Today we watch First Day of School and Driven to Tears. Maggie builds their case on why Patrick has really been evil this whole time. Shawn reminiscences on passing notes in school. 

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S1E16 - Roger's Illegal Orphanage U-turn

Episode Notes Please note that this is not an actual ASMR. We only titled the episode this way to trick the algorithm into giving us those nasty listeners. If you've gotten this far, feel free to join us as we muse over Life of Crime and The Inmates of Summer.

S1E15 - ASMR: SpongeBob Eats Your Chocolate Bar While You Watch

Episode Notes Unholy abomination or misunderstood tragedy? You decide! We're watching Frankendoodle and Doodle Dimension.

S1E14 - The Jellystache

Today, we watch Pizza Delivery and Krusty Dogs and realize that most stuff that's different is just stuff that's the same but in a different shape. You know?

S1E13 - The Sponge Authority

You wanna shit gold? Huh? You wanna shit some gold, bro? Join us as we watch Welcome to the Chum Bucket and Le Big Switch and get really mad at gold shitters.

S1E12 - The Ecstasy of Gold

We get into some heated arguments this week, mostly concerning precipitation. Hang out with us as we discuss the existentialism of Rock Bottom and Gone.

S1E11 - Underwater Rainfall

Today, we watch a lot of murders happen and get way more existential than we ever intended. Join us as we watch Bubble Buddy and Bubbletown.

S1E10 - We Are Bubble Buddy, Angel of Death

Join us as we watch Love That Squid and Krusty Love, and attempt to answer that question old as time: Does Mr. Krabs fuck? (ContraPoints' video on incels: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fD2briZ6fB0 )

S1E9 - Incel Squidward

Join us as we watch The Fry Cook Games and Krusty Krushers. This is a special episode in which we make a pivotal realization: Mr. Krabs kind of sucks?

S1E8 - Eugene Krabspants and Co.

Do you love your grandma? Today, we watch Grandma's Kisses and Grandpappy the Pirate.

S1E7 - Love Your Grandma

Don't act like you're not curious. Join us as we watch SB-129 and Atlantis Squarepantis and finally reveal the truth about fish aliens.

S1E6 - SpongeBob's Halftime Show Nip Slip

We ripped the mask from the monster, and it was capitalism all along! He would've gotten away with it, too, if it weren't for those meddling gays and their dumb podcast. Today, we watch Graveyard Shift and Curse of the Hex.

S1E5 - The Case of the Haunted Service Industry

Grab your old-timey fedora and comically oversized magnifying glass, because we're watching Patty Caper and Missing Identity.

S1E4 - Maggie's SpongeBob SquarePants Cinematic Universe

It's Christmas, bitches. Today, your favorite BFFs look at two Spongebob Christmas specials and accidentally alienate all of their Christian listeners.

S1E3 - Dad Bod Santa

We're back again! Join us this week as we watch Boating School and Nautical Novice and listen as we get angry over mansplaining. Question, comments, or concerns? Contact us at: joycorppresents@gmail.com

S1E2 - S.S. Mansplaining

Two best friends delve into the rise and fall of that infamous talking sponge. Join us biweekly as we compare one classic episode with one current episode and ask ourselves: What happened? Contact us at: joycorppresents@gmail.com

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