Happy New Year fame squad! This week, Kayla & Jess start the new year off with plenty of sandy vaginas. We find out that Kayla is really good at complaining at food establishments and getting meals for free....for everyone but herself. Jess opens up about 16 year old environmental activists and how to itch a scratch. They realize they are horrible at staying on topic when telling stories and get easily distracted. Kayla hates her birthday...

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9 - Who the fuck is Greta Thunderbird???

This week, “we fucked the fuck up”....Kayla and Jess are so sorry that they ghosted you, but they are back and ready to rant about the delightful scent of patchouli, the snowflake society we’re living in these days and how much Jess loves Christmas! They’re also wondering if anyone’s had any “missed connections” about them...

8 - I would rather smell human shit than patchouli

This week, Kayla & Jess discuss our own personal disgusting bathroom habits and the over sensitive people in 2019. We find out about a movie that every single person has seen (and loved) that Kayla hasn't, and she just will not stop singing.. Annoying problem, or gift to the people? You decide.

7 - Happy Dick Stomping Day!

This week, Kayla & Jess discuss middle aged women's recipe blogs, disgusting bathroom habits and whether or not a blow up doll serves a dual purpose as a safety device. They determine what age is too old to fist bump (and fist in general) and struggle to find a dance move that works for their age group. Jess also drops the "P" word and makes everyone & their dog extremely uncomfortable for approximately 30 seconds..

6 - Peanut Butter: A Natural Lubricant

This week, Kayla & Jess discuss the new hype on Serial Killer documentaries, including Ted Bundy's tactics if it took place in 2019. We talk about alien probing, UFO sightings and where & when glory holes became a thing. Give this episode a listen if you've been patiently waiting like the rest of us to find out if Kayla is good in bed, and rate Jess' Albanian accent on a scale from 1-10.

5 - The History of Glory Holes

This week, Kayla & Jess realize they need to tone down the inappropriate language, based on their most recent subscribers.. but that only lasts about 10 minutes. Kayla takes an interesting approach at describing characters in movies without knowing their actual names, and they give advice on how to be a better person, while coming to the conclusion they are actually a little bit sexist.

4 - Born again christians & the little asian with the small penis

This week, Kayla & Jess discuss a whole lot of things we know nothing about, including the male anatomy. We tell you what we think makes men (and women) look thirstier than anything, and dive into some listener questions!

3 - You can't bang me!

This week, Kayla & Jess discuss the Disney live action movie remakes, shitty kids in theatres & multi-level marketing. Kayla has a brush with the law, and accidentally pimps herself out, and we give our dads the credit they deserve!

2 - Get your popcorn and get the fuck out

This week, Kayla & Jess play "get to know your host", forgot to hit record and forgot to turn up the mic.. This is the ultimate shit-show of an episode, but if you can hold on for the ride and get through the pilot we promise episode 2 will be much better.

1 - How many pigeons can you carry?

Kayla & Jess are two relatable millennials with no filters. We'll make you laugh (hopefully) and cringe (definitely) while we offer criticism, unwanted opinions and unsolicited advice. So strap on your big boy pants and prepare to get offended as we podcast our way to fame.

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Before We Got Famous

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