserve it. Kick it with the Art Pros, queue this episode up, sit back and enjoy the vibes! Outro: Who Let the Dogs Out by Baha Men - Matt Mulholland Cover[More on [www.artprospodcast.com] • follow us on IG @paid.artists [instagram.com/paid.artists] • donate to our patreon at patreon.com/artprospodcast • email us [artprospodcast@gmail.com] Join our Discord and post your recommendations for episodes, news articles, memes, or any stories if you want some extra company ----->[Discord]

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73.We Let The Dogs Out

It’s been a long summer interns. Here’s a new episode. This week the art pros end their hiatus(we have lives!) and talk about accessibility in the art world. The audience needs to be able to understand your work otherwise you aren’t going to get any money, we drop some thoughts on that. We also talk about:Cake art, Neil Degrasse Tyson Chicken Nuggets, the Mark Wahlberg question, Xbox Dos Equis, Dababy, and more. We swear all of it makes sense together and is on topic. Welcome back to the world’s most inconsistent internship in the world. Want to become an art professional? Take the Art Pros Pill, and become a chad paid artist.[More on [www.artprospodcast.com] • follow us on IG @paid.artists [instagram.com/paid.artists] • donate to our patreon at patreon.com/artprospodcast • email us [artprospodcast@gmail.com]Join our Discord and post your recommendations for episodes, news articles, memes, or any stories if you want some extra company ----->[Discord]

72. FINE ART IS NOT ACCESSIBLE, but what about cake?

This week is a little true crime, and a little art pros. It’s a sick, sick, world out there. Darkness lurks in every alley, and there is only one thing standing between good and evil...FORENSIC ARTISTS. Forensic Artists are artists who use their skills every day in true crime scenarios, to catch bad guys and give victims solace. This week the Art Pros Podcast about family annihilator James Emil List, Suspect sketches, skeleton identifying, Tom Brady smooches, and finally a reason to study art you can explain to your dad. f you have ever wanted to use YOUR ART to CATCH A PEDO...FOR MONEY this episode is for you. ART CAREER ALERT!!!(RIP FRANK BENDER)(RIP DMX)(RIP Brian)[More on [www.artprospodcast.com] • follow us on IG @paid.artists [instagram.com/paid.artists] • donate to our patreon at patreon.com/artprospodcast • email us [artprospodcast@gmail.com]

71. The Intersection of Art and True Crime: Forensic Artists

Pssst hey, wanna make some money off the blockchain with your art?In this epic conclusion to the Art Professionals Podcast “nOn-FuNgIbLe ToKen” arc, the Renz and Gage offer some much needed clarity. In this episode we address the ENVIRONMENTAL IMPACT OF CRYPTOCURRENCY, the publication costs i.e. ETHEREUM GAS FEES, and potential unique use-cases for the non-fungible token(feet pic algorithm anyone?) While NFTs could be your ticket to gravy-town (as demonstrated by the artist Beeple’s meteoric rise to be one of the most valuable living artists on the planet) there are some significant drawbacks. Anyways...if you want to hear about Renz’s blockchain business model, the ESPN rockchain technology, and our insight on how to get money as an artist, check out this episode. It might confuse you. It might enlighten you. There’s only one way to find out. You will sound smarter after this episode. You will be learned. Listen to our episode, learn more about NFT’s, and earn that LAMBO BAYBEEEEEEEEEEEE! **It's important to note that while NFTs were popularized as part of the ETH ecosystem, there are other coins/ blockchain solutions that may or may not cost less, for example, Cardano(ADA) is a blockchain tech that can support NFTs with coins much cheaper than ETH, however, ETH based marketplaces will reasonably have more people and more capital to buy your art with. This is not covered in the episode.If you want to mint an NFT as a cryptonoob, we found opensea.io to be the most straightforward platform.[More on [www.artprospodcast.com] • follow us on IG @paid.artists [instagram.com/paid.artists] • donate to our patreon at patreon.com/artprospodcast • email us [artprospodcast@gmail.com]Join our Discord and post your recommendations for episodes, news articles, memes, or any stories if you want some extra company ----->[Discord]

70. NFT’s Part II: NFT’s Reloaded, MINTING EXPOSED. Are they Really worth it???

Are you a digital artist? Do you want to become a rich, and successful digital artist, and do you want it to happen FAST? If you do, then you’ve come to the right place because we’re here to tell you that it probably won’t happen. We’re sorry. We’re so sorry that we want to help, because we know that it’s possible and we’ll tell you how in this episode.  If you want to have a chance at getting rich FAST with your digital art, you probably want to look into NFTs. It’s not too late, because someone told us It’s Never Too Late. NFTs are the premiere way to become a millionaire with digital art faster than you can speed dial your mom to tell her you just bought her a new Tesla Cybertruck because you’ve become a modern artist. NFT stands for Non-Fungible Token. A Non-Fungible Token is a cryptographic token that represents a unique item that serves as proof of ownership. Non-Fungible tokens provide proof of ownership through blockchain technology, which is the same technology that Bitcoin uses. Bitcoin is worth tens of thousands of dollars, because of blockchain technology. If you’ve ever wanted to get stupid rich from Bitcoin or anything similar, this episode might interest you. It might confuse you. It might enlighten you. There’s only one way to find out. You will sound smarter after this episode. You will be learned. The internet is the new oyster of the world, and the ocean is waiting for you to dive more than knee deep into it. Listen to our episode, learn about NFT’s, and earn that pearl. Mommy will be proud of you.  [More on [www.artprospodcast.com] • follow us on IG @paid.artists [instagram.com/paid.artists] • donate to our patreon at patreon.com/artprospodcast • email us [artprospodcast@gmail.com] Join our Discord and post your recommendations for episodes, news articles, memes, or any stories if you want some extra company ----->[Discord]

69. What The Funge is a Non-Fungible Token? Get Rich Quick With Digital Art, Cryptocurrency and Bitcoin! (Throwing A Funge Into The System)

Why don't people like Hitler's Art? Why don't people like Contemporary Art? What is the greatest latte art?!!! This week the Art Pros Podcast answer's ARTS GREATEST QUESTIONS. Using our solid, crowd-sourced, and big-league art questions, we have secured the common person's biggest questions. Questions that museums are scared to answer, questions that curators cower in fear to acknowledge, questions that weaker painters refuse to address... The Art Pros aren't scared to put everything on the line, for you interns! We love you guys, and we don't care if the feds SHUT US DOWN, they don't want you to decalcify your pineal gland and open your 5th eye with us this week on the most COURAGEOUS Art Podcast on the internet.[More on [www.artprospodcast.com] • follow us on IG @paid.artists [instagram.com/paid.artists] • donate to our patreon at patreon.com/artprospodcast • email us [artprospodcast@gmail.com] Join our Discord and post your recommendations for episodes, news articles, memes, or any stories if you want some extra company ----->[Discord]

68. Unanswered questions in Art Today: Hitler's Art, Contemporary Art, MY ART????? F*-U Wallstreet UwU

January was a tough month, take a break and relax with the art pros, you’ve earned it.This week the Art Pros Podcast about the world’s most expensive art piece IN THE WORLD, created by none other than the illustrious artist: Natural Light. The art pros also address the biggest labor crises in the world, the automation of the art studio. Where are we going to find unpaid internships at now?!We at the art pros have a duty to inform our listeners on the goings-on of the art world so that when you’re at your weekly zoom Kombucha Happy Hour you have an interesting topic to bring up, with expert research and engaging points of view, the art pros will turn you into a big brained genius just like us.[More on [www.artprospodcast.com] • follow us on IG @paid.artists [instagram.com/paid.artists] • donate to our patreon at patreon.com/artprospodcast • email us [artprospodcast@gmail.com] Join our Discord and post your recommendations for episodes, news articles, memes, or any stories if you want some extra company ----->[Discord]

67. The World’s most Expensive art piece DEBUNKED

Watch your fingers because this episode is HOT. The Art Pros are MAD in this episode. We’re MAD because of all the fake organizations that treat equitable practice like it's a fad. We’re mad because we feel like some organizations' hiring practices feel like big virtue signaling energy. The Art Pros are all for justice, but when so many people who used to not care about inclusivity start to suddenly care, things get a little weird. We're here to set the record straight as great Allies to our BIPOC and Underrepresented people because our mission is to stand up for human rights even if it doesn't directly affect us, and not-uh, we aren't trying to virtue signal so if you criticize us, were gonna get really defensive so please don't, please?This week the Art Pros podcast about Shady Non-Profits on #metoo, the lucrative Diversity Mercenary career path, weird old people who treat equitable hiring like its a game of Wokémon, updated 'how to find grants for artists,' the controversial name even worse than Satan McBadguy, and the 10 million dollar college diversity budget.Finally, check out our friend Benjamin L.M.’s New virtual exhibit Roots of Innocence:[https://www.artavita.com/virtual_exhibitions/424][More on [www.artprospodcast.com] • follow us on IG @paid.artists [instagram.com/paid.artists] • donate to our patreon at patreon.com/artprospodcast • email us [artprospodcast@gmail.com]

Gotta Hire 'Em All: Wokémon

This week the art pros podcast about grant writing, and other ways to get paid. How come Grimes was able to get her record label; CRYSTAL MATH RECORDS, INC, a sweet grant of $90k from the Canadian Government? Believe it or not the Art pros have some experience writing grants that actually get artist projects PAID for, and in this episode we give our most common sense tips that may seem like DOY OF COURSE WHY DIDNT I THINK OF THAT, but you didn’t think of it and we did. We’re trying to get you FUNDED. Also we talk about some inventions and money-making ideas, like The LGBLT.  [More on [www.artprospodcast.com] • follow us on IG @paid.artists [instagram.com/paid.artists] • donate to our patreon at patreon.com/artprospodcast • email us [artprospodcast@gmail.com] Join our Discord and post your recommendations for episodes, news articles, memes, or any stories if you want its lonely in there rn ----->[Discord]

65. Honest, How to Write a grant for Artists, and associated advice.

Did you know Ivanka Trump was an art collector??? us neither. This week the Art Professionals Podcast about Bulletproof-Brunch-Pods, Ivanka Trump's return to the New York Art Scene, the no malarkey oligarchy etc... lives saved by ART and where the Baltimore Museum of Art's Deaccession Scandal lies now. (What is the Deaccession Scandal? See our previous episode to find out what exactly is the cost of "an endowment for the future")Additionally check out Baltimore Based Musician STOOPBABYMO's new album "Coming to America". It is a good music.[More on [www.artprospodcast.com] • follow us on IG @paid.artists [instagram.com/paid.artists] • donate to our patreon at patreon.com/artprospodcast • email us [artprospodcast@gmail.com]Join our Discord and post your recommendations for episodes, news articles, memes, or any stories if you want its lonely in there rn ----->[Discord]

64. Ivanka Trump Sucks up the Art Market: BMA Update, How to Profit off the Civil War, Corny Political Art and Saved by the Whale

Do you think it’s ok for museums to sell artwork donated to them for public preservation in order to enact their own mission? Do you trust museums that profited off of marginalization in the past to be the leading voices of equity and inclusion?  The Baltimore Museum of Art aka the BMA is auctioning off some art works. We get it, times are tough and they want money… The thing is when you DEACCESSION art from a tax-exempt museum (move it from public access into the hands of a private collector) ethical boundaries are in danger of being crossed. The BMA stated this 65 million dollars will be used to “increase staff salaries, eliminate admission fees for special exhibitions and offer evening hours in an effort to reach an under-served audience.” They’re also using 54.5 million as an Endowment for the “the care of the collection.”  This week the Art Pros Podcast about the BMA, presenting both sides of the argument, the give-everyone-free-ca$h art performance, why we don’t trust museums, and the nitty gritty of institutional activism. The art is for the people not the institution, but is the institution for the people? Find out in this week's episode of the Art Professionals Podcast. [More on [www.artprospodcast.com] • follow us on IG @paid.artists [instagram.com/paid.artists] • donate to our patreon at patreon.com/artprospodcast • email us [artprospodcast@gmail.com]  Music: Intro - News Room News by SpenceOutro - Awaken by Anno Domini Beats

63: The Price of Diversity - The Baltimore Museum of Art Deaccession Pod

This week the Art Pros podcast about the art of magicians, the ultimate performance artists. Mastering such concepts as sleight of hand, and straight up LYING TO YOUR FACE, magicians carry all the traits desired in an excellent artist//criminal. If you want to learn how to be a better artist, consider studying stage magic. At the intersection of art, craft, mysticism, and performance lies the stage magician. These mind-boggling stunts-men prove that art is a competition, and they may just have the edge to beat out the rest of us…Or not who knows. Here’s a pod where Renz and Gage talk about the intersection of art and magic for ten minutes. Do us a favor and check it out real quick. I heard that Stage Magicians pay their assistants....[More on [www.artprospodcast.com] • follow us on IG @paid.artists [instagram.com/paid.artists] • donate to our patreon at patreon.com/artprospodcast • email us [artprospodcast@gmail.com]

62. Magicians, true Performance Craftsman. 10-minute mini-sode

This week the Art Pros podcast about hustle culture, Positive Vibes, and Big Body Whippin with the musician Mxhxrajah, aka Sid. Sid is a 19 year old educator, marketer, and “brown boy” rapper from upstate New York. He put us onto his new EP Polaroid Prince(available on Spotify). Throughout the episode we talk fashion, Young Thug, Timothy Chamelet, music, educating the youth, his wave, why TikTok is trash(for marketing experts), and most importantly, SELF-LOVE. Sid has one of the most positive vibes, and the unending optimism that we all crave to rekindle. Go out and stream Polaroid Prince ASAP! EXTRA PICKLES//#5JABWAYPolaroid Prince→[https://open.spotify.com/artist/2YZlTDl8N8scy8D0h1qCpG?si=TgmGSB7PRX6lAEwPJWdHSA][More on [www.artprospodcast.com] • follow us on IG @paid.artists [instagram.com/paid.artists] • donate to our patreon at patreon.com/artprospodcast • email us [artprospodcast@gmail.com]

61. Positive Vibes with Mxhxrajah

Who needs graduate school or an MFA when you have THE ART PROS PODCAST. For a fraction of the price we can sit around and give any artist of any medium an highly reasoned opinion noone wanted or needed. In this weeks episode The Art Pros demonstrate what a REAL art CRITIQUE from a REAL ART PROFESSIONAL looks like. Aside from absolutely roasting the heady, esoteric, and EXTREMELY BASED 43 page textbook that is Santi’s work The gang figures out the role of art in SOCIETY, Which artist is most like Keanu Reeves, the best aspects of american culture, Why politics are all jacked up, the Counterops aka Art TERRORISM of Brad Troemel, And why is Jeff Koons so Masculine?The Art Pros welcome onto the podcast @Pl0xi_the_ars0nist on instagram aka Santi, aka Santiago Corredor-Vergara. Santi is an artist who reached out to us, at the Art Pros, for his very own professional Art Critique. Santi sent us a 43 page document, and after spending our 15 minutes of research on it we proceed to completely misrepresent the point of his art...or we help him begin to round out his ideas? We’re not really sure. Anyhow, we give him a good ol fashion formal critique, on his DANGEROUSLY RADICAL ideas. Santi is conflicted about painting, is not against defining utopia, and incredibly big brained, including the use of the words “rationalism”. “Meta-fiction”, “internet”, and “memes” when talking about art. If you love Santi and are sick of the Art Pros Podcast you can check out the pod he cohosts at the following link. [Susi and the Tankies] Susi and the Tankies is a casual political commentary podcast that will probably give you some class consciousness, insight on international affairs, and de-radicalize any centrists who've been grilling just a little too long.If you like what we on the Art Pros do, check out the following links: [More on [www.artprospodcast.com] • follow us on IG @paid.artists [instagram.com/paid.artists] • donate to our patreon at patreon.com/artprospodcast • email us [artprospodcast@gmail.com]ALERT: Cybervote Patriotista Chapter 1 is out now at artprospodcast.com/cyber-vote-patriotista

60. 6 Ancient Truths you just wouldn’t believe about the future of SOCIETY// An art Critique of Santiago Corredor-Vergara

Psst hey can you do us a favor? Can you listen to this episode real quick? Here’s a description. It’s great we promise.Its a Bird! Its a Blaine! Wait Its the Art Pros Podcast.  This week the Art Pros Podcast about David Blaine’s Ascension, Flying Cars, Volcano Sharks, and Jessica Krug[ :( ]. Each day we stray further from god’s light, it is extremely clear to us at the Art Pros that man struggles with its own ego, what right do we have trying to make cars fly when the automobile is the most deadly assault weapon in the United States! David Blaine stunts on all other performance artists, and we can mathematically prove it. Identity politics is lame, and Global warming is bad. Music Intro - Future City Funk by Bad SnacksALERT: Cybervote Patriotista Chapter 1 is out now at artprospodcast.com/cyber-vote-patriotista [More on www.artprospodcast.com • follow us on IG instagram.com/paid.artists • donate to our patreon at patreon.com/artprospodcast • email us artprospodcast@gmail.com]

59. The Flying Car Cold War between Japan and America! wake us up when September Ends, Lava Sharks, and institutional Blackface

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