What’s better than being a billionaire in a powerful suit with an enormous penis? Hooking up with one, duh!!! Join Britney and Brad as they laugh and chat at Gary Poole’s New Years Erotica—New Year, New Her! What are your sexy New Years Resolutions? Read More: https://audioshelf.me/episodes/new-year-new-her-gary-poole * Get it on Amazon: http://amzn.to/2CqdbT4

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New Year New Her by Gary Poole | Episode Thirty-Five

Did somebody order a pizza? Join Britney and Brad as they discuss this year’s New Years Eve Erotica, My Naughty New Year’s Eve by Brad Tanner. If you’re into deuchebaggary, chuckles, and gay sex, then you’re in for a wild ride. From New York to London, let’s bring in the New Year with this sexy LGBT erotic-lit! Read More: https://audioshelf.me/episodes/my-naughty-new-years-eve-brad-tanner * Get it on Amazon: http://amzn.to/2DsSYfh

My Naughty New Year's Eve by Brad Tanner | Episode Thirty-Four

Hoe, Hoe, Hoe! How many men can one woman sleep with? 2? 4? 9 at one time? Anything is possible on Christmas! Join Britney and Brad as they merrily cheer for one woman’s quest to fit 9 Jolly St. Nick’s in her chimney hole all at one time! I bet she ends up on the naughty list this year, that’s for sure! Merry Christmas, bitches! Read More: https://audioshelf.me/episodes/9-under-the-mistletoe-tia-candy * Get it on Amazon: http://amzn.to/2zcscVP

9 Under the Mistletoe by Tia Candy | Episode Thirty-Three

Where there’s Christmas, there’s Christmas Cream!! Join Britney and Brad as they get completely grossed out by all the jolly erotic goodness that comes with Christmas Cream Unwrapped by Lexi Loaded. With an author name like that, so wouldn’t get pregnant by Santa? Wait...that doesn’t make sense, but we’re gonna need you to go with it. Read More: https://audioshelf.me/episodes/christmas-cream-unwrapped-lexi-loaded * Get it on Amazon: http://amzn.to/2AJq3qw

Unwrapped: Christmas Cream by Lexi Loaded | Episode Thirty-Two

Big girls need love to! And Greg is more than happy to provide his....sex organ. Figure out the answers to life's greatest mysteries like: is 28 still too young for erotica? What are buds? And why is a vagina referred to as "sex"? Okay so we don't answer any questions, but we definitely are asking a ton this week! Read More: https://audioshelf.me/episodes/a-curvy-christmas-harmony-raines * Get it on Amazon: http://amzn.to/2j5dUV1

I don't think we're old enough to be reading this... | Episode Thirty-One

Getting ravaged by dungeon beasts has moved up on our wishlist this Christmas. Laugh and cackle with Britney and Brad as they shed light on this underground and hilariously grotesque erotic tale. Read More: https://audioshelf.me/episodes/dungeon-of-depraved-beasts-bree-belleucci * Get it on Amazon: http://amzn.to/2ztj54f

Hope this doesn't awaken the BEAST in us... | Episode Thirty

It's not only #DurtyThursday, but it's also #DurtyThanksgiving here at AudioShelf: After Dark. Have you spanked your turkey today? Are you stuffing your mouths with creamy phallic foods? Are you thankful for hot moms? Or lesbian love affairs? Well, this Thanksgiving, you are in luck. Read More: https://audioshelf.me/episodes/thanksgiving-cream-summer-o-lee * Get it on Amazon: http://amzn.to/2zjpY8l

Why we crying over spilled milk...? | Episode Twenty-Nine

Gobble, Gobble Daddies!! Who wants to stuff this Thanksgiving Turkey! Join Britney and Brad as they discuss their first Thanksgiving-themed erotica this year. In this 16 pager, Molly needs her cranberry popped and she knows just the daddy to do it!! Laugh and squirm with us while we serve this horny cream pie of an erotica on a dinner plate this holiday season! Read More: https://audioshelf.me/episodes/unprotected-with-daddy-on-thanksgiving-sharon-dick * Get it on Amazon: http://amzn.to/2zan21v

We "promise" this book will make your Thanksgiving interesting... | Episode Twenty-Eight

What is the most outrageous erotica you can think of? If the seduction of horny unicorns isn't in your answer then we have a story to tell you. Laugh with Britney and Brad as they go off on a magical journey where virgin women are penetrated by peach tipped unicorn dick. If this erotic and mythical beast doesn't do it for you...then that's probably a good thing. Read More: https://audioshelf.me/episodes/unicorn-horn-desire-cecilia-chase * Get it on Amazon: http://amzn.to/2yM469r

Just the right height, no bucket required | Episode Twenty-Seven

It's still Halloween over here on AudioShelf: After Dark. As we look back and think of our amazing time in Salem, Massachusetts, we want you to sit back and listen to a story of how a lady named Maggie likes to be handcuffed and embarrassed in a public setting by dominant men dressed in Halloween costumes. Did you think we wouldn't find a creeptastic erotica to make fun of this Halloween season? If you did, you're sadly mistaken. BOOB! Oops, we mean...Boo! Read More: https://audioshelf.me/episodes/handcuffed-in-public-sonata-sorento * Get it on Amazon: http://amzn.to/2iXzESu * Get it on Audible: http://amzn.to/2iY9T4p

It's how long?! | Episode Twenty-Six

Release the demon!! Let the power of the Sexorcist compel you!! Join Britney and Brad for this sexy-scary episode featuring a horny entity pleasuring the guests of a haunted bed and breakfast. Beware: this erotica contains "seance seductions, erotic nighttime visitations, and paranormal pickup lines." This year's Halloween can't "come" any quicker! Read More: https://audioshelf.me/episodes/the-sexorcist-kiki-wellington * Get it on Amazon: http://amzn.to/2hdPfJT

Who you gonna call...? The Sexorcist! | Episode Twenty-Five

I bet the next time she lets a stranger dominate her, she'll make him wear a condom! Join Britney and Brad as they laugh at Kylie's poor decision making skills when it comes to blindfolds, handcuffs, spankings, and hunky man meat. Will she keep her Dom's baby? Why is the Dom's name Damien and not Dominic? Why do our glasses get steamy when we look at this cover? You'll have to find out in this episode of AudioShelf: After Dark. Read More: https://audioshelf.me/episodes/knocked-up-by-the-dom-penelope-bloom * Get it on Amazon: http://amzn.to/2zBFEEo

He looks like a charcuterie board! | Episode Twenty-Four

What's better than bringing home one penis after a wedding? Bringing home three! In this episode, Britney and Brad read the summary for All The Best Men, by Cassandra Dee. Asking the tough questions here: How many ding-a-lings can one person fit in their body holes at once? Which M is gonna get the D in this MFMM relationship? Will this Maid-of-Honor stay friends with the bride after slutting it up on her wedding day? The answer to these questions may be in this episode; however, some may not because we just thought of them. Find out on today's #DurtyThursday episode of AudioShelf: After Dark Read More: https://audioshelf.me/episodes/all-the-best-men-cassandra-dee * Get it on Amazon: http://amzn.to/2hELqgo

What's going to happen to all three of those holes? | Episode Twenty-Three

Did someone order room service? The menu will blow your mind. Main course: Sexy Assistant. Join Britney and Brad as the digest this full course hotel erotica. Will the dominant business man break his only rule and sleep with his delicious-looking assistant? Follow along with this tantalizing and armpit-smellin' episode of AudioShelf: After Dark. Read More: https://audioshelf.me/episodes/room-service-chance-carter * Get it on Amazon: http://amzn.to/2xXZPM4

Are Those Nipples or Milk Duds? | Episode Twenty-Two

Snakes, Vultures, and Sharks...oh my! Poor little animals subjected to sexual innuendos. What animalistic penis do you prefer? Join Britney and Brad as they take on this ferocious beast of an erotic tail (see what we did there). Will you prey on Emilia Beaumont's disturbingly sexy anthology series about a girl giving her step-brother a baby? Or will you call Animal Control on this group of brooding predators who seem to be fascinated with their peckers? Find out on AudioShelf: After Dark. Read More: https://audioshelf.me/episodes/snake-vulture-shark-emilia-beaumont * Get it on Amazon: http://amzn.to/2xJ8KCL

SNAKE / VULTURE / SHARK by Emilia Beaumont | Episode Twenty-One

AudioShelf: After Dark is a weekly podcast for more sensual literature discussion. Your hosts, Brad and Britney, will read and cover descriptions from various erotic novels, having some goofs and gaffs at their expense. Enjoy a thrilling - and humorous - look at some of the sillier and sexier books you might not have read!

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