That's right, soup is for girls and night pooping is a thing. It is just another ridiculous conversation for members of the Slaptail Squad. Just trying to share the idiocy with the world to bring a laugh or a smile. You can catch the Beaveman on the new Wisdom App as well for brief conversations about podcasting. Thanks for listening.

Beaveman and The Doc

Soup Is For Girls. Episode 85

On this episode the Beaveman tells the squad what to do with him when he dies, he ponders the farewell til Valhalla, and of course, he makes fun of the Ronz when he puts his foot in his mouth. Of course they also talk about completely arbitrary subjects like vampires and werewolves. Team Jacob! We dedicate this episode to the memory of an amazing friend and fellow Paratrooper Chris Simons. Old paratroopers never die, they just slip away. Airborne! I love you brother.

When I Die. Episode 84

Ronz pathetically attempts to insult the Army by telling a lame story about Ninjas. The Beaveman is intrigued by roadkill by region, and the Swan insists she is an athlete but the Beaveman does not agree. It is going to get loud. Is Tromondae the voice of reason?

Swan Is An Athlete, Beaveman Is Not. Episode 83

The Beaveman reveals to the squad that he still believes many of the stories from the bible that he learned as a child no matter how ridiculous they seem. They reveal that the Swan knows nothing about American folklore and that she would be relieved if sex robots were real because she would make sure that Beaveman had two of them. Finally they allow Ronz to rant but quickly shoot him down and tell him that his personal opinion is stupid and wrong. Hey Siri! Did Noah...

Bible Stories And Humanoid Sex Robots. Episode 82

On this episode the idiots discuss the use of Ivermectin and bust on people that do not believe in science. Seriously people, if the Beaveman tells you kitty litter in your pee-hole will prevent COVID 19, would you do that? Then why are you trying to harm yourself by ingesting bs? They also ponder the question of whether or not you should powder your package. Finally the Beaveman opens himself up to a ridiculous challenge. Seriously though, we hope Joe Rogan is really just a persona and is not ingesting substances unnecessarily. We want folks to be safe and make it through this. Enjoy!

Ivermectin For Morons. Thanks For Listening Joe Rogan. Episode 81

Do you have a dollar? If so you can get your prostate exam in aisle 3. The Beaveman thinks it is funny that retail locations are interested in providing healthcare but the squad thinks it is a great idea. First the Beaveman is self-deprecating and to make himself feel better he busts on Ronz. Maybe he can get plastic surgery at a retail store. They are just having fun. Why? Because they are idiots.

Aggressive Aren't They Episode 80

The Ronz attempted the 7-minute mile. Was he successful? Guess you just have to listen to find out. We chat about Pokemon briefly and the new obsession Ronz and Swan have with Pokemon go. Thank you to all of our listeners for your support.

Pretty Fast For A Biped: Attempting The 7 - Minute Mile. Episode 79

The Ronz and the Beaveman are sleep deprived. It seems like a competition for Ronz. He wants to prove he sleeps less. Who has the shorter temper? Who can be the bigger dick? Guess you have to listen to find out.

Ronz And The Beaveman Are Sleep Deprived. Episode 78

On this episode, after a brief chit-chat about the Beaveman's new hobby of cutting with the medieval sword, the squad questions Ronz about training for his 7-minute mile. Truly the Ronz is a highly confident individual because he believes that his job will get him in good enough shape to run the mile. Who thinks he can do it? Apparently just the Ronz. We can't wait to see. You will know by episode 77. Thank you all fo listening and being members of the great Slaptail nation!

Training For The 7 - Minute Mile And Drinking Pop. Episode 76

Ever wonder if you could run a 7-minute mile after training for just two weeks? The Ronz says he can do it. Have your parents requested to be your friends on facebook or other social media accounts? How did you respond? Are feet gross? Do you wash your feet? Oh by the way, Swan wants to punch a kid and the Beaveman likes to say ridiculous things in the car. This is just some of the ridiculous subjects the Slaptail Squad likes to discuss. Thanks for joining our collective insanity.

7 Minute Mile. Episode 75

Ronz is a man of little fear. Most likely because he was in the U.S. Air Force and because he is a black belt. However, the Beaveman and Swan have fear. Is the Beaveman trying to scare everyone with his talk about disease and death? Maybe, but most likely he is just trying to entertain. Do you want to know about the ways in which you can die from a dental infection? Well, you won't learn from this podcast because Ronz can't stay focused. Listen anyway. At least you can hear us talk about Karate in the Olympics. We all know you only listen to hear what ridiculous crap spews from Ronz's mouth anyway. Thanks for listening!

That's Gross, But Ronz Does Not Fear It. Episode 74

It's that time, colon prep time. The Beaveman has to go in for a colonoscopy. We talk about his prep and fears. We also investigate the Ronz and his obvious repressed rage. Join us for a typical conversation with the squad. Are we idiots? Of course we are. What have you come to expect?

It's Colon Prep Time. Episode 73

The title is pretty descriptive, but first, Tromondae starts us off with a sex question out of nowhere. Beaveman believes it is fun to contemplate revenge but the Ronz believes you should be a carpet in real life as well as in your fantasy world. Enjoy and thank you for listening. Not ever appropriate for children!

Revenge Be Thy Name, Unless You Are Ronz. Episode 72

How easily can you be scammed? Would you ingest a product that someone recommends in order to treat or prevent a medical condition regardless of scientific evidence? Well, lots of folks do. I guess that is why the FDA keeps their eyes open.

Shove This Up Your Nose, Episode 71

Humans can contract many diseases. That can be frightening. Unless you are the Ronz of course. The Ronz refuses to live his life in fear. Join us for another ridiculous podcast with the members of the Slaptail Squad.

Ronz Fears No Typhoid, Episode 70

Beaveman and The Doc are two veterans that give their takes on various subjects with a comedic entertaining twist.

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