Chapter 7: The Ministry of Magic- Adam's life is filled with entirely too many meetings. Zoom recordings are not ideal. Being a mom is not for either of us. Perkins and Madame Bones are heroes. Our game this episode fails hard but we give the movie a pass. Support this podcast

Basic Snitches-A Harry Potter Podcast You Didn't Know You Needed

Magical Orifices

Welcome to our first special episode of the season! Joining us are Stephanie and Peggy, who are two of our favorite people, even though they've never read our favorite book series... anyway, we discuss the first two movies of the series and drink margarita wine... Support this podcast

Puppysaurus - featuring Peggy Newton & Stephanie Malfara

Chapter 6: The Most Noble and Ancient House of Black - They clean the house. ?‍♀️ Support this podcast

Doxy Detoxy

Chapter 5: The Order of the Phoenix - Adam knows French. Tara knows French...kinda. Anyway, it's dinner time and Fred and George are immature (but fun) and Mundungus just sucks... (we really hate this guy) we love Tonks....then Harry asks the million dollar question - "So, how's my guy Voldy doin'? Anyone know what he's up to these days?" Things get intense between Molly and Sirius and all the children except Ginny get some deets on what's up with the Order and what they think Cocaine Baby is doing. As always, Lupin is amazing in this chapter...and don't worry, Tara still hates Snape. Support this podcast

Low Blow

Chapter 4: Number Twelve, Grimmauld Place - Angsty Harry is here! But also, Ron and Hermione are AMAZING friends and they let Harry take out his frustration on them. So Grimmauld Place is dark AF, and a bit creepy, so naturally, Adam wants to live there. Except for the part where Mrs. Black just hangs behind a curtain waiting to be racist... Anyway, we're excited to spend more time with Ginny in this book. Also, are there wizard lawyers? Support this podcast

Whose Cat is That?

Chapter 3: The Advance Guard - We really wanted Tonks to guest star on this episode because she's basically just like us, but all we could get was Adam's attention whore of a dryer ?‍♀️ We discuss why Dumble made Harry stay with the dishrags for so long after everything that happens at the end of the 4th book, and who we feel may have been a better choice in planning Harry's removal from Muggle land. Support this podcast

You Got Both Your Buttockses?

Chapter 2: A Peck of Owls - Tara and Adam fail at clinking glasses. Harry gets lots of letters. Vernon is angry (also he eats mayonnaise from the jar so eww). Mundungus is the worst. Mrs. Figg is the best. Dudley is confused. Petunia knows things. Support this podcast

Effin' Love It

Chapter 1: Dudley Demented - WE ARE BACK AND WE ARE BACK ON OUR BULLSHIT! That's right. Drinking and swearing and making stupid jokes...did you miss us?!?!?!? We jump right into the action and angst filled opening chapter of Order of the Phoenix! Dudley still sucks but we give him more credit than his parents...Harry is sassy AND bad-assy in this chapter and even though she's not mentioned within the chapter it is important to mention that pink bitch is the worst ?‍♀️

Living With Dishrags

...just....ridiculous. No, we will never get our shit together...

Cutting Room Floor Part Deux - The Remix

Well, we read 4 books. And this one was a long book. We're actual scholars and you should be impressed. Brian is back (because OF COURSE) and we go over some of our favorite parts of the book, hate on the movie more and begin to prepare ourselves for the pink bullshit coming our way...

Harry is the One Who Does the Doing- with Brian O. Jackson

Chapter 37: The Beginning - Tara has the good snacks. Dumble is great in this chapter until he's not. Poliakoff gets justice; Hermione gets revenge. Draco is irrelevant and Harry just wants a little bit of humor in this fucked up world. Hagrid is the best. ❤️

Terrible and Wonderful at the Same Time

Chapter 36: The Parting of the Ways - The time has come...Adam finally gets to drink wine from Ashley's hands!!!! We have another Ravenclaw in the house...and this one is a mom...who has lots of feelings...about mom things...and also about FMK. Sirius clutches his pearls, PomPom is amazing, Molly Weasley moms so hard and Snape doesn't totally suck. We love Fudge. The item. Not Fudge the person. He sucks. Sponsor us, Fudge! (The item). Be like Ashley.

Are You a Good Ass or a Bad Ass? - Featuring Ashley Frederick Brubaker

Chapter 35: Veritaserum- In which we discuss the one scene the movie does well and over-analyze just how fucked up the Crouch family is...

The Mood is Correct, the Moody is Not

The 100th episode of BASIC SNITCHES is HERE!!!! Featuring Brian O. Jackson, Olivia Petrey, Olivia King and Stephen Ostertag with our new favorite muggle, Chad Wimberly, a special appearance by Roxana Bell and a cameo by Steven Soto. Join us for hot takes, quizzes, FMK and SO MANY SHENANIGANS.

99 Problems but a Snitch Ain't One - featuring SO MANY bitches

Chapter 34: Priori Incantatem - As if Harry hasn't had enough trauma, Voldy challenges him to a duel and he now has to think about those terrible days when Lockshart tried to teach dueling... Adam quotes The Room (again) and Tara's win from chapter 33 is a major surprise. We are cheering so much for Harry this chapter. He's fantastic in such a dire situation...also, major props to Daniel Radcliffe in the movie. Speaking of the movie, this chapter gets a better grade than virtually any other in this entire book. Voldy has nobody to blame but himself for this fuck-up...seriously, dude. Bertha Jorkins likes wine. Cannon. 100th episode coming at you next week!!!!!

Fetus Floating Over Albania

Adam and Tara are re-reading everyone's favorite series-AGAIN! Join us as we solemnly swear too much and ramble on about HP! Now in season 2! Instagram/Twitter: @basicsnitches email: basicsnitches@gmail.com

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