Wherein Biscuit sees if he is intelligent enough to immigrate to a country he's already a citizen of. Then we discuss the hardiest drunk to have ever roamed the streets of New York. Links: https://insidetonight.com/unstoppable-iron-mike/?__cf_chl_managed_tk__=pmd_6sJrA4cU8f4a78N9IoGFc3ADpJiZEcrDH9lsMQ04UXQ-1630089630-0-gqNtZGzNArujcnBszQfR https://web.archive.org/web/20180905023039/http://www.nydailynews.com/news/crime/durable-mike-malloy-article-1.226396 https://news.google.com/newspapers?id=KOMhAAAAIBAJ&sjid=TmQEAAAAIBAJ&pg=5261,2067448&dq=michael+malloy&hl=en https://www.newspapers.com/clip/2057969/doctor-and-undertaker-held-in-murder/ Music: dizzy by Joakim Karud @joakimkarud Music promoted by Audio Library youtu.be/xseXbA2N6D0 New Tires - Silent Partner youtu.be/VnUxw2as2YQ I Dunno by Grapes ccmixter.org/files/grapes/16626 Creative Commons — Attribution 3.0 Unported— CC BY 3.0 creativecommons.org/licenses/b... Music promoted by Audio Library youtu.be/sNAE8-mB5lQ

Big Bad Nonsense

Episode 33 - Biscuit takes a citizenship test/Iron Mike Malloy

See title, fool... Links: http://www.manlymovie.net/2014/12/things-you-didnt-know-about-steven.html/2 https://www.avclub.com/heres-steven-seagal-groping-a-16-year-old-katherine-hei-1819923832 https://www.cinemablend.com/news/2492573/crazy-facts-about-steven-seagal https://www.vice.com/en/article/wdpaxn/steven-seagal-is-the-lamest-guy-ever https://www.ranker.com/list/ludicrous-steven-seagal-stories/robert-f-mason https://www.reddit.com/user/stevenseagalOFFICIAL/ YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nkskuSXqUD0 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=USUbB-kg6P4 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i86M4zj_Kec https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sytuv0Tr5x0 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cllle4Kyqoo https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hrDnZubrLYw https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KFNpxx0mrsA Music: dizzy by Joakim Karud @joakimkarud Music promoted by Audio Library youtu.be/xseXbA2N6D0 New Tires - Silent Partner youtu.be/VnUxw2as2YQ I Dunno by Grapes ccmixter.org/files/grapes/16626 Creative Commons — Attribution 3.0 Unported— CC BY 3.0 creativecommons.org/licenses/b... Music promoted by Audio Library youtu.be/sNAE8-mB5lQ

Episode 32 - We just shit on Steven Seagal for over an hour

Wherein Sock tries to help Biscuit comprehend what exactly an NFT is... and he doesn't like it.

Minisode 1: Sock explains things to Biscuit - NFTs

Wherein Biscuit and Sock talk about harvesting children for their blood. Links: https://spectator.us/topic/fear-adrenochrome-conspiracy-theory-drug/ https://newrepublic.com/article/161775/q-qanon-hbo-ron-watkins https://www.seattletimes.com/nation-world/nation-politics/a-possible-qanon-slip-up-suggests-the-truth-of-qs-identity-was-right-there-all-along/ https://www.dailydot.com/debug/qanon-jeff-sessions-2018-midterms/ https://www.nbcnews.com/tech/social-media/klamath-falls-oregon-victory-declared-over-antifa-which-never-showed-n1226681 https://www.reuters.com/article/us-global-race-barr-police-idUSKBN25T3AI https://www.thedailybeast.com/a-qanon-devotee-live-streamed-her-trip-to-ny-to-take-out-joe-biden https://www.nytimes.com/2019/07/21/nyregion/gambino-shooting-anthony-comello-frank-cali.html https://www.sfchronicle.com/bayarea/article/Conspiracy-theory-on-James-Comey-tweet-cancels-13832691.php https://www.thedailybeast.com/avenatti-targeted-in-person-by-qanon-the-crazy-pro-trump-conspiracy-theory https://www.thedailybeast.com/qanon-the-crazy-pro-trump-conspiracy-melts-down-over-oig-report https://eu.azcentral.com/story/news/politics/arizona/2018/08/07/qanon-ties-two-arizona-arrests-conspiracy-theory-trump/920336002/ Music: dizzy by Joakim Karud @joakimkarud Music promoted by Audio Library youtu.be/xseXbA2N6D0 New Tires - Silent Partner youtu.be/VnUxw2as2YQ I Dunno by Grapes ccmixter.org/files/grapes/16626 Creative Commons — Attribution 3.0 Unported— CC BY 3.0  creativecommons.org/licenses/b... Music promoted by Audio Library youtu.be/sNAE8-mB5lQ

Episode 31 - The Adrenochrome and the Grifters (Qanon Part 2)

Wherein Biscuit and Sock discuss the weirdest internet phenomenon since lemonparty Links: https://heavy.com/news/2018/08/tracy-diaz/ https://qposts.online/page/10 https://heavy.com/news/2018/08/paul-furber/ https://www.dailydot.com/debug/qanon-failed-predictions/ https://www.snopes.com/news/2020/08/21/qanon-2020-election/ https://www.avclub.com/theres-a-new-insane-conspiracy-theory-tearing-up-4chan-1821432397 https://nymag.com/intelligencer/2017/12/qanon-4chan-the-storm-conspiracy-explained.html https://nymag.com/intelligencer/2017/12/qanon-4chan-the-storm-conspiracy-explained.html https://www.nbcnews.com/tech/tech-news/how-three-conspiracy-theorists-took-q-sparked-qanon-n900531 Music: dizzy by Joakim Karud @joakimkarud Music promoted by Audio Library youtu.be/xseXbA2N6D0 New Tires - Silent Partner youtu.be/VnUxw2as2YQ I Dunno by Grapes ccmixter.org/files/grapes/16626 Creative Commons — Attribution 3.0 Unported— CC BY 3.0 creativecommons.org/licenses/b... Music promoted by Audio Library youtu.be/sNAE8-mB5lQ

Episode 30 - Oh no, it's time for QAnon

Wherein Biscuit and Sock spend a lot of time riffing on Robinhood cause they suck. Links: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cCfRGnVuzSc https://www.zdnet.com/article/robinhood-admits-to-storing-some-passwords-in-cleartext/ https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2020-10-15/robinhood-estimates-hackers-infiltrated-almost-2-000-accounts https://www.cnbc.com/2019/11/05/some-robinhood-users-were-able-to-trade-with-unlimited-borrowed-money.html https://markets.businessinsider.com/news/stocks/robinhood-fixes-infinite-leverage-free-money-glitch-suspends-related-traders-2019-11-1028670689 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hdYyZlqyc_Y https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2020-03-02/robinhood-suffers-online-outage-with-market-advancing-after-rout https://markets.businessinsider.com/news/stocks/robinhood-trading-app-major-outage-coronavirus-stock-selloff-options-crypto-2020-3-1028977054 Music: dizzy by Joakim Karud @joakimkarud Music promoted by Audio Library youtu.be/xseXbA2N6D0 New Tires - Silent Partner youtu.be/VnUxw2as2YQ I Dunno by Grapes ccmixter.org/files/grapes/16626 Creative Commons — Attribution 3.0 Unported— CC BY 3.0 creativecommons.org/licenses/b... Music promoted by Audio Library youtu.be/sNAE8-mB5lQ

Episode 29 - Gamestonks, Robinhood and the Short Squeeze Fiasco

Wherein Biscuit and Sock discuss the weird war on Christmas... no not the one Bill O'Reilly is always talking about... the original one done by actual Christians. Links: https://www.nytimes.com/2012/12/15/opinion/the-puritan-war-on-christmas.html?hp&_r=0 https://theweek.com/articles/479313/when-americans-banned-christmas http://www.olivercromwell.org/faqs4.htm https://web.archive.org/web/20061121055727/http://www.timetravel-britain.com/05/Dec/ban.shtml Music: dizzy by Joakim Karud @joakimkarud Music promoted by Audio Library youtu.be/xseXbA2N6D0 New Tires - Silent Partner youtu.be/VnUxw2as2YQ I Dunno by Grapes ccmixter.org/files/grapes/16626 Creative Commons — Attribution 3.0 Unported— CC BY 3.0 creativecommons.org/licenses/b... Music promoted by Audio Library youtu.be/sNAE8-mB5lQ

Episode 28 - The Original War on Christmas

Wherein Biscuit and Sock talk about how a bunch of nutjobs ruined a popular food baed on a code that some guy made somewhere. Links: https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2016/12/10/business/media/pizzagate.html https://www.politifact.com/article/2016/dec/05/how-pizzagate-went-fake-news-real-problem-dc-busin/ https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/pizzagate-conspiracy/ https://www.buzzfeed.com/craigsilverman/fever-swamp-election https://www.dailydot.com/debug/pizzagate-alt-right-turkey-trolls-child-abuse/ https://www.bbc.com/news/blogs-trending-38156985 https://www.washingtonpost.com/local/pizzagate-from-rumor-to-hashtag-to-gunfire-in-dc/2016/12/06/4c7def50-bbd4-11e6-94ac-3d324840106c_story.html https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/local/wp/2016/12/04/d-c-police-respond-to-report-of-a-man-with-a-gun-at-comet-ping-pong-restaurant/ https://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2017/06/22/533941689/pizzagate-gunman-sentenced-to-4-years-in-prison?t=1606421699059&t=1606685080792 https://www.justice.gov/usao-dc/pr/louisiana-man-pleads-guilty-federal-charge-threatening-pizza-shop-northwest-washington Music: dizzy by Joakim Karud @joakimkarud Music promoted by Audio Library youtu.be/xseXbA2N6D0 New Tires - Silent Partner youtu.be/VnUxw2as2YQ I Dunno by Grapes ccmixter.org/files/grapes/16626 Creative Commons — Attribution 3.0 Unported— CC BY 3.0 creativecommons.org/licenses/b... Music promoted by Audio Library youtu.be/sNAE8-mB5lQ

Episode 27 #pizzagate

Wherein Biscuit and Sock discuss the really weird life of the dude who killed President James Garfield. Links: https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/the-curse-of-tecumseh/ http://touringohio.com/profiles/guiteau.html https://murderpedia.org/male.G/g/guiteau-charles.htm https://ghostsofdc.org/2012/01/25/president-garfields-assassin-charles-guiteaus-time-in-washington/ https://www.theatlantic.com/politics/archive/2015/10/this-is-the-brain-that-shot-president-james-garfield/454212/ Music: dizzy by Joakim Karud @joakimkarud Music promoted by Audio Library youtu.be/xseXbA2N6D0 New Tires - Silent Partner youtu.be/VnUxw2as2YQ I Dunno by Grapes ccmixter.org/files/grapes/16626 Creative Commons — Attribution 3.0 Unported— CC BY 3.0 creativecommons.org/licenses/b... Music promoted by Audio Library youtu.be/sNAE8-mB5lQ

Episode 26 - Charles J. Guiteau and the assassination of President Garfield

Wherein Biscuit and Sock talk about how terrible George Washington was and why we wouldn't actually mind if you tore down his statues. Justice for Breonna Taylor: https://actionnetwork.org/petitions/justice-for-breonna-taylor Links: https://www.forbes.com/sites/ericmack/2020/06/15/new-mayan-calendar-interpretation-suggests-making-the-most-of-this-week/ https://www.mountvernon.org/george-washington/slavery/george-washingtons-will/ https://www.mountvernon.org/george-washington/slavery/ten-facts-about-washington-slavery/ https://www.pbs.org/wgbh/pages/frontline/shows/jefferson/video/lives.html https://www.nytimes.com/2015/02/16/opinion/george-washington-slave-catcher.html https://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/george-and-martha-washington-enslaved-300-people-lets-start-with-their-names/2020/06/26/d3f7c362-b7e7-11ea-a510-55bf26485c93_story.html https://www.lrb.co.uk/the-paper/v41/n24/eric-foner/tremendous-in-his-wrath https://www.livescience.com/61919-george-washington-teeth-not-wood.html Music: dizzy by Joakim Karud @joakimkarud Music promoted by Audio Library youtu.be/xseXbA2N6D0 New Tires - Silent Partner youtu.be/VnUxw2as2YQ I Dunno by Grapes http://ccmixter.org/files/grapes/16626 Creative Commons — Attribution 3.0 Unported— CC BY 3.0 http://creativecommons.org/licenses/b... Music promoted by Audio Library https://youtu.be/sNAE8-mB5lQ

Episode 25 - George Washington Was an Absolute Shitheel

Wherein Biscuit and Sock discuss a man who serves and protects society getting shot by a the police who are supposed to serve and protect society. Links: https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-36859305 https://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2016/07/21/486869035/north-miami-police-shoot-black-man-who-was-reportedly-lying-on-the-ground?t=1592372834252 https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2016/jul/21/florida-police-shoot-black-man-lying-down-with-arms-in-air https://www.seattletimes.com/nation-world/witness-to-police-shooting-says-he-tried-to-warn-officers/ https://www.miamiherald.com/news/local/crime/article91261792.html https://miami.cbslocal.com/2019/06/17/north-miami-officer-jonathan-aledda-retrial/ https://www.miaminewtimes.com/news/former-north-miami-police-officer-jonathan-aledda-avoids-prison-in-charles-kinsey-shooting-11210646 Music: dizzy by Joakim Karud https://soundcloud.com/joakimkarud Music promoted by Audio Library https://youtu.be/xseXbA2N6D0 New Tires - Silent Partner https://youtu.be/VnUxw2as2YQ

Episode 24 - Dumbass Cops and the Shooting of Charles Kinsey

Links: https://kutv.com/news/local/slc-protesters-ignite-the-vehicle-of-a-man-who-pointed-bow-and-arrow-at-them https://au.news.yahoo.com/george-floyd-man-with-bow-arrow-aims-protesters-080736950.html https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oJSu2ygQlKA https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BcXOOaVLckg https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jRKYiKYknbw Music: dizzy by Joakim Karud @joakimkarud Music promoted by Audio Library youtu.be/xseXbA2N6D0

Episode 23 - Brandon McCormick, the "All Lives Matter" Archer of Utah

Wherein Biscuit and Sock discuss Jesus blood and lady chemicals... and other... weird shit. Links: https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-52164358 https://thebiznews.org/2020/03/24/robertson-blames-coronavirus-on-oral-sex-lady-chemicals/?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link&ICID=ref_fark https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/doctor-arrested-attacking-teen-girls-choking-one-apparently-not-social-n1179251 https://gulfnews.com/world/asia/japanese-man-who-threatened-to-spread-coronavirus-dies-media-1.1584522069950 https://uk.news.yahoo.com/japans-sakurajima-volcano-erupts-sending-061820146.html?guccounter=1&guce_referrer=aHR0cHM6Ly93d3cuZ29vZ2xlLmNvbS8&guce_referrer_sig=AQAAAKapt6ovCjc5lXf0bgPxxNX6XoBDAuvrO_p5Dgz7p-7P3eCei4k_u1ZXrzpA8QcLorHWNmOByBmdHUmblh3PpLx6xVkBw408-WJJyBvGXZtZjLcu6mHZKOzyGLPOuG25bakNUDiOaByrjaUYabqXGSIpyzRnkX-xtxrxvH38toZq&utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link&ICID=ref_fark Music: dizzy by Joakim Karud @joakimkarud Music promoted by Audio Library youtu.be/xseXbA2N6D0

Episode 22 - Cuckoo for Covid-19 Part 3, Electric Boogalee

Wherein Biscuit and Sock continue the discussion of all the stupid garbage that is happening as a result of the current pandemic and people losing their minds. Links: https://www.npr.org/sections/coronavirus-live-updates/2020/04/02/825897966/train-engineer-says-he-crashed-in-attempt-to-attack-navy-hospital-ship-in-l-a?t=1585927464850 https://www.nytimes.com/2020/04/02/nyregion/ny-coronavirus-usns-comfort.html https://www.thedailybeast.com/coronavirus-test-kits-have-been-contaminated-with-coronavirus-says-report Music: dizzy by Joakim Karud @joakimkarud Music promoted by Audio Library youtu.be/xseXbA2N6D0

Episode 21 - Cuckoo for Covid 19 Part Deux

Wherein Biscuit and Sock try... try real hard, to put a funny spin on some of the more crazy things to have come up as a result of the current pandemic. Links: https://www.iflscience.com/health-and-medicine/ridiculous-coronavirus-conspiracy-theories-from-5g-towers-to-extraterrestrial-origins/ https://twitter.com/Ahmadinejad1956/status/1237072414841937920 https://www.thesun.co.uk/tech/11130826/coronavirus-instagram-filters-slammed-as-inappropriate/ https://www.infowarsstore.com/health-and-wellness/todays-top-sellers/superblue-fluoride-free-toothpaste-bubble-gum https://www.miamiherald.com/site-services/newsletters/coronavirus-nl/article241026086.html https://www.nytimes.com/2020/03/13/nyregion/alex-jones-coronavirus-cure.html Music: dizzy by Joakim Karud @joakimkarud Music promoted by Audio Library youtu.be/xseXbA2N6D0

hubhopper

Big Bad Nonsense

hubhopper