Today we have an awesome guest on the podcast and she evangelizes about a life where you wear no pants! This is a returnee guest, from our most popular episode ever!! That super famous episode is titled “Sex Prison.” If you haven’t listened to it, you should. Also, can you f%&%%$%^^! your way out of a depression? And, we learn about how Burning Man is really the catalyst of Alllll divorce. Cat or baby? Listen on!

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52 - The no-pants life

Tracy Nguyen, comedienne extraordinaire joins us! Not a divorcée, but veteran of enough relationships to share in our cynicism. We address the big questions: can one have too many vibrators? Should relationships end at three years? Is art all about sex or all about death? PICK A SIDE! Tracy shares the history of Catholicism in Vietnam and her boat times. Plus an all new edition of Annette's an Ignorant Dumb Bitch.

51 - Deuces

This episode gets poetic IRL. Annette gets inspired and recites poetry to our readers. Also, would you like to know how to go on a hike and not get murdered? You certainly would. Definitely, learn how data science is used at Tinder. Listen on to learn what “Me gusta cuando callas” means to your romantic relationship.

50 - Stay the fuck home

We are joined by smokey-voiced comic and pre-Raphaelite beauty Shelbi Evans, who tells us about growing up in Texas, what comes from abstinence-only education (spoiler: babies!), and her adorable parents. We also ask the important questions: who are you if you aren't yourself. What wasn't published in Anne Frank's diary? Someone tries to murder us. Well, someone tried to open the door with unknown aims. Plus an all new Annette's an Ignorant Dumb Bitch!

49 - Property is More Important Than People

The microphone stand flew away! and Paola is wearing snake skin boots. In this episode, our intrepid hostesses discuss racism against hair color and brain eating amoebas. Our guest, Damian, tells us about his long periods of not thinking about anything and key ways to interact with his hair dresser. He also enlightens us about how to meet people IRL. And, we learn about dating in the US vs. AU. Wanna hear it? So … listen and learn.

48 - So … If we can start the sex now

We're baaaack! We’re sorry we’ve been away so long! We’ll never do it again, we swear (maybe). We’ve missed you and we know you missed us! How have you been living your lives without our advice to guide you? What, did you realize no one else can make your decisions for you, embrace the reality of that which you cannot change, and take concrete steps to change that which is within your control? Gross! What should you say when meeting up with an ex? Should you subject a new and fragile relationship to the hardships of travel? How do you tell that dude you want to travel with him? Plus, Spanish politics!

47 - Happy Divorce-iversary!

Woe unto the straight man dating in San Francisco (or is the problem his changing priorities? Or his terminology for fuckbuddies?) Ardin, comedian, host of fellow Mutiny Radio podcast The Night Space and barista extraordinaire joins us to discuss the trials and travails of dating on both coasts and his sitcom ideas. Paola shares a story about larval divorcées on Tinder. We also get a call (apologies for the audio quality - if you can’t stand it skip to 29:30)! Get ready to learn all about the medical advances being hidden from you by Trump media. Do phone books still exist? And an ignorant dumb bitch question about lesbian bed death.

46 - Special Hugs Buddy

Bottoms, tops, subs, doms, sadists, rope buddies, leather puppies - learn what some of these are but not all of them on this episode! Today we have very special guest Maha, here to correct our misconceptions about BDSM, whether one should enter into a relationship because of how good the sex is, 50 Shades of Grey, your 30s, and Arabic. Join us to be taught, terrified, and maybe a little titillated!

45 - Leather Puppy

We love our guest Scarlett! And not just because she compliments the everlovin' shit out of us (though that certainly doesn't hurt). Join us as we learn together about her ideal wedding, Star Wars, the difference between Mexican and Irish Catholicism, shit wine, and feminist bullshit. What is homonormativity? How can you make nachos even better? Is the self and its apparent separation from the rest of existence an illusion? All this and also some other stuff! Featuring a double-bonus edition of Annette's a Dumb Ignorant Bitch - 2 Lesbians answering 2 different questions!

44 - I love you I know

Paola may be pregnant, so listen on. AND! Paola and Annette discuss the 'Merica putting so much pressure on what people do for a living. Do you lose your human worth if you don't have an occupation that pays money? Should the first question that is asked on a date be about salary? Also, super exciting … um ... Dragons. Our hostesses share their expert media criticism on Game of Thrones. And we end on Paola's hot take on dogs and babies. which one of these ladies would freak out at the sight of a husky puppy? and which one would pet a person?

43 - More like Game of Shut the Fuck Up

We have a guest again! Hear someone else's voice for a change of pace! Joining us today is Arjun, fresh from the Democratic Socialists of America conference in Chicago and full of revolutionary (or incremental?) spirit. How did he veer red? What does Obamacare matter? How can one scare bougie people AND achieve solidarity with homeless? Arjun talks to us about moving back to Michigan, multiple sclerosis, the importance of work to identity in American, and (of course!) dating. Plus, Paola plans the phone olympics and we talk plastic surgery. What's wrong with us physically? (Not enough time for mentally or spiritually)

42 - Nonworkers of the World, Unite!

We didn't want to leave y'all for a week without us, even though Paola is in away in Seattle and Annette has shows, that we delayed salsa in order to record this (dear reader, fret not, immediately afterwards we salsa'd like motherfuckers). SO MUCH advice packed into this short ep you're gonna think we're Oprahs. Career advice focused on what YOU care about - feelin' pretty! Should you do steroids? How to motivate yourself to workout - think about making yourself less murderable! Quite a bit of fitness on this one, as if that is what our lives revolve around... ha. Also learn about ladyland on all new edition of Annette's a Dumb Ignorant Bitch! Plus, Why We Hate Being Single: a rant.

41 - Join Tech to Be Pretty

Life is a soulless cycle, but we can distract ourselves. Ready to learn SO MANY THINGS? We have amazing facts and stories from the history of weightlifting, lesbians, our superhero alter egos, ghosts, ponytails, and art collecting. Plus advice about roommates and nutrition, the latter of which may or may not be related to shit getting hella scatological. All this AND a new Dumb Ignorant Bitch question.

40 - Soulless Cycle

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