Today The Dark Lord meets his musical hero - only to find out he's aged a little, the sordid story of a colleague and a plumber in a motorway service station and how football could be improved!

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Meeting my aged musical hero and other stories

Today what happens when you let your jeans warm up by a fire, the soldering iron that almost ended The Dark Lord's career in romance, a drugs bust and what happens when LSD reduces you to talking in English and French, at the same time. The stories he couldn't tell on national British radio, all in today's podcast.

My backside is on fire! and other stories

How the staff of a top shelf magazine entertain themselves and it's not what you think. How did The Dark Lord start out in entertainment? Find out today. Also today find out how Alex's harmonica career is going and what happens when you book a romantic room with a view.

Look out, I'm becoming a pop star! and other stories

It's February but The Dark Lord is still lamenting the most expensive Christmas tree ever. Also this week a trip to meet one of the greatest goons and the most frightening American motel room ever!

The most frightening American motel room ever and other stories

Is it just normal people that lead normal lives? It seems not as Alex reveals today. Also this week, learn how the top shelf magazine Mayfair almost became a Bond franchise sponsor, almost, very almost - and that tricky social etiquette of forgetting someone's name.

Famous people doing ordinary things and other stories

This week Alex spills the beans on his first brush with sloppy romance, why his resting expression gets him in constant trouble and why you should check the facts first before punching someone.

My first ever kiss and other stories

Alex reveals a little known secret today, but don't ever call him Norman. He also reveals the fact he'd like a tattoo and a story about mauve ink.

My name is Norman, don't tell anyone and other stories

It's the gift that keeps on giving, this podcast. This week Alex will solve that dilemma of what to buy next time you're invited to a wedding. Also, why he doesn't live in a small village any longer and the hatched plan to drive a top shelf magazine editor absolutely mad!

Just the best wedding gift ever and other stories

Ah so that's what happened to the socks then? Sleep deprivation can be hellish as you're about to hear. Also the Dark Lord reveals how he crashed the car and why the family pick on him for mistakes he made four plus decades ago.

It's sock abuse I tell you and other stories

Well, we made it, 2020. A new year of podcasts to come and thank you for being part of last year's bash. Just before you head back into work, the Dark Lord shares the last of his holiday six of the best. Suitable for adult ears.

Six of the best final week, have we lashed you enough yet? Part 3

The Dark Lord thought you may like a few of his personal favourites from the first year with his very own podcast. Six of the best served up minus indigestion. Some of his favourite moments with an adult flavour, just like a Christmas pudding doused with far too much cognac. 

Has the indigestion subsided yet? Christmas special part 2

With just a few days to go to the big day, the Dark Lord attempts to put himself on the naughty list with the first of our Christmas and New Year specials over the holiday period. Six of the Dark Lord's favourite moments from the first year of the podcast. Just make sure it's your maiden aunt that listening along with you and not the kiddies!

Some of the naughty bits Christmas special part 1

This week Alex reveals how his friend launched a new fetish magazine, the celebrities he chooses to avoid, a building disaster in France and why he just can't trust what's said to him by 'store experts.'

There's custard down my pants and other stories

Here's a snappy guide on how to have fun with cold callers. Also being British and passing wind plus the button of doom.

How to defeat cold callers and other stories

Do you get to a certain age where you can just speak your mind as a rite of passage? That subject, the bear proof suit and contentious nobbly knee competitions.

A listener died on my ferry trip, bear proof suits and other stories

Alex Lester, the Dark Lord of cult radio returns and this time globally with his daily storyboard of life.

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