In this episode we discuss the incredible technology of the future. Maybe one day we'll come up with an invention that let's us be entertaining! Haha

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Autonomous Cars vs Prostheses

A tardigrade can survive almost anything, but can it survive hundreds of incendiary rounds flying through its favorite milkshake stand? Find out this week on... Belligerent Trivia.

Guns vs Tardigrades

If you had to choose, would you give up chocolate for the rest of your life, or using a guillotine to execute those accused of taking counter-revolutionary actions? It's a tough choice.

Chocolate vs The French Revolution

We're back and at it again with some more sounds for your ears, words for you minds, and fancy feast for you meat pies. Now I know what you're thinking. "Cat food in a meat pie? You crazy?" There's only one way to find out! Give it a try.

Potatoes vs Rubik's Cubes

Ok guys. So we made a bit of an oopsie, but you know what they say. The greatest oopsies forge the strongest wills. Our episode was lost forever, but now this lovely blast from the past has come along to replace it. We were pretty awkward in front of that mic, and our format was still in R&D, but sometimes that's simply how it be. Please enjoy.

Backup Episode: Test Rum

Do you smell that? That's the smell of a S P O O K Y Halloween special! Recorded and released almost exactly 6 months from Halloween... We really need to work on our timing.

Noses vs Graveyards

Those sumo wrestlers are some big boys. Why do you think they never show up on that absolute units subreddit? My theory is that they're overqualified. Like, if people started posting pictures of sumo wrestlers on there, all of the other units would look distinctly non-absolute. But then, wouldn't sumo wrestlers pale in comparison to whales? Is it about size, or about size relative to species average? Like, a biiig cat is clearly an absolute unit, but a normal sized giraffe isn't even though it has more mass. Well whatever enjoy the podcast!

Toilets vs Sumo

Hear me out. Two League of Legends teams facing off, each in a boat slowly taking on water. Every time a player dies, another hole is added to their hull. Who will come out on top? Who will be electrocuted by their submerged computers first? Now that's eSports.

eSports vs Boats

10 whole episodes? That's crazy! To celebrate, I brought in my best friend Jon as a guest star, and we had a great time. Wait a minute... I do those things every episode! #blessed

Skyscrapers vs Dice

Oh man guys. Ohhh man. Pelicans, am I right? Haha yeah. Vikings too? No way! Nice... nice.

Pelicans vs Vikings

Mail in life-sized Lego sculptures of Jon and I to win 100 grapes.

Lego vs Dragons

When the moon hits your knees and you mispronounce trees, sycamore.

The Moon vs Rodeos

Staring into Jon's beautiful eyes really made recording this episode a treat. Not as much of treat of course as those BIG MIKES. What I wouldn't give to try one of those bad boys.

Bananas vs Chess

When I was a kid, socks were all I had. I wore socks on my hands instead of gloves. Sewed socks together to make pants and shirts. Ate cereal out of sock using a smaller sock as a spoon. Heck, my parents were socks! Enjoy the episode you wacky kids.

Socks vs Post-Impressionism and Cubism

Welcome back, class. As homework for this episode, listen to Ska for 6+ hours, and eat a phone.

Cellphones vs Ska

Sam and Jon get drunk and educate each other with trivia on a wide variety of topics.

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