We're back! Oh how we have missed you all! After a brief hiatus, the releases are back and the backlog is loaded with guests and tons of extra treats to look forward to. On this one, we are joined by Austin and Honesty's neighbor, Matt! He comes on to show off his cookies and his Schwinn, and the crew is impressed with both. This man got that real real. Plus lots of other nonsense and stories about injuring ourselves! This one starts out hot and only increases in heat as we go, so strap in! We cover just about every way humanly possible to hurt yourself with sports, and basically do the audio version of an episode of Scarred for the first chunk. Then Honesty convinces us to get to our video segment and of course, her tiktoks take the cake! ON TOP OF THAT, we have a special vid included, featuring our guest and a conspiracy that gets Wes all riled up. Listen in as he tries to convince us all that the moon landing totally did happen.  Finally, the back third of the show gets a bit raunchy and horny... seems to be a trend lately. Get us drunk and tired enough and the tits and dicks start flyin'! Wes brings us a new game with a twist on Google Battle from previous episodes, and we get derailed literally, every. single. question. Stick around for the most ridiculous "shit myself" story you have ever heard that also includes a broken arm, and the end... Where we argue about how to properly measure your own dick at home. Bottom side is for flattering. All of this and much more,  only on BSFTB!  Thank you for listening and please don't forget to rate and review us on iTunes or wherever else you find us. Do it, or we will hire men in horse costumes to show up to your job and neigh at you through the windows.  Please consider Donating to the show at PayPal it helps us keep doing whatever it is we're doing here! We also have a Venmo (@blueskiespod) and a Cash app account ($blueskiespod) if you prefer using those! FOLLOW US Our home base - PodBean - blueskiesfromthebasement.podbean.com YouTube - BlueSkiesfromtheBasement Twitter - @blueskiespod FB - Blue Skies from the Basement Insta - @blueskiespod Follow Austin and now the full SHOW on Twitch @ twitch.tv/bananacultleader THE SHOW IS LIVE ON TWITCH, EVERY SATURDAY (unless otherwise noted) SUB TO THE TWITCH, AND JOIN THE DISCORD FOR STREAM ANNOUNCEMENTS!  Email us to join the banana cult - blueskiespodcast@gmail.com Leave us a voicemail and have it played on the show - 614-600-2056 Hop on the Discord and join the conversation! - https://discord.gg/fKtFYpw Special thanks to everyone in our Discord server and the community over in Slack! Check out our SoundCloud where Wes has been experimenting with samples and Austin has a freestyle - https://soundcloud.com/user-241247125 and Instagram  @bananacultleader Honesty @honestyisaliar Wes @savagedad_wes  FIND Honesty on TikTok @ www.tiktok.com/@honestyisaliar for some amazing vocal work AND GET YOUR BSFTB MERCH NOW @ TEEPUBLIC  and as always,  don't mind me... I'm a tourist!

Blue Skies from the Basement

Sick Schwinn ft. Matt

We're back! With a Friday release? Shit's been weird y'all and we get into it a little on the show. It's been such a trip doing this so far, and we talk about how adult life, parenting, work, and our own mental struggles have made this one hell of a rollercoaster ride! But never worry, the Blue Skies will always be back to deliver your much needed dose of positivity and potassium!  Returning guest, and friend who hasn't seen any of the shows or movies we love, Kaitlyn, joins us and continues to shock and surprise with even more classics she famously hasn't seen either! Honesty joins us in spirit and soundboard form to remind us where all the butt stuff is, and that we should be talking about it more. We get into a huge TikTok section with the crew, plus a couple bonus vids! Lets just say one is cute and the other is racist as fuck. OH an they are both original vids from the boys, recorded by the bananas themselves! We cover a lot in this one, and Kaitlyn always brings out the deep topics and introspection in us, so here is a quick rundown of what to expect! Bo Burnham's new special (guess what? she hasn't seen it), SpongeBob and the woes of not having basic cable, astrology talk, Austin hunts for cougars, lines in comedy and being regular ass people online, we all say niche wrong (nitch vs nish vs neesh), "I want her to not like it", the notorious "Piss yourself right now!" debate resurfaces, more shit Kaitlyn hasn't seen (ROBOCOP?! COME ON!) fucked up teeth and innie nipples, our shared hatred of homework and love of Tom Holland, and then drunkenly talking about COVID and the misinformation around masks and vaccines! I TOLD YOU, this one is a doozy and thanks to Kaitlyn for bringing out the best in the boys on this episode! All of this, and much more, only on BSFTB!  Thank you for listening and please don't forget to rate and review us on iTunes or wherever else you find us. Do it, or we will put your knee caps on your elbows and visa versa. It will look real dumb and you prolly won't be able to walk.  Please consider Donating to the show at PayPal it helps us keep doing whatever it is we're doing here! We also have a Venmo (@blueskiespod) and a Cash app account ($blueskiespod) if you prefer using those! FOLLOW US Our home base - PodBean - blueskiesfromthebasement.podbean.com YouTube - BlueSkiesfromtheBasement Twitter - @blueskiespod FB - Blue Skies from the Basement Insta - @blueskiespod Follow Austin and now the full SHOW on Twitch @ twitch.tv/bananacultleader THE SHOW IS LIVE ON TWITCH, EVERY SATURDAY (unless otherwise noted) SUB TO THE TWITCH, AND JOIN THE DISCORD FOR STREAM ANNOUNCEMENTS!  Email us to join the banana cult - blueskiespodcast@gmail.com Leave us a voicemail and have it played on the show - 614-600-2056 Hop on the Discord and join the conversation! - https://discord.gg/fKtFYpw Special thanks to everyone in our Discord server and the community over in Slack! Check out our SoundCloud where Wes has been experimenting with samples and Austin has a freestyle - https://soundcloud.com/user-241247125 and Instagram  @bananacultleader Honesty @honestyisaliar Wes @savagedad_wes  FIND Honesty on TikTok @ www.tiktok.com/@honestyisaliar for some amazing vocal work AND GET YOUR BSFTB MERCH NOW @ TEEPUBLIC  and as always,  don't mind me... I'm a tourist!

It Better Be Raw ft. Kaitlyn

We're back! Back again with the Backyardigans (I don't know where this trend started, but I'm not complainin') and comin' in with a classic just the crew episode. Don't worry though, we have guest episodes in the chamber with some returning favorites! This one starts weird, goes nerdy, and then ends with Austin almost passing out from pain and laughter. He may have busted his ribs skating with Wes, and now the crew is using him like a comedy voodoo doll.  First up, Wes dives deep and explains the history of magic and the current state of the modern magic industry. I know, super nerdy. Later on we even watch some performances for live explanations of how they are done! Then Austin and Honesty tag team us with a story about how Austin misinterpreted texts from her. Lets just say there is some singing in this episode featuring our favorite alien conspiracy theorist. Then we get the story of how the ribs got busted as we head into our TikTok Section! This one is full of dad toks, fart jokes, and that backyaridgans trend from earlier! Finally, we get a bit nostalgic and remember old books we loved as kids. Except for Austin, cus he doesn't read. We get flat with Flat Stanley, and remember how legitimately scary some of the old Scooby Doo movies were (looking at you Zombie Island). Friends pop up in the live chat and get us talking about cuticles and other body parts. Like taints, for example. We explore why it is that most men enjoy their various smells, and then we tell Wes he needs to shower more.. like god damn.  All of this, and much more, only on BSFTB!  Thank you for listening and please don't forget to rate and review us on iTunes or wherever else you find us. Do it, or we will put all of your socks into a hot air balloon and smile as they drift away.  Please consider Donating to the show at PayPal it helps us keep doing whatever it is we're doing here! We also have a Venmo (@blueskiespod) and a Cash app account ($blueskiespod) if you prefer using those! FOLLOW US Our home base - PodBean - blueskiesfromthebasement.podbean.com YouTube - BlueSkiesfromtheBasement Twitter - @blueskiespod FB - Blue Skies from the Basement Insta - @blueskiespod Follow Austin and now the full SHOW on Twitch @ twitch.tv/bananacultleader THE SHOW IS LIVE ON TWITCH, EVERY SATURDAY (unless otherwise noted) SUB TO THE TWITCH, AND JOIN THE DISCORD FOR STREAM ANNOUNCEMENTS! GO CHECK OUT OUR PLAYTHROUGH OF IT TAKES TWO! Email us to join the banana cult - blueskiespodcast@gmail.com Leave us a voicemail and have it played on the show - 614-600-2056 Hop on the Discord and join the conversation! - https://discord.gg/fKtFYpw Special thanks to everyone in our Discord server and the community over in Slack! Check out our SoundCloud where Wes has been experimenting with samples and Austin has a freestyle - https://soundcloud.com/user-241247125 and Instagram  @bananacultleader Honesty @honestyisaliar Wes @savagedad_wes  FIND Honesty on TikTok @ www.tiktok.com/@honestyisaliar for some amazing vocal work AND GET YOUR BSFTB MERCH NOW @ TEEPUBLIC  and as always,  don't mind me... I'm a tourist!

BrokeRib Mountain

We're back! (bonus release) The BananaCult went camping and had a weekend off with the boys featuring Kyle Fleer ($5 Worth of Guilt) and Cody (Dad, Daddy, Dadder). It's somehow more homoerotic than it sounds and we do it all just for you, baby. Wink wink... Too creepy? I'll stop.  In the middle of nowhere, Kentucky, the boys sit down at a picnic table on a beach, at the top of a mountain. Yeah, a mountain beach in good ol' 'Tucky. We catch up with Kyle and Cody since the last time we all talked. Kyle tells us about being a dry biologist vs. being a wet biologist, and Cody teaches us how to feed 9 chickens. Meanwhile, more beers are cracked, Austin hates Wes's IPA, and the sand finds its way into the taint of our taints. Ever wonder if people are also loud jackasses out in nature? We have great news! THEY ARE! We catch the listeners up on our adventures on the mountain beach, and the elephant in the room (more like lifted truck in the room) makes itself known on mic! Our neighbors had one of them "this truck has nuts on it" pickups and drove the boys crazy over the weekend. But we move past that quickly and make some friends with our other camp neighbors and some friendly faces out walking on the trail. So kick back, crack a cold one (if you are legally allowed to that is), and relax with the BananaCult out in the wilderness! PSSSSSSSST this is a bonus ep, NEW regular episode out tomorrow!  All of this, and much more, only on BSFTB!  Thank you for listening and please don't forget to rate and review us on iTunes or wherever else you find us. Do it, or we will idle our ridiculously loud pickup truck at 4am every damn day Please consider Donating to the show at PayPal it helps us keep doing whatever it is we're doing here! We also have a Venmo (@blueskiespod) and a Cash app account ($blueskiespod) if you prefer using those! FOLLOW US Our home base - PodBean - blueskiesfromthebasement.podbean.com YouTube - BlueSkiesfromtheBasement Twitter - @blueskiespod FB - Blue Skies from the Basement Insta - @blueskiespod Follow Austin and now the full SHOW on Twitch @ twitch.tv/bananacultleader THE SHOW IS LIVE ON TWITCH, EVERY SATURDAY (unless otherwise noted) SUB TO THE TWITCH, AND JOIN THE DISCORD FOR STREAM ANNOUNCEMENTS! GO CHECK OUT OUR PLAYTHROUGH OF IT TAKES TWO! Email us to join the banana cult - blueskiespodcast@gmail.com Leave us a voicemail and have it played on the show - 614-600-2056 Hop on the Discord and join the conversation! - https://discord.gg/fKtFYpw Special thanks to everyone in our Discord server and the community over in Slack! Check out our SoundCloud where Wes has been experimenting with samples and Austin has a freestyle - https://soundcloud.com/user-241247125 and Instagram  @bananacultleader Honesty @honestyisaliar Wes @savagedad_wes  FIND Honesty on TikTok @ www.tiktok.com/@honestyisaliar for some amazing vocal work AND GET YOUR BSFTB MERCH NOW @ TEEPUBLIC  and as always,  don't mind me... I'm a tourist!  

Bonus Ep - Blue Skies from the Outdoors ft. Kyle Fleer and Cody

We're back! Ooowee are we glad to be back, and with a special guest! Now that the crew is fully vaccinated, Kaitlyn joins us about 30 minutes in and we have so much fun that, we record one of our longest episodes yet! You may know Kate from Wes calling her the wrong name for years now. Or as the lovely person who donated to the show when we needed new mics! OH and she got us both banana shirts so like... are you really a fan of us? She's making you look bad right now. Even brought gifts this time too, get yer shit together...  Austin and Wes open up the show with some butt stuff, and talk about how annoying doorstopper springs are. Wondering how those two topics are related? Don't worry, we'll tell ya. After catching some carpet crawlies, Austin tells about some sappy dad shit, and Wes dashes his hopes immediately with promises of stress and mess. Then we catch up on our weeks and Austin shares the story of his kayaking trip with Kate and the crew, now infamous Drunk Amy, and how the boys received a sunblock creampie while out there!  Once Kate arrives to the show, we honestly cover so much I can't write it all out here, so I'll attempt to condense it now.... Chicks with "compass" tattoos How to spot a cuck in the wild Death snails and Kaitlyn's dislike of anything "horror" Star Wars sucks but also is good Austin dies on a fast food hill Wes reveals his reddit account TIKTOK Corner of course Velveeta vs Spaghetti-o's (only one has a world famous chef behind the brand) and we laugh our asses off at Austin's irrational porta-potty fears!  Shoutsout to Bros Brews and Reviews, ENYA, and Mrs. Rutger Thank you for listening and please don't forget to rate and review us on iTunes. Do it, or we will make you spend a day with Drunk Amy Please consider Donating to the show at PayPal it helps us keep doing whatever it is we're doing here! We also have a Venmo (@blueskiespod) and a Cash app account ($blueskiespod) if you prefer using those! FOLLOW US Our home base - PodBean - blueskiesfromthebasement.podbean.com YouTube - BlueSkiesfromtheBasement Twitter - @blueskiespod FB - Blue Skies from the Basement Insta - @blueskiespod Follow Austin and now the full SHOW on Twitch @ twitch.tv/bananacultleader THE SHOW IS LIVE ON TWITCH, EVERY SATURDAY (unless otherwise noted) SUB TO THE TWITCH, AND JOIN THE DISCORD FOR STREAM ANNOUNCEMENTS! GO CHECK OUT OUR PLAYTHROUGH OF IT TAKES TWO! Email us to join the banana cult - blueskiespodcast@gmail.com Leave us a voicemail and have it played on the show - 614-600-2056 Hop on the Discord and join the conversation! - https://discord.gg/fKtFYpw Special thanks to everyone in our Discord server and the community over in Slack! Check out our SoundCloud where Wes has been experimenting with samples and Austin has a freestyle - https://soundcloud.com/user-241247125 and Instagram  @bananacultleader Honesty @honestyisaliar Wes @savagedad_wes  FIND Honesty on TikTok @ www.tiktok.com/@honestyisaliar for some amazing vocal work AND GET YOUR BSFTB MERCH NOW @ TEEPUBLIC  and as always,  don't mind me... I'm a tourist!

Surprise Bidet/Drunk Amy ft. Kaitlyn

How deep really, is balls deep?  (Special Guest Episode next week!) Thank you for listening and please don't forget to rate and review us on iTunes. Do it, or we will give you a siracha enema. Please consider Donating to the show at PayPal it helps us keep doing whatever it is we're doing here! We also have a Venmo (@blueskiespod) and a Cash app account ($blueskiespod) if you prefer using those! FOLLOW US Our home base - PodBean - blueskiesfromthebasement.podbean.com YouTube - BlueSkiesfromtheBasement Twitter - @blueskiespod FB - Blue Skies from the Basement Insta - @blueskiespod Follow Austin and now the full SHOW on Twitch @ twitch.tv/bananacultleader THE POD IS NOW LIVE ON TWITCH, EVERY SATURDAY (unless otherwise noted) SUB TO THE TWITCH, AND JOIN THE DISCORD FOR STREAM ANNOUNCEMENTS! GO CHECK OUT OUR PLAYTHROUGH OF IT TAKES TWO! Email us to join the banana cult - blueskiespodcast@gmail.com Leave us a voicemail and have it played on the show - 614-600-2056 Hop on the Discord and join the conversation! - https://discord.gg/fKtFYpw Special thanks to everyone in our Discord server and the community over in Slack! Check out our SoundCloud where Wes has been experimenting with samples and Austin has a freestyle - https://soundcloud.com/user-241247125 and Instagram  @bananacultleader Honesty @honestyisaliar Wes @savagedad_wes  FIND Honesty on TikTok @ www.tiktok.com/@honestyisaliar for some amazing vocal work AND GET YOUR BSFTB MERCH NOW @ TEEPUBLIC - Cloth masks available NOW and as always,  don't mind me... I'm a tourist!

Plus the Balls

We're back! OooWeeee! Despite some technical issues, a couple mics dying on us (RIP) and a week from hell, the crew is back at it, and holy poop does it feel good! Join us, as Austin almost forgets to record the show again, Wes restrains himself from strangling him, and Honesty tries to keep us on the rails as we get one more drink deep into the hole! This all proves, that no matter what happens, the Blue Skies will always return. We start off with our fan base and Honesty giving us shit about not uploading enough, and then we learn what "the finisher" does... he "finishes"... and Wes can't stop thinking about Mortal Kombat. Then we get into Austin's new buddy, and how he got his ass handed to him in some COD (why not BASS?) Also, do you share a Spotify account with someone? If so, do you ever check out what they listen to? Do you like it? Let us know! Next up we find out that Wes and Honesty live everyday like its 420... and then we get baked and go to the Zoo! TikTok corner happens, and man is it packed full this time! We've got clapped out Hondas, Jokes that Wes doesn't get, people smelling their own farts, and a baby who forgets he was upset mid wailing. We reminisce about the past as we go through these, and Austin tells us about a thorn bush he couldn't quite jump over and Wes tells us about a traffic cone that entered him! OH, and we play a game! Wes tests Honesty and Austin's knowledge of random facts, as we see who can win at Which of the Following! Basically, one of these four is fake, can you spot the false fact? Play along with us in our Discord using the custom bot we have there!  There is so much in this episode, I really struggled writing a description. So I mean this a lil more than usual... ALL OF THIS AND MORE, only on BSFTB! Slight note on the audio here... Honesty is mic-less, but we all decided we neeeeed her on the show! So despite the no mic, we did our best to boost her volume and let her be heard on this episode! Sorry for any weird sounds and glitches that happen because of this, we have new mics on the way already! And a super special THANK YOU to Kate for helping us get the new equipment and supporting the show, you da best and we love you!  Thank you for listening and please don't forget to rate and review us on iTunes. Do it, or we will kick your ass and then hand it to you in CoD.  Please consider Donating to the show at PayPal it helps us keep doing whatever it is we're doing here! We also have a Venmo (@blueskiespod) and a Cash app account ($blueskiespod) if you prefer using those! FOLLOW US Our home base - PodBean - blueskiesfromthebasement.podbean.com YouTube - BlueSkiesfromtheBasement Twitter - @blueskiespod FB - Blue Skies from the Basement Insta - @blueskiespod Follow Austin and now the full SHOW on Twitch @ twitch.tv/bananacultleader THE POD IS NOW LIVE ON TWITCH, EVERY SATURDAY (unless otherwise noted) SUB TO THE TWITCH, AND JOIN THE DISCORD FOR STREAM ANNOUNCEMENTS! GO CHECK OUT OUR PLAYTHROUGH OF IT TAKES TWO! Email us to join the banana cult - blueskiespodcast@gmail.com Leave us a voicemail and have it played on the show - 614-600-2056 Hop on the Discord and join the conversation! - https://discord.gg/fKtFYpw Special thanks to everyone in our Discord server and the community over in Slack! Check out our SoundCloud where Wes has been experimenting with samples and Austin has a freestyle - https://soundcloud.com/user-241247125 and Instagram  @bananacultleader Honesty @honestyisaliar Wes @savagedad_wes  FIND Honesty on TikTok @ www.tiktok.com/@honestyisaliar for some amazing vocal work AND GET YOUR BSFTB MERCH NOW @ TEEPUBLIC - Cloth masks available NOW and as always,  don't mind me... I'm a tourist!

Sausage Jesus

We're back! Now hold your tongue (YOUR tongue, don't touch other people's tongue without consent) and say "I was born on a pirate ship". Weren't we all? Anyway, the crew is back at it with release from the vault! This one was recorded mid February of this year. Don't you worry, this one is all goof no news, so the date doesn't matter. You could be an alien in the year 3069 and this would still apply DIRECTLY to your daily life. Bit spooky, innit? The gang gets right into it and we introduce ourselves to the AA meeting, fight about whether or not a beanie is a hat, and WHAT EXACTLY IS A SQUARE?? Turns out, "square" just means all right angles, it doesn't have to have equal sides... So tell your mom you learned something new from a podcast today. Austin and Honesty butt heads over a joke, while a burglar scratches his head at all the open cabinets. Ghost robber must've been here already... We hop all over the place in this one, so let me just run through some of the topics rapid fire style... Honesty flexes her soopa white DNA on us, Austin tells us about a woman whose water DID NOT BREAK and has family/doctors feel her cum pants(ew so gross, stick around for this one ahaha), Wes tells us about alien dildo fetishes and an inappropriate foreign children's show, how getting STD results back is terrifying, the origins of that Piña colada song, TIKTOK CORNER, and finally... We have a deep and simultaneously goofy convo about niche cultures in the sexual community, and how much of it is appropriate to do in public and why! All of this and so much more, only on BSFTB! Thank you for listening and please don't forget to rate and review us on iTunes. Do it, or we will shrink all of your clothing... even the stuff you haven't bought yet.  Please consider Donating to the show at PayPal it helps us keep doing whatever it is we're doing here! We also have a Venmo (@blueskiespod) and a Cash app account ($blueskiespod) if you prefer using those! FOLLOW US Our home base - PodBean - blueskiesfromthebasement.podbean.com YouTube - BlueSkiesfromtheBasement Twitter - @blueskiespod FB - Blue Skies from the Basement Insta - @blueskiespod Follow Austin and now the full SHOW on Twitch @ twitch.tv/bananacultleader THE POD IS NOW LIVE ON TWITCH, EVERY SATURDAY (unless otherwise noted) SUB TO THE TWITCH, AND JOIN THE DISCORD FOR STREAM ANNOUNCEMENTS!  Email us to join the banana cult - blueskiespodcast@gmail.com Leave us a voicemail and have it played on the show - 614-600-2056 Hop on the Discord and join the conversation! - https://discord.gg/fKtFYpw Special thanks to everyone in our Discord server and the community over in Slack! Check out our SoundCloud where Wes has been experimenting with samples and Austin has a freestyle - https://soundcloud.com/user-241247125 and Instagram  @bananacultleader Honesty @honestyisaliar Wes @savagedad_wes  FIND Honesty on TikTok @ www.tiktok.com/@honestyisaliar for some amazing vocal work AND GET YOUR BSFTB MERCH NOW @ TEEPUBLIC - Cloth masks available NOW and as always,  don't mind me... I'm a tourist!

Penis Adjacent

We're back! Sorry for the late episode y'all, be on the lookout for an extra episode this week to make up for it! It feels great to be back (he says, knowing full well we are on a recording vacation currently) and in the studio with the crew! We catch up on our weeks as usual, do some reminiscing about breakup fights we watched from the balcony of Austin's old apartment, and we get right into two stories of an explosion that happened in town (praise Satan) and a drunk guy who was delivered to Austin and Honesty's doorstep by the police! Dude thought he was at home sweet home... OH! Wanna ruin your sleep? Google "secretly living in my house". Sweet dreams.  Next up, we talk about allergy season and recent struggles with random illness during the pandemic. This leads us to a little conversation about adjusting to the pandemic after a full  year, prepping for things to open back up, and getting used to going back out into the world with people. We quickly learned though, some people never stopped their old rude behaviors and are still blocking entire aisles at the store, and breathing down your neck in line.  Finally, the crew wonders if vaginas are infinite and Honesty has to let Wes down with the cold hard truth (they are). We get into our TikTok corner, with an Honesty heavy selection that has the whole crew cracking up. Plus, a couple of Wes and Crystal selections in there for a little off kilter insanity. This time around we watch some Cat Auditions and Spanish lessons, the best argument for aborting an 8 year old, and a real innovative way to use your tub as a pooping assistant. All of this, and much more.... Only on BSFTB!  Thank you for listening and please don't forget to rate and review us on iTunes. Do it, or we will replace your peanut butter with fake, nut free alternatives. It's worse than it sounds.  Please consider Donating to the show at PayPal it helps us keep doing whatever it is we're doing here! We also have a Venmo (@blueskiespod) and a Cash app account ($blueskiespod) if you prefer using those! FOLLOW US Our home base - PodBean - blueskiesfromthebasement.podbean.com YouTube - BlueSkiesfromtheBasement Twitter - @blueskiespod FB - Blue Skies from the Basement Insta - @blueskiespod Follow Austin and now the full SHOW on Twitch @ twitch.tv/bananacultleader THE POD IS NOW LIVE ON TWITCH, EVERY SATURDAY (unless otherwise noted) SUB TO THE TWITCH, AND JOIN THE DISCORD FOR STREAM ANNOUNCEMENTS!  Email us to join the banana cult - blueskiespodcast@gmail.com Leave us a voicemail and have it played on the show - 614-600-2056 Hop on the Discord and join the conversation! - https://discord.gg/fKtFYpw Special thanks to everyone in our Discord server and the community over in Slack! Check out our SoundCloud where Wes has been experimenting with samples and Austin has a freestyle - https://soundcloud.com/user-241247125 and Instagram  @bananacultleader Honesty @honestyisaliar Wes @savagedad_wes  FIND Honesty on TikTok @ www.tiktok.com/@honestyisaliar for some amazing vocal work AND GET YOUR BSFTB MERCH NOW @ TEEPUBLIC - Cloth masks available NOW and as always,  don't mind me... I'm a tourist!

Wet Nap

We're back! This one has all the classics and some bound to be new favorite segments, along with some "learning what not to do" on the fly. So strap in, and unpeel this banana with us. We get into everything from pandemic woes as parents with jobs and needs, Honesty getting padded up for rollerblading finally, and a brand new game for the crew to compete in and test their dirty dirty internet knowledge! We first get haunted by the recurring and soon to be guest, Podcast Ghost.. and then we talk about the up's and down's of being an elevator operator with Austin (insert dad joke rimshot sound effect here). Afterwards, we convince him to read some freakin' books and then we dive into one of our more varied TikTok sections! Listen with us, as we experience our own funerals, and watch a dude regurgitate a hot dog onto a bun. Blergh. Last up, we start to play our own Ohio version of the Florida Man game.... but quickly realize that there is a good reason that people don't use other states for this game. They got some wild reporting laws that make it way more whimsical and way less "shoot-y and murder-y" as the other states. So instead, we play another new game that Wes has brought as backup to lighten the mood! Google Battle! Guess along with the gang, and test your naughty net knowledge, to decide which of these search terms has more hits. Boats vs Cars, Eggs vs Bacon, Golden showers vs Fart porn, and many more! This one goes all over the place, and ends with Wes confused with his interest in the "pony play" community...  All of this and much more, only on BSFTB!  Thank you for listening and please don't forget to rate and review us on iTunes. Do it, or we will make you a balloon animal, and then laugh at you when it pops...  Please consider Donating to the show at PayPal it helps us keep doing whatever it is we're doing here! We also have a Venmo (@blueskiespod) and a Cash app account ($blueskiespod) if you prefer using those! FOLLOW US Our home base - PodBean - blueskiesfromthebasement.podbean.com YouTube - BlueSkiesfromtheBasement Twitter - @blueskiespod FB - Blue Skies from the Basement Insta - @blueskiespod Follow Austin and now the full SHOW on Twitch @ twitch.tv/bananacultleader SUBSCRIBE TO BE READY FOR THE APRIL 3rd, CHARITY LIVESTREAM  THE POD IS NOW LIVE ON TWITCH, EVERY SATURDAY (unless otherwise noted) SUB TO THE TWITCH, AND JOIN THE DISCORD FOR STREAM ANNOUNCEMENTS!  Email us to join the banana cult - blueskiespodcast@gmail.com Leave us a voicemail and have it played on the show - 614-600-2056 Hop on the Discord and join the conversation! - https://discord.gg/fKtFYpw Special thanks to everyone in our Discord server and the community over in Slack! Check out our SoundCloud where Wes has been experimenting with samples and Austin has a freestyle - https://soundcloud.com/user-241247125 and Instagram  @blueskiesguy1 Honesty @honestyisaliar Wes @savagedad_wes  FIND Honesty on TikTok @ www.tiktok.com/@honestyisaliar for some amazing vocal work AND GET YOUR BSFTB MERCH NOW @ TEEPUBLIC - Cloth masks available NOW and as always,  don't mind me... I'm a tourist!

Butt Spiders

We're back! This one is a certified fresh banana, perfectly ripe for eating. This episode was recorded just last weekend if you are listening to this the day it released! I meant it when I said we were getting back on schedule damn it. This, and our back catalog of unreleased eps are being edited and pushed out for release the next few weeks, so bunches and bunches of bananas coming your way! First up, the crew refuses to let you have your binky, you've become too attached to it... and honestly, it's kinda lame you keep sucking that dry nipple and getting nothin' out of it. Speaking of chests, do y'all grow nipple hair? What about chest beards? Walk down this unhappy trail with us and get tangled in the mess of overgrown body hair in the wrong places!  We catch up on our weeks of course, talk about how COVID masks are this generations tumbleweeds, and how washed it is to put presidential stickers on your vehicle. Shit looks weird 4 years later when the guy isn't even in office anymore! Tiktoks come at us with an off kilter energy, and we have a selection of clips provided  from the crew. With inspirational Gary Vee posts from Austin, Wes's wife's weird sense of humor, and Honesty has a very special, non tiktok, porn intro that... lets just say, keep your hands off my lemons ya lemon stealing whore. Finally, we wrap up the show with a true menagerie of madness. From saying words the wrong way on purpose while you get your Starbies, to the fact that none of us have seen Brokeback Mountain even though we all reference it. It's a real blessing in the skies as the crew talks to the live chat, wonders if Beyonce is more goated than MJ, and Austin spreads and 'splains his way through his foray back onto SnapChat! It's a real classic fit episode, with topics all over the place and we even revisit a few classics! We get to the bottom of the Too Tall Toilet people from our first ever episode as Honesty finally tells her side of it, and we can't ever drop the story about Wax catchin' his own poops! Like... wtf man?  All of this and much more, only on BSFTB!  Thank you for listening and please don't forget to rate and review us on iTunes. Do it, or we will make you forget how to tie your shoes, and then you will have to wear old people velcro sneakers. Please consider Donating to the show at PayPal it helps us keep doing whatever it is we're doing here! We also have a Venmo (@blueskiespod) and a Cash app account ($blueskiespod) if you prefer using those! FOLLOW US Our home base - PodBean - blueskiesfromthebasement.podbean.com YouTube - BlueSkiesfromtheBasement Twitter - @blueskiespod FB - Blue Skies from the Basement Insta - @blueskiespod Follow Austin and now the full SHOW on Twitch @ twitch.tv/bananacultleader SUBSCRIBE TO BE READY FOR THE APRIL 3rd, CHARITY LIVESTREAM  THE POD IS NOW LIVE ON TWITCH, EVERY SATURDAY (unless otherwise noted) SUB TO THE TWITCH, AND JOIN THE DISCORD FOR STREAM ANNOUNCEMENTS!  Email us to join the banana cult - blueskiespodcast@gmail.com Leave us a voicemail and have it played on the show - 614-600-2056 Hop on the Discord and join the conversation! - https://discord.gg/fKtFYpw Special thanks to everyone in our Discord server and the community over in Slack! Check out our SoundCloud where Wes has been experimenting with samples and Austin has a freestyle - https://soundcloud.com/user-241247125 and Instagram  @blueskiesguy1 Honesty @honestyisaliar Wes @savagedad_wes  FIND Honesty on TikTok @ www.tiktok.com/@honestyisaliar for some amazing vocal work AND GET YOUR BSFTB MERCH NOW @ TEEPUBLIC - Cloth masks available NOW and as always,  don't mind me... I'm a tourist!

Unhappy Trail

We're back! As promised, and back on schedule! If you missed your weekly blue skies and your nightly banana sermons, then go get your robes out of the closet and dust em off, because the cult is back baby! Weekly releases on Thursdays and bonus eps coming so we can get back to current times with our backlog! Thanks for hanging in there while the banana crew slowly regathers our marbles heading into year two of the pandemic.. SO, first off, the gang starts it light (no, late.. we start it late) with some not so toxic masculinity and TikToks! This time around is loaded with Honesty's top tier selections. Wes's kids would really love this one butthole related tok we watch... listen to find out why, no spoilers here. We turn from TikToks, and around a slight but not too distant corner, to plan out our OnlyFans and online media empire. We sell bananas and our bodies now, want some? Gonna start mailing out old socks if that's your thing as well. HMU at the email below ahaha. (Is he serious? I don't know... YOU tell me, AM I?) Next up, Wes drinks coffee and beer at the same time, which is totally healthy, and Austin tells us about his senioritis at his job. Then we move onto a story we may be a bit late covering, but is endlessly interesting. The Wall street bets and RobinHood controversy continue, and the crew go over how weird it is that memes and TikTok vids are what are keeping us current with the news and culture these days. Finally, now that we are live streaming these episodes (Saturday at 10pm EST), we interact with chat a bit and get to know the fans a bit better! We answer small questions about the show, but the real party happens when chat asks the tough questions and we give the tougher answers! We meet a young conservative, cover race issues and the nuance of being 3 white people talking about black matters, and even cover a little about the history of policing, rape allegations, and how hard it is to talk to your family and friends about this type of thing. Hopefully by having these conversations, we can help each other understand others a little better, and make sense of why people with gross beliefs, believe what they do.  All of this and much more, only on BSFTB!  Thank you for listening and please don't forget to rate and review us on iTunes. Do it, or we will peel you like a banana from the bottom up. Please consider Donating to the show at PayPal it helps us keep doing whatever it is we're doing here! We also have a Venmo (@blueskiespod) and a Cash app account ($blueskiespod) if you prefer using those! FOLLOW US Our home base - PodBean - blueskiesfromthebasement.podbean.com YouTube - BlueSkiesfromtheBasement SUBSCRIBE TO SEE OUR NEW CAMERA SETUP AND VID CONTENT  Twitter - @blueskiespod FB - Blue Skies from the Basement Insta - @blueskiespod Email us to join the banana cult - blueskiespodcast@gmail.com Leave us a voicemail and have it played on the show - 614-600-2056 Hop on the Discord and join the conversation! - https://discord.gg/fKtFYpw Special thanks to everyone in our Discord server and the community over in Slack! Check out our SoundCloud where Wes has been experimenting with samples and Austin has a freestyle - https://soundcloud.com/user-241247125 Follow Austin and now the full SHOW on Twitch @ twitch.tv/bananacultleader NOW A TWITCH AFFILIATE, THANKS FOR THE LOVE AND SUPPORT! and Instagram  @blueskiesguy1 Honesty @honestyisaliar Wes @savagedad_wes  FIND Honesty on TikTok for some amazing vocal work AND GET YOUR BSFTB MERCH NOW @ TEEPUBLIC - Cloth masks available NOW THE POD IS NOW LIVE ON TWITCH, EVERY SATURDAY (unless otherwise noted) SUB TO THE TWITCH, AND JOIN THE DISCORD FOR STREAM ANNOUNCEMENTS!  and as always,  don't mind me... I'm a tourist!

OnlyBananas

We're back! Oh man am I glad to be putting this out finally! If you were wondering what was up with all the grey clouds, and where your blue skies have gone... Never fear! Coming in like Captain Hindsight, the superhero you never needed, we return with a look back at the best moments from the 2nd year of the show! Join the Blue Skies crew as we travel back in time through some of our favorite guest appearances, games, Austin's never ending burps, and Honesty's constant disappointment in the boys!  Starting from Zip Plop Swipe, where Austin uses a touchscreen with his penis... To Painted on Nipples, where Wes feeds his ass a bottle like its a baby... To Hundred Percent Honky, where the name says it all.. And ending with a huge bang on our scripted table reading of the Peaky Blinders spoof Wes wrote, Pecky Blenders! There is plenty of goodies, hidden easter eggs, music, and soundboard drops snuck in throughout! So kick back, relax, and enjoy the blue skies! Thank you all so much for sticking with us, listening and supporting, and helping us keep this crazy train goin! We love y'all!  All of this and much more, only on BSFTB!  Thank you for listening and please don't forget to rate and review us on iTunes. Do it, or we will peel you like a banana from the bottom up. Please consider Donating to the show at PayPal it helps us keep doing whatever it is we're doing here! We also have a Venmo (@blueskiespod) and a Cash app account ($blueskiespod) if you prefer using those! FOLLOW US Our home base - PodBean - blueskiesfromthebasement.podbean.com YouTube - BlueSkiesfromtheBasement SUBSCRIBE TO SEE OUR NEW CAMERA SETUP AND VID CONTENT  Twitter - @blueskiespod FB - Blue Skies from the Basement Insta - @blueskiespod Email us to join the banana cult - blueskiespodcast@gmail.com Leave us a voicemail and have it played on the show - 614-600-2056 Hop on the Discord and join the conversation! - https://discord.gg/fKtFYpw Special thanks to everyone in our Discord server and the community over in Slack! Check out our SoundCloud where Wes has been experimenting with samples and Austin has a freestyle - https://soundcloud.com/user-241247125 Follow Austin and now the full SHOW on Twitch @ twitch.tv/bananacultleader NOW A TWITCH AFFILIATE, THANKS FOR THE LOVE AND SUPPORT! and Instagram  @blueskiesguy1 Honesty @honestyisaliar Wes @savagedad_wes  FIND Honesty on TikTok for some amazing vocal work AND GET YOUR BSFTB MERCH NOW @ TEEPUBLIC - Cloth masks available NOW THE POD IS NOW LIVE ON TWITCH, EVERY SATURDAY (unless otherwise noted) SUB TO THE TWITCH, AND JOIN THE DISCORD FOR STREAM ANNOUNCEMENTS!  and as always,  don't mind me... I'm a tourist!

BananaParade2: Two Year Anniversary

We're back! Coming in with the first fresh release of the year, and the first of the new live shows we are doing! Come check us out on twitch.tv by following the BananaCultLeader for live chats, streams, gaming, and even chances to win merch from the show... Congrats and a big thanks to xSandycheeks10x for participating in our streams and being our first winner! Make sure to follow her as well, links below as usual! So now that we are live streaming, Austin and Wes get into the matters of the week... Like how Austin can't remember his week at all, and Wes completely mangled his beard. Tune in to the video episode to pay respects to the beardy boi that once was. We catch up on why we've been a bit behind with the show (Austin fried his PC) and then we get into the very dad and very nerdy hobbies that we loved kids, and are rediscovering as adults.. Such as paper airplanes, Rubik's cubes (and the documentaries about them), and the Pony play community. Don't ask me, ask Jeeves. Askjeeves.com.  The show takes its usual twists and turns from here and this is a long, alcohol fueled romp down many rabbit holes. Let me try to condense this down to a list of what was covered. Austin has one TikTok, and it hurts the soul in the best way We create the only good cult, and Wes immediately tries to corrupt it (stop talking to your family, it'll be fine I promise) FUCK TOAST Beef that travels time and kids who were born after 9/11 The difficulties of being in your 20's and married with children Chat asks us how we first met and how we want to continue to grow the show! Oh and the last 45 minutes somehow becomes about aliens and football... so HELL YEAH BROTHER, AMEN! ALL PRAISE BE TO THE PEELED POTASSIUM PACKAGE IN THE SKY!All of this and much more, only on BSFTB!  Thank you for listening and please don't forget to rate and review us on iTunes. Do it, or we will convince you that you have developed color blindness... and if you already have color blindness, we will convince you that you never did. You know what, I didn't really think this one through. I'll do better next time. Banana promise.  Please consider Donating to the show at PayPal it helps us keep doing whatever it is we're doing here! We also have a Venmo (@blueskiespod) and a Cash app account ($blueskiespod) if you prefer using those! FOLLOW US Our home base - PodBean - blueskiesfromthebasement.podbean.com YouTube - BlueSkiesfromtheBasement SUBSCRIBE TO SEE OUR NEW CAMERA SETUP AND VID CONTENT  Twitter - @blueskiespod FB - Blue Skies from the Basement Insta - @blueskiespod Email us to join the banana cult - blueskiespodcast@gmail.com Leave us a voicemail and have it played on the show - 614-600-2056 Hop on the Discord and join the conversation! - https://discord.gg/fKtFYpw Special thanks to everyone in our Discord server and the community over in Slack! Check out our SoundCloud where Wes has been experimenting with samples and Austin has a freestyle - https://soundcloud.com/user-241247125 Follow Austin and now the full SHOW on Twitch @ twitch.tv/bananacultleader NOW A TWITCH AFFILIATE, THANKS FOR THE LOVE AND SUPPORT! and Instagram  @blueskiesguy1 Honesty @honestyisaliar Wes @savagedad_wes  FIND Honesty on TikTok for some amazing vocal work AND GET YOUR BSFTB MERCH NOW @ TEEPUBLIC - Cloth masks available NOW THE POD IS NOW LIVE ON TWITCH, EVERY SATURDAY (unless otherwise noted) SUB TO THE TWITCH, AND JOIN THE DISCORD FOR STREAM ANNOUNCEMENTS!  and as always,  don't mind me... I'm a tourist!

BANANACULT2: Cult Harder

We're back! Oh, what do we have here? A surprise? This episode is the first of many unreleased episodes from the second full year of BSFTB! Starting with a drop from December of 2020, after the New Years special, Pecky Blenders.  So lets get into it, and see what the gang was thinking heading into 2021!  First up, the blue skies crew tries something a bit new, and Honesty intros the show for us! Changes to routine always come with new surprises, and the switch up instantly veers the conversation off topic into basic AF wall decor, Austin's distrust of tapestries, and how aliens are already among us bro.. you ever hear of tardigrades? Hit this bong and then google it bro, I swear.. Wes tells us a story about an old man raised in a witches coven, that turns out to just be about his grandma's rockin' tits... and Honesty raises a good question about the occult practices and those who use fringe beliefs to con desperate people.  Next up, we get into our classic segment, the TikTok Corner! This one is a real start and stopper, as the group can't help but examine and laugh at the tiny details of every one. This one is gonna be a bit controversial though, as we navigate some of the tougher and less talked about social issues/minority groups and go through yet another moment of Wes getting cancelled as a result of trying to understand both sides. Honesty sets us straight though, and we get back on track having these tough discussions, helping each other understand, and laughing at dumb dick jokes along the way! Oh and fair warning... the last 45 minutes or so may be too horny for some listeners. Make sure to put your headphones in rice after this one... cus this shit is dripping! Someone get a leash for Austin cus.. wowie! All of this and much more, only on BSFTB!  Thank you for listening and please don't forget to rate and review us on iTunes. Do it, or we will convince you that you have developed color blindness... and if you already have color blindness, we will convince you that you never did. You know what, I didn't really think this one through. I'll do better next time. Banana promise.  Please consider Donating to the show at PayPal it helps us keep doing whatever it is we're doing here! We also have a Venmo (@blueskiespod) and a Cash app account ($blueskiespod) if you prefer using those! FOLLOW US Our home base - PodBean - blueskiesfromthebasement.podbean.com YouTube - BlueSkiesfromtheBasement SUBSCRIBE TO SEE OUR NEW CAMERA SETUP AND VID CONTENT  Twitter - @blueskiespod FB - Blue Skies from the Basement Insta - @blueskiespod Email us to join the banana cult - blueskiespodcast@gmail.com Leave us a voicemail and have it played on the show - 614-600-2056 Hop on the Discord and join the conversation! - https://discord.gg/fKtFYpw Special thanks to everyone in our Discord server and the community over in Slack! Check out our SoundCloud where Wes has been experimenting with samples and Austin has a freestyle - https://soundcloud.com/user-241247125 Follow Austin on Twitch @ twitch.tv/bananacultleader NOW A TWITCH AFFILIATE, THANKS FOR THE LOVE AND SUPPORT! and Instagram  @blueskiesguy1 Honesty @honestyisaliar Wes @savagedad_wes  FIND Honesty on TikTok for some amazing vocal work AND GET YOUR BSFTB MERCH NOW @ TEEPUBLIC - Cloth masks available NOW THE POD IS NOW LIVE ON TWITCH, EVERY SATURDAY (unless otherwise noted) SUB TO THE TWITCH, AND JOIN THE DISCORD FOR STREAM ANNOUNCEMENTS!  and as always,  don't mind me... I'm a tourist!

Boujee Bedbugs

Do you want your news two weeks late and full of toilet humor? Do you yearn for a comedy podcast masquerading as a science and technology podcast? Do you ever think about the zombie apocalypse as... Sexy? Then you've come to the right place! Blue skies from the basement is hosted by best friends, and total tards, Austin and Wes! New episodes every two weeks!

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