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Barseholes Podcast

Ep. 63 - Space Tourism and the George Floyd Protests

Let's destroy our possible future political aspirations by talking about Anne Frank. Also: Muskwatch.

Ep. 62 - Anne Frank and Elon Musk

The question of our time: what up with that? What's going on here? Oooooooooooooooooooo weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!What's up with that? Whats up with that?

Ep. 61 - What up with that?

Apple vs Samsung and Stu's Horrendous Youtube Channel

Ep. 60 - Apple vs Samsung and Stu's Horrendous Youtube Channel

Monkeys are jerks, Trump stuff, and a bunch of other stuff. Don't like it, piss off.

Ep. 59 - Covid, beeeyotch

Bored of the coronavirus yet? We know we are! Lose yourself for 40 whole minutes in non-COVID-19 conversation, forget about the apocalypse, and enjoy the ride! TIMELINE 00:00 No virus chat 40:53 Told you. No virus chat

Ep. 58 - Two Humans Talking About Things Other Than The Virus For 40 Minutes

Ep. 57 - The Day The Earth Stood Still by Barseholes Podcast

Ep. 57 - The Day The Earth Stood Still

As fears about the coronavirus reach fever pitch, toilet paper fever is spreading like wildfever. Here's what's happening with the strange and confusing COVID-19 situation on the ground in the jungles of northern Thailand. Also, a well-timed crackdown on the ice cream bucket licking trend, the proper etiquette to observe when finding a pube in a pizza, and much, much more. TIMELINE 2:13 Coronavirus update 24:18 Low Season 30:06 The rise of the delivery driver 36:53 Will Trump "suspend" the election? 41:03 The magic of Google Translate 45:14 Voice technology 49:50 Eating around a pube 54:34 Ice Cream Bucket Lickers 56:43 Shitting outdoors 60:00 Fidget Spinners

Ep. 56 - Coronavirus in Thailand, The rise of the delivery driver, and shitting in the street

We are living in strange and frightening times. Coronavirus is spreading rapidly, Dave Chappelle is performing in Bangkok, and we will all soon be living in rolling pod chairs. Let's get down to the nitty-gritty and delve into the hottest topics of the day with all the good humour we can muster. TIMELINE 2:29 Coronavirus 12:59 What makes a good bar? 17:56 Stu's ruined pancreas 18:27 Dave Chappelle in Bangkok 22:10 Expat health insurance 38:13 Infidelity accusations 44:33 The Universal Time Bubble 54:00 What would it be like to be rich?

Ep. 55 - Coronavirus, the Segway pod, and The Universal Time Bubble

What can we say. The world is a stupid place, and getting stupider by the day. In this meandering episode, we talk about a little bit of everything. Weird rich people, Ricky Gervais at the Golden Globes, Trips to Canada, Australia's bush fires, A terrible trip to Beijing, The worst New Year ever, World War 3, and everything in between. It's long, a lot of shit talking takes place, and Brett's cat repeatedly attacks him. It's stupid, and there's no point to any of it. You know, like life. TIMELINE 9:32 The surveillance State 15:25 Rich and Famous people are weird 16:53 A random intrusion 23:17 More about rich people 27:17 Three's Company 29:46 Brett's cat attacks 38:00 Dave Chappelle 50:57 Stu's unfortunate trip to Canada 55:58 24 hours in Beijing 1:19:37 Being a foreigner 1:31:18 Australia is burning 1:35:31 Brett's Cat derails everything 1:39:22 WWIII?

Ep. 54 - Everything is stupid.

We've been away for a while, and a lot has happened. It's time to bring you up to speed on what's gone down since we last published a podcast, including, but not limited to: Brett's new cat. Stu's book, Elon Musk's Cybertruck, and the white Sumo wrestlers colonizing a mighty Japanese sport. Let's get back into it! LINKS The White Sumo in action https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z05-ZStNytI Cybertruck fail https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=udxR5rBq_Vg Smug alert! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AnFAAdOBB1c TIMELINE 2:25 Naming Brett's cat 4:45 Why we haven't been recording 7:29 White Russians vs Bloody Marys (AKA Caesars) 10:35 Tequila and puking on the floor 13:22 Thailand's awesome fireworks laws 17:00 Stu's book 20:06 White Sumo Wrestlers 25:30 When will free streaming be crushed? 40:07 Criticising other people's parenting 46:01 Cybertruck 60:05 Brett gets a smart speaker (hypocrisy check)

Ep. 51 - Adopting a cat, white sumo wrestlers, Cybertruck, and the return of Muskwatch!

What's the deal with mass shootings in America? Can a new Matrix movie turn the tide? What's the difference between Marmite and vegemite? While we're at it, where in the world did they drag Julian Assange off to? These and all your other burning questions will be answered at last, on this week's episode of The Barseholes Podcast! TIMELINE 1:24 Brett has dengue fever 3:20 Vegemite vs Marmite 6:00 What's the deal with fish sauce? 7:43 Clamato 12:40 Stu's new band 17:41 Talking to people on airplanes 46:41 The new Matrix film 1:09:00 Where's Julian Assange?

Ep. 49 - Mass shooting chat, The Matrix 4, and where the &%$# is Julian Assange?

If you were surprised Jeffrey Epstein committed suicide, just imagine how surprised HE was! Strap on your tinfoil hats and get ready for a trip down the rabbit hole(s), as The Barseholes Podcast explores Hong Kong tensions, social media brainwashing, and why Alex Jones just might've been on to something. It's going to be conspiracy-licious! TIMELINE 2:20 Put on your tinfoil hats 2:42 Best guest ever 6:05 Stu's new chair 6:44 Jeffrey Epstien 15:33 Why Bernie will never be President 37:44 The Great Hack 48:38 The "Best guest Ever" Falls Asleep 1:03:46 Tunnelbear is robbing me

Ep. 48 - Hong Kong, The Great Hack, and Jeffrey Epstien Proving The Crazies Right

Why is a week 7 days long? Why not 8? Is it all part of some outrageous conspiracy? Which quotes from The Simpsons and Southpark have become a part of our everyday lexicon? Why do Seth McFarlane's movies suck so hard? These and all your other burning questions, answered at last, on this week's episode of the Barseholes Podcast! LINKS The sperm extractor https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ldy4LOgvUCw TIMELINE 4:33 Why is a week 7 days long? 10:20 Treadmill talk 12:50 Stu fatness update 14:55 The sperm extractor 16:47 Brett's spiritual experience 23:29 Simpsons/Sount Park quotes you use every day 27:33 Who's your favourite TV show character ever? 30:18 Team America: World Police - reviewed 31:50 Seth McFarlane's movies suck 33:00 Favourite female actor? 39:40 What's up with The Handmaid's Tale? 45:29 Could deep fakes take down Trump? 50:28 Faceapp is stealing your soul

Ep. 47 - Sperm Extractors and Spiritual Experiences

Is Iron Man a fraud? Why does Elon Musk want to put a microchip in your brain? How long until AI steals all our jobs and we descend into uselessness? These, and all you other burning questions answered at last, in this week's titillating episode of The Barseholes Podcast! LINKS French Iron Man https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2TTshNgo8Rg Elon Musk's Brain Implants https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lA77zsJ31nA TIMELINE 1:41 A brief political check-in 3:58 Podcasts worth checking out 9:50 How's life? 11:33 Human-Pet relationships 12:53 Brett's haircut 13:05 Do your parents "just want you to be happy"? 14:50 Do you even keto, bro? 18:18 Iron man visits Bastille Day 28:45 Elon Musk's brain implants 30:36 AI versions of us 34:39 AI and Universal Basic Income

Ep. 46 - The French Ironman, Brain Implants, and AI replacing us all

A weekly podcast where 2 mates sit around and talk bollocks about life in Asia.

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