Beer & Almonds

Beer & Almonds: Episode 44 - Tennising

Tiny dick, but hugeeee ass balls. Massive balls...

Beer & Almonds: Episode 43 - Corona Cast pt V - Jerking Off Under A Bridge

Beer & Almonds: Episode 42 - Corona Cast pt IV - Trillion Dollar Stressed

Didn't even edit this one, but wanted to get it up before I hop on a jet plane to go catch corona.

Beer & Almonds: Episode 41 - Corona Cast pt III

Beer & Almonds: Episode 40 - Santa Hats and Pre Coronavirus Quarantine Cast

Beer & Almonds: Episode 39 - Blowing Cows Away

So was going through and editing a bunch of clips, and stumbled upon this gem. Unintentionally recorded a sesh of me shooting the shit with one of my buddies whom we call Boner. Original, I know. Anyway, this is us drinking a few beers, watching a few fights, and cracking a few jokes. Completely unscripted, most likely was trying to upload the recordings that were already on my phone to free up some space and accidentally started recording this one, which is why it's so short. Who knows. I was drunk alright.

Beer & Almonds: Episode 38 - Corndick Wallace

Beer & Almonds w/ Cooper Mcalester & Q-Tip from late January 2020.

Beer & Almonds: Episode 37 - Coronavirus Cast

Forewarning: there is absolutely zero comedy in this podcast. No, rather I document a trip down memory lane, an old dirt road of time if you will; on a visit to my home town several months ago. I think about life and the passage of time, the changing of a year, a decade, and a generation. This is a topic that constantly preoccupies my mind. Though it may not be of any interest to you, for me these types of podcasts are a sort of catharsis. A purging of ideas that stir around in my head endlessly until I can formulate them into words. Only then can I truly hear what it is I've been thinking, and listen to myself to see if it makes any sense at all. Then re-work it all over again in my head and repeat the process. From this I've found that listening often turns out to be far more important than speaking. Recorded December 2019. The end of another year, and the end of another decade. Also, I apologize for the creepy low voice in advance.

Beer & Almonds: Episode 36 - The Old Folks At Home

It's that time of year again. Hope none of you are UPS drivers. No disrespect intended. Also, not really sure if Jewish people hate Jesus, I just assume they do for some reason. I mean they did kill the guy after all...

Beer & Almonds: Episode 35 - Happy Festivus Everybody!

End of the world discussion with Q Tip, as always. Current state of the education system, world wars, snow crab armies and extra-terrestrial invasions. Give it a listen. 12-22-2019

Beer & Almonds: Episode 34 - Black Carly

For those of you that don't know, I do another podcast with a couple buddies from college called Magicast where we talk about the pitiful Orlando Magic basketball franchise. It's probably even more poorly produced than Beer & Almonds. It's probably recorded even more infrequently than Beer & Almonds. And we're so cheap and lazy we didn't feel like chipping in to cover the cost of soundcloud for our Magicast profile, so I've decided to just upload this here for the time being since it's been sitting around for a few weeks. We recorded this at the beginning of October, I think, right before the very first game of the season and I honestly would not doubt if it's the only episode we record this season. I'm on the podcast and I don't even really care about basketball. Haven't watched a single game yet this season. I just use it as an excuse to chat with some old buddies every couple weeks. Anyway, hope you enjoy. Other Magicast episodes: https://soundcloud.com/magicast69 or search Magicast on iTunes. The UNOFFICIAL fan podcast of the Orlando Magic. *We are in no way affiliated with the NBA or the Orlando Magic franchise. The thoughts, views, comments, and opinions of the hosts do not reflect those of the above mentioned entities in any way, shape, or form.

Magicast: Stroking Bones And Cleveland Steamers - Season 2 - Episode 1 - 10 - 23 - 19

One of these days I’m going to learn how to record this without any white noise. But not today. Q-Tip joins me this week for another podcast where we explore topics such as multiple dimensions, parallel universes, post apocalyptic waste lands, time travel, lessons from history, predictions of the future, summations of society, life goals, achievements, meaning, purpose, and one shitty diaper conversation. Stimulating stuff. At the end of the day, it’s whatever.

Beer & Almonds: Episode 33 - It's Whatever..

Beer & Almonds: Episode 32 - Senor Santa Claus by Cooper McAlester

Beer & Almonds: Episode 32 - Senor Santa Claus

Another pod with Q-Tip after a brief hiatus. Topics of discussion: too broad to catalog. Just give her a listen.

Beer & Almonds: Episode 31 - The Man And The Lizard

My name is Cooper, Cooper McAlester. Known as simply Coop to most, I started this little podcast/blog shindig the day I graduated from college as a sort of journal exposé of my journey chronicling my adventures in the next chapter of my life. - May, 2017 beerandalmonds@gmail.com

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