Lovely Clown Xandy coming to a party near you! Get your Warning: Contains Sexy Stuff merch here: https://store.dftba.com/collections/beach-too-sandy-water-too-wetSupport us on Patreon at patreon.com/beachtoosandy!Listen to Alex's newest podcast, Human Seeking Human: https://linktr.ee/humanseekingpodLogo by Courtney Aventura. Theme by Mavus White.Music by PSOVOD and tyops.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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151: Reviews of Halloween Costumes

Christine is one step closer to her final form: White Mist.Get your Warning: Contains Sexy Stuff merch here: https://store.dftba.com/collections/beach-too-sandy-water-too-wetSupport us on Patreon at patreon.com/beachtoosandy!Listen to Alex's newest podcast, Human Seeking Human: https://linktr.ee/humanseekingpodLogo by Courtney Aventura. Theme by Mavus White.Music by PSOVOD and tyops.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

150: Reviews of Halloween Movies

Christine finally admits she wouldn't fly to Maine to teach a child about the birds and the bees.Get your Warning: Contains Sexy Stuff merch here: https://store.dftba.com/collections/beach-too-sandy-water-too-wetSupport us on Patreon at patreon.com/beachtoosandy!Listen to Alex's newest podcast, Human Seeking Human: https://linktr.ee/humanseekingpodLogo by Courtney Aventura. Theme by Mavus White.Music by PSOVOD and tyops.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

149: Pumpkin Reviews

While Xandy was busy browsing our subreddit, Christine went down a rabbit hole of misery. Enjoy!Get your Warning: Contains Sexy Stuff merch here: https://store.dftba.com/collections/beach-too-sandy-water-too-wetSupport us on Patreon at patreon.com/beachtoosandy!Listen to Alex's newest podcast, Human Seeking Human: https://linktr.ee/humanseekingpodLogo by Courtney Aventura. Theme by Mavus White.Music by PSOVOD and tyops.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

148: The Ultimate Karen

Don't forget to wear goggles if you approach Xandy in public!Check out our merch! https://store.dftba.com/collections/beach-too-sandy-water-too-wetSupport us on Patreon at patreon.com/beachtoosandy!Listen to Alex's newest podcast, Human Seeking Human: https://linktr.ee/humanseekingpodLogo by Courtney Aventura. Theme by Mavus White.Music by PSOVOD and tyops.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Between You And Us: Episode 28

Someone PLEASE erect a statue of Xandy...Get your Warning: Contains Sexy Stuff merch here: https://store.dftba.com/collections/beach-too-sandy-water-too-wetSupport us on Patreon at patreon.com/beachtoosandy!Listen to Alex's newest podcast, Human Seeking Human: https://linktr.ee/humanseekingpodLogo by Courtney Aventura. Theme by Mavus White.Music by PSOVOD and tyops.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

147: Reviews of Whale Watching

We apologize for the bummer parade we're about to take you on...Get your Warning: Contains Sexy Stuff merch here: https://store.dftba.com/collections/beach-too-sandy-water-too-wetSupport us on Patreon at patreon.com/beachtoosandy!Listen to Alex's newest podcast, Human Seeking Human: https://linktr.ee/humanseekingpodLogo by Courtney Aventura. Theme by Mavus White.Music by PSOVOD and tyops.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

146: Reviews of Beanie Babies

This week we learn that Christine and Xandy should never be in a cockpit together.Get your Warning: Contains Sexy Stuff merch here: https://store.dftba.com/collections/beach-too-sandy-water-too-wetSupport us on Patreon at patreon.com/beachtoosandy!Listen to Alex's newest podcast, Human Seeking Human: https://linktr.ee/humanseekingpodLogo by Courtney Aventura. Theme by Mavus White.Music by PSOVOD and tyops.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

145: Reviews of Airports

You've been asking for it, and it's here! Get your Warning: Contains Sexy Stuff merch here: https://store.dftba.com/collections/beach-too-sandy-water-too-wetSupport us on Patreon at patreon.com/beachtoosandy!Listen to Alex's newest podcast, Human Seeking Human: https://linktr.ee/humanseekingpodLogo by Courtney Aventura. Theme by Mavus White.Music by PSOVOD and tyops.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

144: Reviews of Cracker Barrels

The devil smiles as another bonus episode is released.Check out our merch! https://store.dftba.com/collections/beach-too-sandy-water-too-wetSupport us on Patreon at patreon.com/beachtoosandy!Listen to Alex's newest podcast, Human Seeking Human: https://linktr.ee/humanseekingpodLogo by Courtney Aventura. Theme by Mavus White.Music by PSOVOD and tyops.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Between You And Us: Episode 27

Toasty please hit Xandy up. He won't stop talking about you.Check out our merch! https://store.dftba.com/collections/beach-too-sandy-water-too-wetSupport us on Patreon at patreon.com/beachtoosandy!Listen to Alex's newest podcast, Human Seeking Human: https://linktr.ee/humanseekingpodLogo by Courtney Aventura. Theme by Mavus White.Music by PSOVOD and tyops.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

143: Reviews of Minor League Baseball Stadiums

If enough people sign up for our Patreon, maybe we can afford to commission a new vein on Blucifer's penis.Check out our merch! https://store.dftba.com/collections/beach-too-sandy-water-too-wetSupport us on Patreon at patreon.com/beachtoosandy!Listen to Alex's newest podcast, Human Seeking Human: https://linktr.ee/humanseekingpodLogo by Courtney Aventura. Theme by Mavus White.Music by PSOVOD and tyops.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

142: Reviews of Public Art

Fingers crossed no one finds out we, just like Barry on Storage Wars, get paid for what we do...Check out our merch! https://store.dftba.com/collections/beach-too-sandy-water-too-wetSupport us on Patreon at patreon.com/beachtoosandy!Listen to Alex's newest podcast, Human Seeking Human: https://linktr.ee/humanseekingpodLogo by Courtney Aventura. Theme by Mavus White.Music by PSOVOD and tyops.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

141: Reviews of Storage Facilities

Please don't yank your candle while listening to this episode.Check out our merch! https://store.dftba.com/collections/beach-too-sandy-water-too-wetSupport us on Patreon at patreon.com/beachtoosandy!Listen to Alex's newest podcast, Human Seeking Human: https://linktr.ee/humanseekingpodLogo by Courtney Aventura. Theme by Mavus White.Music by PSOVOD and tyops.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

140: Reviews of Candle Stores

Oalf is a bad role model.Check out our merch! https://store.dftba.com/collections/beach-too-sandy-water-too-wetSupport us on Patreon at patreon.com/beachtoosandy!Listen to Alex's newest podcast, Human Seeking Human: https://linktr.ee/humanseekingpodLogo by Courtney Aventura. Theme by Mavus White.Music by PSOVOD and tyops.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Between You And Us: Episode 26

A comedy podcast featuring dramatic readings of one-star reviews written by real people with not-so-real problems.

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