Welcome to Season 2 Episode 11! This is our special Recrap episode, where the three of us talk about the entire season; what worked, what our funniest moments were, what we will potentially change and so on! Our Stupid Statements this season have brought you plenty of laughs and cringe worthy moments like that have for us. So we've each listed our personal 3 favourites this season, they are: --> Rik ------> "Ep. 4 - My Junk is camouflaged." --> Missy ---> "Ep. 2. - No matter how poor you are, if you have a warm butthole, you have a way to make money." --> Lyndon-> "Ep. 3 - Rabbits can just fuck off." --> Rik ------> "Ep. 1 - My ex had a vagina like tree beard." --> Missy --> "Ep. 2 - Testicles are just dick titties." --> Lyndon-> "Ep. 4 - Sex should be taught at home." --> Rik ------> "Ep. 7 - We should make a hotline called Bros4U." --> Missy ---> "Ep. 6 - Masturbation is good for your hearing." --> Lyndon-> "Ep. 8 - We never see a black ghost." This season's special Intervals included: "MUFF - Missy's Unusual Fact File" "Riktionary" "WELA - What's Eating Lyndon's Ass?" "Squits!" Squits Round is our lightning round featuring the fastest debate battle yet! We have 1 minute each to debate a statement and annihilate the other two's Stupid Squits. If you have A Stupid Statement that you want us to debate please DM us on twitter @Ass4Cast and we'll put it in the hat! We'd like to give credit to RiffShop for creating the intro & outro music specifically for this podcast! Please check them out, give them a like and subscribe if you enjoy their work! @RiffShop www.youtube.com/channel/UCJJnX_k6…E_Wb3-cQ/featured ---------> [FOR OUR LISTENERS: Please note that any and all stupid statements are for entertainment and comedic purposes only. No member of this podcast truly believe these statements to be true and nor do we intend to convince you that they are true. In no way does any member intend to offend you, please enjoy this with complete comedic value.] 

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S2 Ep. 11 - Recrap

Welcome to Season 2 Episode 10! Our Stupid Statements this week are: --> "Condoms should be recycled." - Submitted by Andrew @Nerds_Drinking (via Drinking with Nerds Podcast)! --> "Blood Transfusions make you multi-cultural." - submitted by @JessicaBmanor (via BodyCount Podcast)! --> "Farts are pushing the shit out, shits don't push the fart out." - submitted by @MamasJeans! This season's special Intervals include: "MUFF - Missy's Unusual Fact File" "Riktionary" "What's Eating Lyndon's Ass?" "Squits!" This week's Squits is named "Satan's Family Dick". Squits Round is our lightning round featuring the fastest debate battle yet! We have 1 minute each to debate a statement and annihilate the other two's Stupid Squits. This week they are: —> “Eat a dick.“ —> “Satan is just misunderstood.“ —> “Incest is best practiced with your family.“ If you have A Stupid Statement that you want us to debate please DM us on twitter @Ass4Cast and we'll put it in the hat! We'd like to give credit to RiffShop for creating the intro & outro music specifically for this podcast! Please check them out, give them a like and subscribe if you enjoy their work! @RiffShop www.youtube.com/channel/UCJJnX_k6…E_Wb3-cQ/featured ---------> [FOR OUR LISTENERS: Please note that any and all stupid statements are for entertainment and comedic purposes only. No member of this podcast truly believe these statements to be true and nor do we intend to convince you that they are true. In no way does any member intend to offend you, please enjoy this with complete comedic value.] 

S2 Ep. 10 - Bloody Fart Condoms

Welcome to our raw, unedited Season 2 Episode Bonass! Our Stupid Statements this week are: --> "Rorscharch tests made out of jizz should be consudered fine art" - Submitted by DisBeer N DisTress! --> "Queefing is vaginal weight loss." - submitted by DisBeer N DisTress! --> "There should be a best seller called 'How to train a 5 legged pink willy spider.'" - submitted by Nick aka Jesus! This season's special Intervals include: "MUFF - Missy's Unusual Fact File" "Riktionary" "What's Eating Lyndon's Ass?" If you have A Stupid Statement that you want us to debate please DM us on twitter @Ass4Cast and we'll put it in the hat! We'd like to give credit to RiffShop for creating the intro & outro music specifically for this podcast! Please check them out, give them a like and subscribe if you enjoy their work! @RiffShop www.youtube.com/channel/UCJJnX_k6…E_Wb3-cQ/featured ---------> [FOR OUR LISTENERS: Please note that any and all stupid statements are for entertainment and comedic purposes only. No member of this podcast truly believe these statements to be true and nor do we intend to convince you that they are true. In no way does any member intend to offend you, please enjoy this with complete comedic value.] 

S2 Ep. 12- Bonass - Spider Jizz Queef

Welcome to Season 2 Episode 9! Our Stupid Statements this week are: --> "Dicks are just clits that were kicked really hard." - Submitted by @AnnaComedy! --> "MAGA stands for 'Make America Gay Again'" - submitted by @YouKnowItWhenYouBlowIt! --> "Staying Alive is the best song to sing when giving head." - submitted by @BlowGees! This season's special Intervals include: "MUFF - Missy's Unusual Fact File" "Riktionary" "What's Eating Lyndon's Ass?" "Squits!" This week's Squits is named "Ghost Idiot Ego". Squits Round is our lightning round featuring the fastest debate battle yet! We have 1 minute each to debate a statement and annihilate the other two's Stupid Squits. This week they are: —> “Ego is the enemy.“ —> “I don't wanna be an American idiot.“ —> “I ain't afraid of no ghosts.“ If you have A Stupid Statement that you want us to debate please DM us on twitter @Ass4Cast and we'll put it in the hat! We'd like to give credit to RiffShop for creating the intro & outro music specifically for this podcast! Please check them out, give them a like and subscribe if you enjoy their work! @RiffShop www.youtube.com/channel/UCJJnX_k6…E_Wb3-cQ/featured ---------> [FOR OUR LISTENERS: Please note that any and all stupid statements are for entertainment and comedic purposes only. No member of this podcast truly believe these statements to be true and nor do we intend to convince you that they are true. In no way does any member intend to offend you, please enjoy this with complete comedic value.] 

S2 Ep.9 - Dick Stands Alive

Welcome to Season 2 Episode 8! Our Stupid Statements this week are: --> "You should never shave your pubic hair." - Submitted by @PairMeRight! --> "We never see a black ghost." - submitted by @WhatsMyJam! --> "The leadership of a country should be chosen by a lottery system." - submitted by @RightsByMe! This season's special Intervals include: "MUFF - Missy's Unusual Fact File" "Riktionary" "What's Eating Lyndon's Ass?" "Squits!" This week's Squits is named "Stacy's Blowjob Struggle". Squits Round is our lightning round featuring the fastest debate battle yet! We have 1 minute each to debate a statement and annihilate the other two's Stupid Squits. This week they are: —> “The struggle is real.“ —> “Stacy's mom has got it going on.“ —> “Blowjobs should be available on the NHS.“ If you have A Stupid Statement that you want us to debate please DM us on twitter @Ass4Cast and we'll put it in the hat! We'd like to give credit to RiffShop for creating the intro & outro music specifically for this podcast! Please check them out, give them a like and subscribe if you enjoy their work! @RiffShop www.youtube.com/channel/UCJJnX_k6…E_Wb3-cQ/featured ---------> [FOR OUR LISTENERS: Please note that any and all stupid statements are for entertainment and comedic purposes only. No member of this podcast truly believe these statements to be true and nor do we intend to convince you that they are true. In no way does any member intend to offend you, please enjoy this with complete comedic value.] 

S2 Ep. 8 - Ghost Pube Lottery

Welcome to Season 2 Episode 7! Our Stupid Statements this week are: --> "3 Dicks is the perfect amount of dicks." - Submitted by Casey from Renting Sobriety Podcast! --> "There should be a hotline called BRO4YOU." - submitted by Shithead99! --> "People fart in their own accents." - submitted by WindyWillow! This season's special Intervals include: "MUFF - Missy's Unusual Fact File" "Riktionary" "What's Eating Lyndon's Ass?" "Squits!" This week's Squits is named "Innuendos Smell Now". Squits Round is our lightning round featuring the fastest debate battle yet! We have 1 minute each to debate a statement and annihilate the other two's Stupid Squits. This week they are: —> “Everyone should talk using sexual innuendos.“ —> “If you don't know me by now, then you'll never know me.“ —> “I hate the smell of babies.“ If you have A Stupid Statement that you want us to debate please DM us on twitter @Ass4Cast and we'll put it in the hat! We'd like to give credit to RiffShop for creating the intro & outro music specifically for this podcast! Please check them out, give them a like and subscribe if you enjoy their work! @RiffShop www.youtube.com/channel/UCJJnX_k6…E_Wb3-cQ/featured ---------> [FOR OUR LISTENERS: Please note that any and all stupid statements are for entertainment and comedic purposes only. No member of this podcast truly believe these statements to be true and nor do we intend to convince you that they are true. In no way does any member intend to offend you, please enjoy this with complete comedic value.] 

S2 Ep. 7 - Dick Fart Hotline

Welcome to Season 2 Episode 3! Our Stupid Statements this week are: --> "Asphyxia wank is an honourable way to die." - Submitted by Smeghead! --> "Everyone is doing anal now." - submitted by Jeff! --> "Rabbits can just f*ck off." - submitted by Buzz! This season's special Intervals include: "MUFF - Missy's Unusual Fact File" "Riktionary" "What's Eating Lyndon's Ass?" "Squits!" This week's Squits is named "Eyebrow Testicles Silhouette". Squits Round is our lightning round featuring the fastest debate battle yet! We have 1 minute each to debate a statement and annihilate the other two's Stupid Squits. If you have A Stupid Statement that you want us to debate please DM us on twitter @Ass4Cast and we'll put it in the hat! We'd like to give credit to RiffShop for creating the intro & outro music specifically for this podcast! Please check them out, give them a like and subscribe if you enjoy their work! @RiffShop www.youtube.com/channel/UCJJnX_k6…E_Wb3-cQ/featured ---------> [FOR OUR LISTENERS: Please note that any and all stupid statements are for entertainment and comedic purposes only. No member of this podcast truly believe these statements to be true and nor do we intend to convince you that they are true. In no way does any member intend to offend you, please enjoy this with complete comedic value.] 

S2 Ep. 3 - Anal Rabbit Asphyxiation

Welcome to Season 2 Episode 6! Our Stupid Statements this week are: --> "Dicks should be measured from the tip to the back of the balls, it shouldn't be the shaft only." - Submitted by Tyler from Renting Sobriety Podcast! --> "Doing accents should be illegal because it's cultural appropriation." - submitted by @SomeBritishBloke! --> "Masturbation is good for your hearing." - submitted by @MStroker! This season's special Intervals include: "MUFF - Missy's Unusual Fact File" "Riktionary" "What's Eating Lyndon's Ass?" "Squits!" This week's Squits is named "". Squits Round is our lightning round featuring the fastest debate battle yet! We have 1 minute each to debate a statement and annihilate the other two's Stupid Squits. This week they are: —> “Allergies are a mental disorder.“ —> “Sales slogans should be used in everyday conversations.“ —> “Dogs are better than people.“ If you have A Stupid Statement that you want us to debate please DM us on twitter @Ass4Cast and we'll put it in the hat! We'd like to give credit to RiffShop for creating the intro & outro music specifically for this podcast! Please check them out, give them a like and subscribe if you enjoy their work! @RiffShop www.youtube.com/channel/UCJJnX_k6…E_Wb3-cQ/featured ---------> [FOR OUR LISTENERS: Please note that any and all stupid statements are for entertainment and comedic purposes only. No member of this podcast truly believe these statements to be true and nor do we intend to convince you that they are true. In no way does any member intend to offend you, please enjoy this with complete comedic value.] 

S2 Ep. 6 - Measuring Cultural Masturbation

Welcome to Season 2 Episode 5! Our Stupid Statements this week are: --> "Humans should get to know each other by sniffing butts, like dogs." - Submitted by DogHouseBill! --> "When you get a shiver, you've just died in a different universe." - submitted by Bill.Nye.With.Wifi! --> "Unsolicited dick picks should be made illegal." - submitted by JustVigi! This season's special Intervals include: "MUFF - Missy's Unusual Fact File" "Riktionary" "What's Eating Lyndon's Ass?" "Squits!" This week's Squits is named "Serious Scottish Penguins". Squits Round is our lightning round featuring the fastest debate battle yet! We have 1 minute each to debate a statement and annihilate the other two's Stupid Squits. This week they are: —> “I do an amazing Scottish accent.“ —> “Eating ass should be taken seriously.“ —> “I don't like penguins.“ If you have A Stupid Statement that you want us to debate please DM us on twitter @Ass4Cast and we'll put it in the hat! We'd like to give credit to RiffShop for creating the intro & outro music specifically for this podcast! Please check them out, give them a like and subscribe if you enjoy their work! @RiffShop www.youtube.com/channel/UCJJnX_k6…E_Wb3-cQ/featured ---------> [FOR OUR LISTENERS: Please note that any and all stupid statements are for entertainment and comedic purposes only. No member of this podcast truly believe these statements to be true and nor do we intend to convince you that they are true. In no way does any member intend to offend you, please enjoy this with complete comedic value.] 

S2 Ep. 5 - Illegal Butt Shiver

Welcome to Season 2 Episode 4! Our Stupid Statements this week are: --> "Sex should be taught at home." - Submitted by Dick Templar! --> "I've eaten lots of poo particles." - submitted by WipeTwice! --> "My genitals are camouflaged." - submitted by HideAndSeeker! This season's special Intervals include: "MUFF - Missy's Unusual Fact File" "Riktionary" "What's Eating Lyndon's Ass?" "Squits!" This week's Squits is named "Anime Testicles Only". Squits Round is our lightning round featuring the fastest debate battle yet! We have 1 minute each to debate a statement and annihilate the other two's Stupid Squits. This week they are: —> “I am the one and only.“ —> “People who watch anime need to grow the fuck up.“ —> “If Lyndon was a philosopher he'd be called Testiclees.“ If you have A Stupid Statement that you want us to debate please DM us on twitter @Ass4Cast and we'll put it in the hat! We'd like to give credit to RiffShop for creating the intro & outro music specifically for this podcast! Please check them out, give them a like and subscribe if you enjoy their work! @RiffShop www.youtube.com/channel/UCJJnX_k6…E_Wb3-cQ/featured ---------> [FOR OUR LISTENERS: Please note that any and all stupid statements are for entertainment and comedic purposes only. No member of this podcast truly believe these statements to be true and nor do we intend to convince you that they are true. In no way does any member intend to offend you, please enjoy this with complete comedic value.] 

S2 Ep. 4 - Camouflaged Poo Sex

Welcome to Season 2 Episode 2's comedic Stupid Statements are: --> "No matter how poor you are. If you have a warm butthole, you have a way to make money." - Submitted by ZadFan! --> "I want to be able to lick my own junk." - submitted by Sarah P! --> "Testicles are just dick titties." - submitted by Helen-Doris! This season's special Intervals include: "Riktionary" "MUFF - Missy's Unusual Fact File" "What's Eating Lyndon's Ass?" "Squits!" This week's Squits is named "Taste Narnia's Butt". Squits Round is our lightning round featuring the fastest debate battle yet! We have 1 minute each to debate a statement and annihilate the other two's Stupid Squits. If you have A Stupid Statement that you want us to debate please DM us on twitter @Ass4Cast and we'll put it in the hat! We'd like to give credit to RiffShop for creating the intro & outro music specifically for this podcast! Please check them out, give them a like and subscribe if you enjoy their work! @RiffShop www.youtube.com/channel/UCJJnX_k6…E_Wb3-cQ/featured ---------> [FOR OUR LISTENERS: Please note that any and all stupid statements are for entertainment and comedic purposes only. No member of this podcast truly believe these statements to be true and nor do we intend to convince you that they are true. In no way does any member intend to offend you, please enjoy this with complete comedic value.] 

S2 Ep. 2 - Licking Butt Titties

Welcome to Season 2! Episode 1's comedic Stupid Statements are: --> "Moose Knuckle should be the name of a Super Hero." - submitted by Nerdmeister! --> "I once called a partner's pubic area Treebeard." - submitted by Sandy! --> "Semen should be sold in pill form." - Paulmycock! This season's special Intervals include: "What's Eating Lyndon's Ass?" "Riktionary" "MUFF - Missy's Unusual Fact File" "Squits!" This week's Squits is named "Canadian Coffee Balls". Squits Round is our lightning round featuring the fastest debate battle yet! We have 1 minute each to debate a statement and annihilate the other two's Stupid Squits. If you have A Stupid Statement that you want us to debate please DM us on twitter @Ass4Cast and we'll put it in the hat! We'd like to give credit to RiffShop for creating the intro & outro music specifically for this podcast! Please check them out, give them a like and subscribe if you enjoy their work! @RiffShop www.youtube.com/channel/UCJJnX_k6…E_Wb3-cQ/featured ---------> [FOR OUR LISTENERS: Please note that any and all stupid statements are for entertainment and comedic purposes only. No member of this podcast truly believe these statements to be true and nor do we intend to convince you that they are true. In no way does any member intend to offend you, please enjoy this with complete comedic value.] 

S2 E1 - Sperm Beard Moose

Welcome to Ass4Cast! A weekly comedy podcast where 3 friends get together and pick, from a hat, "A Stupid Statement" that you, the listener, have suggested. We then debate and manipulate our stupid statements to try and convince the others it's a valid thought. Then you, as the listener, get to decide who did it best! Special Intervals include our "Riktionary" and "Fake Ass News". Decide who did it best via our weekly voting polls on our Twitter: @Ass4Cast. ---------> [FOR OUR LISTENERS: Please note that any and all stupid statements are for entertainment and comedic purposes only. No member of this podcast truly believe these statements to be true and nor do we intend to convince you that they are true. In no way does any member intend to offend you, please enjoy this with complete comedic value.] 

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