Hi there! This we'll be our last episode for a while. Andy and I decided to take a break until we come back for season 3. TTFN! We're back to the I-Land (literally?) following Chase's adventures with Cowboy Warden and Nurse Ratched. Blue Crush still sucks. Bonnie and Clyde take a beach vacation. Evan postulates hillbilly cloning scientists, and Andy tries a new segment that makes Evan REALLY mad. Goodwatches: I refuse to link Andy's thing here. Casting JonBenet

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Take Me Home, I-Land Roads

Well friends, The I-Land continues to astound and amaze by introducing new characters (Nurse Ratched and Cowboy Warden), even more fight scenes, and futuristic dentist chairs. It's great! [Originally released December 2019] Goodwatches: Carnival Row Elementary

I-Land 3: Wetter Than Ever

We watched The Resident again. And guess what? We've got a fever. And the only prescription? More Winston Duke. Topics for discussion: CEO HODAD, hospital hacks, electricity noises, WHO CUT FIRST? Goodwatches: Ted Lasso Sound of My Voice

The Thin Med Line Pt. 2

We watched The Resident, and y'all? "He... is SO dead." Topics for discussion: Evan's got a crush, swirly serpents, 'were you a dick on the way over here?', TIGHTEN the BOLT, and HODAD Daddy. Goodwatches: Clue In & Of Itself Dave

The Thin Med Line

We went back to Tiny Pretty Things! And y'all, errybody fuckin' errybody. Evan postulates an imaginary husband. Andy argues TPT is a QAnon fantasy. Drunk cop has at least one friend. Oh, and SO MUCH RAPE. Goodwatches: Game Night The American Barbecue Showdown

The Full Madam

This one broke us. Especially Evan. Join us as we discuss Tiny Pretty Things, a ballet drama/porn serial. Topics include: DRUNK COP. Goodwatches: Would I Lie to You?

Tiny Pretty Things: A Drunk Cop Story

We went back to The I-Land. And we're going back again? This is terrible. Evan crafts the perfect joke, but it only exists in his imagination. Andy improvises a much better sign-off, and Evan is honestly a little jealous. And introducing our new segment, "OK, Boomer." [Originally released November 2019] Goodwatches: Jack Ryan (season 1) Polytechnique

I-Land 2 (Electric Boogaloo)

To celebrate his birthday Evan goes deep on his Hercule Poirot fandom as we recap The ABC Murders. Andy claims A.B.C. is an incel, and probably he's right. (Prarow!) Other topics include Old-Guy Buddy-Cop Movies, 1930s smells, fictional OnlyFans, and are seizures flexes?  Goodwatches: Julie & Julia Martha Marcy May Marlene Midsommar (again!)

How the Grinch Stole Poirot

Happy Valentine's day! To celebrate we watched Love Wedding Repeat. Digressions include Dudi Jench, Sudafed, Savannah Guthrie's exercise routine, Sam Claflin's earlobes, the Rose Byrne turn, and puzzle mischief. Goodwatches: Willy's Wonderland The Lodge

Olivia Munn in the Italian Sun

Lord of the Flies meets The Stand in Between. Weirdly, Evan's the one who gets obsessed with details in this episode. A young boy stabs himself, but romance lives on. Andy goes deep on a cow murder, and eventually explains why he doesn't care about spoilers. There's also a cocker spaniel puppy. Shit. is. WILD. Goodwatches: The Repair Shop Charlie Wilson's War

Between: Less Than

Back in 2019 (we were so innocent then!), Badwatch had a patreon. For it's brief existence, we watched The I-Land, perhaps one of our favorite Badwatches ever. For our 2020 reboot we decided to release these episodes once a month in the regular feed, eventually covering the entire series. None of us will ever be the same. You know "Kokomo" by the Beach Boys? The I-Land is like that, and somehow much worse than anything Mike Love could come up with. You're welcome. Goodwatches: Villains Tucker and Dale vs Evil

Welcome to The I-Land

The rich tapestry of Southern Culture is on full display in Hart of Dixie. Join us as we discuss the colorful cast of characters, including Dapper Dash DeWitt, George "Southern Gentleman" Tucker, Wadin' Wade, and Zoe Hart the Tart. There's also a woman named Lemon! Goodwatches: Bridgerton Barry

Gilmore Girls of the South

Does Chuck Lorre smoke weed? Almost certainly not, but he definitely vapes. We watched Disjointed, and you know a show is bad when the commercials are the best part. Join us as we discuss YouTube comments, immigration conspiracy theories, Eckhart Tolle, and of course, that sticky icky. Goodwatches: Sound of Metal The Machine 

Potheads Say the Darndest Things

Lucy Hale returns to Badwatch in Life Sentence, a cancer dramedy where everyone's more interesting than the person who had cancer. Andy enjoyed this show, further demonstrating he has no taste. Evan pitches Life Sentence as a comedy without any Lucy Hale. Aiden + Marlene 4ever. Goodwatches Rick and Morty Horrible Bosses

Gnomes, Nietzsche, and Subaru Lesbians

Considering how many things went wrong in this episode, it's a fitting end to 2020. We watched Warrior Nun, the most boring show ever made about badass, demon-fighting nuns. In addition to thinking this would be our first episode of the new year (it's not), the boys somehow watched different episodes (it's Andy's fault), so you get two recaps in one! Evan busts out his Stefon impression. Andy has a wild internal monologue. Mistakes were made! Goodwatches: Prisoners Castlevania

Religious Charlie's Angels

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