The gout gets us out and other health entanglements. Ozymandias. Being a computer whiz to uninformed parents. Controllers. Digital frames. Girls Gone Wild. 90 Day Fiance. Beatin' Ain't Cheatin'. Making solid movie recommendations and them not being taken. Blankets with space heaters and air conditioning. Live comedy shows... Twitter: @BatsBelfry Email: batsbelfrypodcast@gmail.com

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#418 - Beatin' Ain't Cheatin'

We begin with a yawn and talking about talking about the riots. Fireworks. The summers of our youth. Brittany joins late and has some Brockton talk. The winners and history. We debate and argue sides of participation trophies and when to reveal to children the real world a la Santa Claus. Brittany talks about receiving items from her parents. Buying a fence and a shed. Brittany never sees Brian score a goal (which he has). Future planned parties. Over-apologizing when you've tipped too many back. Peeing better and a little dumb hose... Twitter: @BatsBelfry Email: batsbelfrypodcast@gmail.com Recorded - 6/9/20

#417 - Participation Podcast

Clearly we open with floor guacamole and the current state of things. Looking back on history with today's standards. We discussing doing a show roast. Comedians bombing. Whiskey. Food stuffs from around the country. Getting a free coffee and when to pay it forward. Cut nails in the garden. The divide of people these days. Kate Spade. Actors ham-handling feigning sincerity. Prince. A home project gets done, and again. The anger process of a project. Becoming a man who gets stuff done. Riding your bike for work is for the birds and weirdos. Get stuff done... Twitter: @BatsBelfry Email: batsbelfrypodcast@gmail.com Recorded - 6/4/20

#416 - Fingernail Ficus

Brittany is out for this week so its a classic Brian and Briiiine show. Driveway etiquette. A fat 5 family? Taco Bell woes. A last hoorah for items. Air conditioning. Virus non-hubris. Back to the Future, a truly great movie. Arguing about unnecessary rankings. Making fun of bad things is old and very boring. Enjoy that duo... Twitter: @BatsBelfry Email: batsbelfrypodcast@gmail.com Recorded - 5/28/20

#415 - B+B Podcast Factory

An obligatory open about the the world's goings-on. The casino bar. Misunderstanding people and not reading lips due to the mask. Being on your phone while driving. A once certain but not some much now death sentence. Briiiine knows about women's hairdos. Brian projects about Brittany's childhood. Showering at school. Roughhousing with the boys in Dorchester. Cancelled trips and non-refundable tickets. Targeted ads. The lack of definitive UFO proof. Brittany carries a burden from years past. The best booger. Getting out. The shopping cart litmus test... Twitter: @BatsBelfry Email: batsbelfrypodcast@gmail.com Recorded - 5/12/20

#414 - Stubby Eyebrows

Hot divorce and alimony talk coming out the gate. It's Cinco de Mayo. Margaritas and Mexican food. INCELs and false pride. Old NBA games. Photos and your camera roll. Autopsies and judges. A virus update and trite commercials about it. Cat treats, a deal, and a steal. The government trying to tell you what's what. Fast food prices. Tickets. Shows... Twitter: @BatsBelfry Email: batsbelfrypodcast@gmail.com Recorded - 5/5/20

#413 - Turn

We have nothing. We let the power of the day get the best of us. Twitter: @BatsBelfry Email: batsbelfrypodcast@gmail.com Recorded - 4/20/20

#412 - Day of Daze

Brittany is under the weather so Brian and Briiiine so a solo-ish show. We discuss current Covid and (perhaps misplaced) feeling that we just aren't going to get it. Classic old commercials. The upcoming That Thing You Do! viewing party. Physical media, 4k, and waiting for deals. Shows falling off, Dexter being the prime example. Bad takes on movies. The new dumb theory that space itself doesn't exist. Vids. Briiiine's gassers. Enjoy the Bri Time... Twitter: @BatsBelfry Email: batsbelfrypodcast@gmail.com Recorded - 4/14/20

#411 - No Girls Allowed Bri Guys Show

Smelling burps, a classic Belfry opener. Voting. Uninspired remakes, oximoronic as that is. Things going back to normal, we check in. Moving. Larry David and which celebrity you'd actually want to hang out with. Brittany reveals a call she made in 2007 to Tim & Eric AND Neil Hamburger, we play the audio. Briiiine recalls his brush with being a witness to both a crime and on the stand in court when he was a boy. We revisit the Louie television series, how good it is, and the troubling nature of its release format. Chappelle. No frills, straight forward recipes. Cigarettes are dumped into Brian and Brittany's backyard and we discuss how to handle these trash pigs. Twitter: @BatsBelfry Email: batsbelfrypodcast@gmail.com Recorded - 4/7/20

#410 - Pow, Right in the Kisser

Emmett, the pooch, begins the show. Fear, Castaway, and other flicks. Stupid fanless, pre-taped Wrestlemania. Streaming services and cable. Briiiine gets pricked and other medical updates. The upside of the pandemic. People who openly and casually use racist terms. Homework. Substitute teachers. Mark (Makes It Dark) calls in for a state of the union address. Porno currency. Briiiine rails against math. Using math for home projects. A former co-worker who had nothing but bad luck. Briiiine unbeknownst to him finds himself in Compliment Corner. Setting up someone for a slam dunk of a joke... Twitter: @BatsBelfry Email: batsbelfrypodcast@gmail.com Recorded - 3/31/20

#409 - Override

We continue with the goings-on as it has been an active March. Everything is canceled. Tom Brady left the Patriots for the Buccaneers? We get into the weird times of it all. Not getting paid back. Games. Going too deep into outer space accidentally from edibles. Accusations from 6th grade. Electrical work and the satisfaction therein... Twitter: @BatsBelfry Email: batsbelfrypodcast@gmail.com Recorded - 3/24/20

#408 - They Turned the Parade Off

We begin obligatory about the dumb virus. Germs. Old white people rapping. Bill Clinton. Room 237 and the unbelievable reaching it does. Some South Shore locales. A mid-show gift offering. The Invisible Man (2020) is NOT the Invisible Man. The new Mark Wahlberg vehicle Spenser Confidential. Helping out family and potentially getting compensated. Attitude. Working from home. The sun. People need to grow up and get it together. Shopping out in the wild. Uncle Water... Twitter: @BatsBelfry Email: batsbelfrypodcast@gmail.com Recorded - 3/10/20

#407 - Germanent Vacation

The curtains open with a talk of non-alcoholic I.P.A. beer. Getting your mind right at the beach. A good turn of events on a vintage ashtray. Getting things delivered. People bragging with their “I Voted” stickers. Picking a new name for yourself. We talk politics? Socialism. How money is spent. Music talent between then and now. Lending out flicks. Overcooked is for adults, not dumb kids. Going to buy wood and the circus that goes on at a hardware store. Nonsense “articles” that actually get printed. We end the show by getting sad about Chris Farley, fun!... Twitter: @BatsBelfry Email: batsbelfrypodcast@gmail.com Recorded - 3/5/20

#406 - Wood

Friend Amanda “Cluck” stops by as we ironically begin talking about not seeing friends in years. High school stories. Amanda sets up a play date with TWO of Brian's ex-girlfriends. Parent's things. Pit stains, stinking, and Cluck's “secret”. Skincare. Complimenting your partner. Brian and Briiiine idealize a couple's massages while podcasting. Gambling. Boobie milk. The secret markings on a tamp. Soft hands. State capitals. An update on the Bargaineer shirt. Scheduling a meeting to meet someone's new baby. Wedding planning and having a party, a classic debate on the Belfry. A guy's wedding... Twitter: @BatsBelfry Email: batsbelfrypodcast@gmail.com Recorded - 2/25/20

#405 - Pit Stains & Soft Hands feat. Amanda "Cluck" Quigley

We open with spending money and concert tickets. Briiiine honors Brian by using his Groovy Tunes playlist on Spotify. Scrubbing people's names off established works. The inflation of online articles such as recipes. A streak of bad movies. Briiiine's patented ticket scheme. Brittany's Thomas jersey that she doesn't wear. Locating steroids. Fecal transplants. An invitation. Downsizing. Nostalgia. Hunting down photos of the Bargaineer. Being rich and eating like a king always. Green jacket(s). Sleep apnea. Enjoy the varied verbal potpourri... Twitter: @BatsBelfry Email: batsbelfrypodcast@gmail.com Recorded - 2/20/20

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