It's season three! Just in time for the inevitable onset of quarantine madness, Ben and Eddie have combined forces (as well as their paltry savings) to bring you BRAND SPANKIN' NEW EPISODES of Between The Lines!In this episode:A dedicated foreign police force locates a lost treasure trove.An obsessed cryptozoologist finds out a shocking truth about his research.A pair of starstruck lovers interrupt a lockerroom conversation.And an interview with celebrity commentator and writer Glenn DeNiro (he said that was his real name)

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Episode 22: I Want To Bi-leave, The Washington Football Lockerroom

Holy shit! This is a good one. Hoo-boy, we got content galore. We got possums. We got banks. We got fuck maniacs. We got BFG. We got guests! A returning Hayden Cowell (RIP) and new friend of the pod Callie Stinson. It's all very good and tasteful. Listen in for high stakes scenes about robbery, war, and toothpaste, plus an update on the devil's fingers! This week's interview guest is Brad Pitt! Definitely the real Brad Pitt!Well, what are you waiting for! Golly-gee, dive on in and soak yourself in the healing waters of podcast.

Episode 21: Wisconsin Dunks on Possum, Pokemon Go Fuck Yourself, DNKN.(Feat. Interview Guest Brad Pitt)

So what are you doing this summer? Ben and Eddie welcome Professional First Guest and Kombucha spokesmodel Jon Housler to the Pod. Headlines this episode feature tragic ding dong deliverance, crazed tire slashing, pooping, peeing, and synthetic meat patches! Eddie leaves (finally) halfway through and lets the real stars shine and Ben and Jon wreak sweet, sweet improvised havoc through Seattle. Tune in, buckle up, and check those tires because this episode is a literal masterpiece.RIP Hayden.

Episode 20: Ding Dong Damn, Y'all, This Bathroom Stinks Like Shit! (Feat. Interview Guest Howard Blank)

There's real guests on this one! Ben and Eddie introduce the new additions, Jon and Hayden, and then get to dang podcasting business. They talk about wet chips (you'll get it) and then about old people getting 86ed from church. Scenes this episode are about a strip club tragedy with a sketchy DJ and a gang of wallet hungry hooligans. It. Gets. Giggly.Interview guest is Future-ologist Cory Mandrake. Does Ben give out his Social Security Number? Does Eddie finally stop taking the lowest hanging fruit? Will Jon or Hayden ever come back? Tune in to find out!  

Episode 19: Let's Get Wet in This Club, Peanuts Gang. (Feat. Interview Guest Cory Mandrake)

The boys are back in pod-town! Ben and Eddie make a triumphant, extra-long return for season two by complaining about their lives! They talk about Baby Yoda and the official BtL canon and are saddened by the world. They then do scenes about the parking apocalypse and our inevitable cow-filled future. Featuring an interview with the late great Frank Herbert, author of the Dune series and emissary from the stars. Lotta Dune stuff in this one! 

Load Hog and Spill Pig: The Children are our Future (feat. interview guest Frank Herbert)

BTL newsdesk host Benton Crider sits down with husband and husband business partners Ron B. and Bot A. McJobe to talk about their latest financial ventures, their advice for millennial entrepreneurs, and pipe bombs.

Special Episode: A loosely planned evening with Ron B. and Bot A. McJobe

Ben and Eddie brag about some new microphones and dunk on Paul Ryan (super timely). Taco Bell has a hotel. A firefighter makes a really questionable decision. Two priests discuss their favorite things about the new pope. BTL Newsdesk Interview Guest: Hot Cereal Mogul John Smithy Burnbaum

Episode 16: For Whom the Bell Tolls, The Hunchback of Norbit Dame

Veteran dog trainer, dog sledder, and cross continental road-tripper Walto takes over the Between the Lines studio to start his own podcast. In addition to detailing his drug-fueled tears across the southern united states on a dog sled, Walto speaks with some of the bizarre locals he met along the way. 

PREMIUM CONTENT PREVIEW: Fur and Loathing: A Journey Into the Dark Underbelly of Dog-sledding

Tim Alan has a few requests. Ben and Eddie argue about 9/11. Danny Trejo tries to broaden his acting chops. All in one episode! Special Guest: Baskins Robin

Episode 15: Machetes to the Stars

Uh oh, who let these two into the studio when Ben and Eddie were away? A "famous" chef and a "world renowned" author doing an improv podcast sounds like an interesting idea though, I guess. 

Episode 14: Tony Danza, Dan Brown

In this low quality audio/high quality content episode of Between The Lines, Eddie records with the wrong mic, beavers are harrassed, two used Gundam salesman get busted, and we take a special trip to a town whose name I don't want to write out in the description.Special Guest: musician Randy Newman

BONUS EPISODE: Oops, we beefed it real bad

Ben was late to this episode, oh no! When he finally shows up, the guys break down the Beefy Crunch Burrito Incident. Then, a pair of fashionable thieves go to a comedy show, and some teens snort a man's ashes. Special Guest: Winnefred Higgenbottoms

Episode 13: Was That Bradley Cooper, Frank Herbert's Pune

We've got a new theme song and a new studio! Borderline legitimacy, here we come!Eddie and Ben talk about Bird Box, despite it no longer being relevant. Then, Pete Pete goes to the DMV. Elsewhere, a man opens a deli specializing in bacon, eggs, and cheese.Special guest: Walto the sled dog trainer.

Episode 12: Philip K. Dick Crusher, Would I Deli(e) to you?

A California Aquarium objectifies an otter. Then, a completely different otter dies, and his funeral is slammin'. Later on, a rogue cell of a fried chicken restaurant changes up their tactics. Special Guest: Celebrity Chef Tony Danza 

Episode 11: The Shape of Otter, Emotional Support Chicken

The boys pitch an Animal Farm remake. Christian Bale goes to his therapist after a weird meeting with real life President Donald Trump. A graffiti artist hits the big time right before his court hearing. This week's special guest:  Prof. Queue 

Episode 10: The MAGAchinist, In the Court of the Cocaine King

The world's first, best, and only comedy improv podcast. Improv genius Eddie Churnetski and standup comic Benton Crider take headlines from the subreddit /r/nottheonion and use the characters and settings to improvise long-form narrative scenes. Each week, the BTL news desk is also joined by a special interview guest, often someone incredibly famous or influential.

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