Casey and Danielle are given a huge wake-up call by hairstylist to the stars (and Casey‘s personal Mikey Minden) Clayton Hawkins about everything they are doing wrong in social media, and in life. They then talk about what constitutes a Profit, why Kenya needs to start feeding people, and why Jersey this season is such a breath of fresh...of sweet polluted Jersey air. 

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A Whole Lot of Mess (w/ Clayton Hawkins)

Bryan Safi is back in the virtual nook and he gives our listeners lots to think about regarding Marlo's confidence, Marge's asides and steak as a shared appetizer?!!! Plus Danielle talks about her one Jersey Shore experience (which involves terrible sex) and things get so raucous, 911 actually gets called during the recording of this episode. It's a doozeyyyyyyyyyyy.....   Danielle Schneider and June Diane Raphael invite you to BOOK SESH LIVE (April 29th 5:30PST/8:30EST) for a celebration of Casey’s memoir The Wreckage of My Presence and a Bitch Sesh Live show all in one! Entry to the event is the purchase of the book. CLICK LINK BELOW. This show will be ... wild. Bless you all!   events.loopedlive.com/bitchsesh

Call 911! Bryan Safi is Back!

Matt McConkey joins Danielle to discuss the BREAKING Shaw-ful news.

Shah-ful News (w/ Matt McConkey)

Casey and Danielle are joined in the virtual nook by comedian extraordinaire Vanessa Bayer who graces them with astounding impressions of the Salt Lake gals and powerful detailed insights.    Also...   Casey has been humbled by the moving response to Spongies devastating passing and she and Danielle read moving letters from listeners detailing the deaths of their beloved Beta fish - proving there are others out there hurting and showing Casey not everyone is as unfeeling as her co-host. 

Mommy Dearests (w/ Vanessa Bayer)

Bitch Sesh will be back on Friday but much more importantly, Casey and Danielle urge you to listen to this powerful episode of their dear friends Kulap Vilaysack and SuChin Pak's podcast, ADD TO CART:    "Feeling emotional, raw, and angry in the wake of the Atlanta shootings, SuChin and Kulap felt an urgency to share their unfiltered thoughts. Six of the 8 people that were murdered in Atlanta on March 16th were Asian women. This special episode delves into how centuries of anti-Asian rhetoric and laws, sexualization of Asian women, and white supremacy have impacted them, their families, and our society. Plus, how we can all start to educate, advocate, and activate to dismantle this harmful system." 

BONUS EPISODE: ADD TO CART

What else is there to say but THE ANDY COHEN is our guest/boyfriend/daddy/savior/god today and he always gives Danielle and Casey the goods. They cover D'andra and Mama Dee, the mystery of Marlo's peach, Bolo Fest 2020, whether Erica Jayne will actually reveal deets this season and SOOOO much more. Plus, they talk Andy's new show "For Real: The Story of Reality TV" which is as amazing and fascinating as you want it to be.   Dreams come true, we've got Andy for you and for that we say "you're welcome" 

ANDY COHEN

Casey and Danielle are joined by lovely human and Housewives historian, Jarett Wieselman, who guested one year ago to the day, in the before times. Jarett was with Casey and Danielle when they heard the news that stars ARE just like us and that Tom Hanks had COVID - the night before the world fell apart. So it only felt right to have Jarett back to discuss the Housewives lives that are falling apart. Of which there are many! Casey shares a recent devastating loss from which she will never recover and Danielle attempts empathy for her- but fails miserably. The three talk Dallas, Atlanta, Jersey and Salt Lake Reunion Part 3...mainly about when Mary tried to eat fake snow. Upsetting stuff.

Never Before Scene (w/ Jarett Wieselman)

Casey and Danielle are off this week but here’s a lil blast from the past. Enjoy the episode in which June Diane Raphael coined the phrase that became our life mantra: “Not Gonna Take That On.” With special guest, king Brian Moylan. Enjoy! See you next week!

Throwback Ep (w/ June Diane Raphael, Brian Moylan)

Casey and Danielle were scheduled to be off this week. But much like any news reporter worth her salt, the girls knew an episode like this weeks Atlanta Dungeon Party comes around but once in a lifetime. They are joined by fashion maven, host and writer Nneya Richards who is equally as thrilled and titillated by this legendary, iconic episode of TV. Thank you to the cast members and friends of Real Housewives of Atlanta for raising the bar and showing other casts what THEY NOW MUST DO OR ELSE DON'T APPEAR ON MY TV PLEASE AND THANK YOU. And a very special thank you to Bolo and his Bolo.

BREAKING NEWS: BOLO. (w/ Nneya Richards)

Your love tanks will all be filled by this PRE VALENTINES DAY crossover SISTER WIVES/HOUSEWIVES episode fuckfest. To open, Casey sits down for a heart to heart with legends June Diane Raphael and Elizabeth Laime, all about Cody and the gals. They deep dive into the plural marriage of our dreams and our nightmares. No stone is left unturned and no Brown is left unmentioned. Mainly they worry Cody’s dream of a compound on Coyote Pass may never come to... pass.   And then Danielle and Matt McConkey dive into part one of the RHSLC reunion where Mary is finally out of her closet and reunited with the rest of the cast, and then they turn to Dallas to talk crickets and pizzas and shamens oh my. Plus we get an update about her journey to "SHIRT" from Deanna Cheng. 

RHSLC: Reunion Part 1 (w/ June Diane Raphael, Elizabeth Laime, Matt McConkey, Denna Cheng)

This week it’s a family affair. Casey and Danielle are joined by Danielle’s “aunt” Ronna Glickman (aka Jessica Chaffin) who has some veryyyyyyyy pointed opinions about Erica Jayne’s “look here look there” racy Instagram posts, Drews husband Ralph and Mary M. Cosby’s “tray.” The girls are also joined by the lovely Deanna Cheng who has a question for the ages. One we request listener help in answering.   Get tickets now for Casey and Danielle's upcoming: BITCH SESH LIVE POST VALENTINES LOVE FEST! Feb 18th 530/830 EST With special guest Danny Peligrino And pop in’s from angels Jerry O’Connell, SuChin Pak and Kulap Vilaysack.   Tickets on sale at: Onlocationlive.com

Chilly Reception (w/ Ronna Glickman)

Danielle talks with her friend, actor, writer, producer and director Lennon Parham about success, failure and facing your fears. She gives Danielle the best advice she's ever received about trying new things and it honestly changes her life and will change yours too.

BONUS: Lennon Parham Will Change Your Life

Casey and Danielle are off this week, but as a special treat they're re-releasing a favorite episode from archives, The Typsying Point! 

Re-release from the archives! Episode 23: "The Typsying Point"

After the high of the inauguration Casey and Danielle go low in the garbage with the honorable TV critic and Senior Writer for TV Guide Magazine Damian Holbrook to talk about the low rent trip to Vegas on SLC and the coming storm that is Cynthia Bailey's bachelorette party. Plus they welcome Casey's sister-in-law (and tv connoisseur) Shira Caspe to do a "critic-off with Damian" of the most garbag-ey television we should all be watching right now to get us through the pandemic!!!   Also Casey gives some hot-tips that may save your life, or just make your bathtime less... electric. 

All Bets Are Off (w/ Damian Holbrook)

Casey and Danielle are joined by the gorgeous and charming actor and pal Paul James who has insights that take the girls breath away. Namely about Mary M. Cosby. Danielle shares why she's feeling so unbelievably horny and how unbothered she is by a dead spirit living in her new home. The two seem related. They talk Salt Lake, Atlanta and Dallas. Speaking of Dallas: Kameron is a star and we won't hear otherwise!!! Enjoy and stay safe.

In Hot Water (w/ Paul James)

Casey Wilson and Danielle Schneider (Hotwives Of Las Vegas) LOVE the Real Housewives on Bravo, and they're sharing that excitement with you on Bitch Sesh! Listen in to hear the ladies dish on the season's wildest moments, answer to all your burning Housewives questions, drink Housewives-branded wine, and bring on some super special guests. Don't be tardy to the party!

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Bitch Sesh: A Real Housewives Breakdown

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