We're back! We're here! The Battleship Potemkast is brought to a new level, as Stephen King is reflected upon in celebration of It, Quartermaster Stoakes squirms in the face of Arachnophobia, and Captain Cook is racist towards Italians. It's a podcast of thrills, chills and the worst movie audiences imaginable. Music by Kevin MacLeod Buy Mother and Monster here -> www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B073JRDW1S/re…ther+and+monster

Battleship Potemkast

115 - 13/09/2017 - It and Arachnophobia, a Horror Double Bill

Movies movies movies! How unusual for a movie podcast like the Battleship Potemkast to talk about movies, inbetween HMS Gulag's interruptions. Captain Cook uses the podcast to let his emotions through, fart fetishes are discovered in Batman and Harley Quinn, and Quartermaster Stoakes indulges in the lesbian power fantasy of Atomic Blonde. Music by Kevin MacLeod Buy Mother and Monster here -> www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B073JRDW1S/re…ther+and+monster

114 - 22/08/2017 - Batman vs Harley Quinn, The Defenders vs Atomic Blonde in Yorkshire

The epic war between authors and automobiles continues on this week's Battleship Potemkast, while Captain Cook's spawn springs out of his back, Quartermaster Stoakes' sleeping habits are revealed, and the heart of modern horror is unpeeled. Music by Kevin MacLeod Buy Mother and Monster here -> www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B073JRDW1S/re…ther+and+monster

113 - 15/08/2017 - Annabelle Creation and Writers vs Go-Karts

Having successfully fended off the HMS Gulag, the Battleship Boys go to the other side of the table (curtain) at the Hull Comic Con alongside Hannah Spearitt from S Club 7, Russ & Ross & the Andy Serkis of Princess Leia to make friends. Meanwhile, Cpt. Cook is bewildered by Valerian, Quartermaster Stoakes relives his glory days, and one young boy makes the bravest rebellion possible. Music by Kevin MacLeod, S Club 7 & Balkan Beatbox Buy Mother and Monster here -> www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B073JRDW1S/re…ther+and+monster

112 - 07/08/2017 - Return to Hull Comic Con, and Valerian

Such a bullshit day, and it's mine. The most bullshitest day of my liiiiiiiife, and it is mostly due to the HMS Gulag once again. In an effort to lift their spirits, the Battleship Boys return to the sci-fi classic The Fifth Element, and then to UFC 214 to see whether Daniel Cormier or Jon Jones will have as bad a weekend as they do. Music by Kevin MacLeod Buy Mother and Monster here -> www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B073JRDW1S/re…ther+and+monster

111 - 01/08/2017 - A Bad Saturday, The Fifth Element & UFC 214

In tribute to the late great George Romero, the Battleship Boys return for a week of comic cons, comic cons, and more comic cons! Specifically, San Diego & Hull! Meanwhile, Tom Hardy's eyes win World War 2, Quartermaster Stoakes accuses all celebrities of being ponces, and Captain Cook shows his ignorance of the difference between Dunkirk and D-Day despite being both British and in the (fictional) military. What fun! Music by Kevin MacLeod Buy Mother and Monster here -> www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B073JRDW1S/re…ther+and+monster

110 - 25/07/2017 - Dunkirk, A Tribute to George Romero and Hot Sauce

Ladies and gentlemen, a guest joins us aboard the Battleship! Yes, it's Regular Joe, back again to help pronounce Khabib Nurmagomedov, while Quartermaster Stoakes believes Andy Serkis to be overworked, and Captain Cook prepares for war. Music by Kevin MacLeod Buy Mother and Monster here -> www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B073JRDW1S/re…ther+and+monster

109 - 18/07/2017 - War For The Planet of Mayweather and McGregor feat. Regular Joe

Back again, it's the HMS Gulag! But along for the ride is the Battleship Potemkast, as Quartermaster Stoakes swoops in from his celestial realm, Captain Cook falls in love with a man of God, and you, YES YOU, could win a copy of Rob Stoakes' debut novel Mother and Monster! Music by Kevin MacLeod & Nobou Uematsu Buy Mother and Monster here -> https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B073JRDW1S/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1499729333&sr=8-2&keywords=mother+and+monster

108 - 10/07/2017 - Spiderman Homecoming and International Fight Week

We're baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack! Back from the grave to discuss the merits of 100+ blowjobs, it's the Battleship Boys! This week Captain Cook narrowly avoids a foursome, Quartermaster Stoakes actually has jokes, and metal legend Dio weighs in on the new Edgar Wright film Baby Driver. Music by Kevin MacLeod

107 - 04/07/2017 - A Breakdown of 2017 So Far, Including Baby Driver

The Battleship bounds back, with the HMS Gulag on one side and Quartermaster Stoakes' erection on the other. In this week's episode, jetpacks are recommended at E3, astronauts are discouraged from emotion in a review of the film Life, and the New England Patriots join Conor McGregor and Floyd Mayweather for the greatest sporting event of the year. Music by Kevin MacLeod

106 - 20/06/2017 - The E3 Breakdown, Conor vs Floyd & Life

Fighting on the Battleship Potemkast! Yes, it's another episode of the best podcast on the web, where the Battleship Boys raise The Mummy from the dead to review, Captain Cook breaks Christy Cree's vrirginity and Quartermaster Stoakes surrenders his fate to a coin. Music by Kevin MacLeod

105 - 13/06/2017 - The Mummy and E3 Predictions

Is it Episode 104? No, seriously, is it? As shown on this episode, neither of the Battleship Boys can count, but they can review Wonder Woman and UFC 212. Captain Cook imagines a menage a trois, Quartermaster Stoakes mocks one of the best featherweight fighters in the world, and the cause of deafness is finally identified. Music by Kevin MacLeod

104 - 06/06/2017 - Wonder Woman and The Other Best Superheroines, and UFC 212

The world is ending on the Battleship Potemkast, as Captain Cook tells stories of his past while reviewing Colossal, Quartermaster Stoakes reveals what came before the dinosaurs, and fetishes are ticked off a checklist in the final video game film adaptation review of Tomb Raider. Music by Kevin MacLeod

103 - 30/05/2017 - Colossal the Movie, and Tomb Raider's Colossal Guns

Is there anything in the world scarier than having to watch the works of Uwe Boll? No, as the Battleship Potemkast discover on this episode, where Quartermaster Stoakes declares a witch hunt, Guy Ritchie charms his audiences, and Captain Cook gets the worst wake up call of his life. Music by Kevin MacLeod

102 - 23/05/2017 - King Arthur in the Dark

In my restless dreams, I see that film. Silent Hill. And that other film, Alien Covenant. And also UFC 211. Captain Cook promised he would show me that again. But he never did. Well, Quartermaster Stoakes is alone there now. I'm running out of the Silent Hill 2 opening to parody quickly. Well, at least there aren't any spoilers. Music by Kevin MacLeod and The Bonzo Dog Doo-Dah Band

101 - 15/05/2017 - Alien Covenant and UFC 211 Are Dragged To Silent Hill

All aboard the Battleship Potemkast, where a comedian & a critic try to talk about movies, games and life at sea. This is very rarely the case, instead leaping into topics as blue as the ocean they sail. Featuring segments such as What We Watched, a Creative Corner, the Gay's Gaming Gulag and updates from the Crew's Log. Plus guests each month to discuss anything from MMA to sitcoms Setting sail each Monday, Wednesday and Friday.

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