Theo, Andrew, and Ben go deep on: Amsterdam canal deaths, pissing yourself unconscious, Dutch cryptids, and one very special French horse. *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at mailbag@boontavista.com! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Merchandise: shop.boontavista.com/ Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

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EPISODE 210: White Women Hill

An in-depth (lol) discussion about the sexy and mysterious opah fish that washed up on the Oregon coast. Get this and all of our other bonus episodes at patreon.com/BoontaVista

BONUS PREVIEW: The Beautiful Touch Of A Piping Hot Fish

Did you hear the news? Brisbane got the 2032 Olympics! Because it's entirely topical now, here's a bonus episode Ben and Theo recorded back in January 2020 about how they really did not want Brisbane to get the 2032 Olympics. If you like these bonus episodes you can get 'em at patreon.com/BoontaVista. Cheeeers.

UNLOCKED BONUS EPISODE: Death Race 2032: Top Golf Arena

Andrew, Ben and Lucy are joined by the legendary B-Man from the nu-metal scholars at Take A Look Around to discuss the latest Poll Report. We also investigate the strangely supportive world of Retconned reality, and find what happens when you shift into another version of our world, but the only difference is the spelling of one kind of cheese. Find more of Al on the Take A Look Around podcast! All of their important links are here: https://linktr.ee/takealookaroundpod *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at mailbag@boontavista.com! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Merchandise: shop.boontavista.com/ Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

EPISODE 209: The Parmasean Dimension (Featuring Batesy from Take A Look Around)

Multi-instrumentalist, bon vivant and self-described "daddy of TikTok" Tom Cardy joins us to talk an abundance of bowling balls, a slew of escaped exotic animals, and transitioning away from Samurai films. *** Outro: Have You Checked Your Butthole - Tom Cardy *** You can find Tom's Instagram here: https://www.instagram.com/tomycardy You can find the The Feed special Cancelled right here: https://www.sbs.com.au/ondemand/watch/1900750915599 *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at mailbag@boontavista.com! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Merchandise: shop.boontavista.com/ Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

EPISODE 208: Catman Begins (Feat. Tom Cardy)

Come on guys, mussels are really, really cool. Get this and all of our other bonus episodes at patreon.com/BoontaVista

BONUS PREVIEW: Oscar The Grouch With Legs

A new life awaits you, in the online colonies. In this episode we take a look at the futuristic Earth 2, plus: Queensland cops abusing their powers and losing their guns, French winemakers getting really quite mad at Russia over champagne, and more of Theo Sees. *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at mailbag@boontavista.com! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Merchandise: shop.boontavista.com/ Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

EPISODE 207: A Crate Of Your Finest Bitch Juice

This week it's: A terrible Guardian article that's maybe about post-pandemic sex, a swan-based life-after-death experience, the debut of Theo Sees, and the amazing names of NASCAR.

EPISODE 206: Dr Mario, OB/GYN

Will history look kindly on us for our treatment of the Dutch? Don't know, don't care! Get this and all our other bonus episodes at patreon.com/BoontaVista

BONUS PREVIEW: Self-Suck With Adriene

I'm not proud of what I've done. https://play.acast.com/s/bigsofttitty/ep158-thegreatboontavistanotesheistw-benmcleay

EPISODE 205: Betrayal

We introduce a brand new cryptid into the Boonta canon: a giant turtle first spotted in Indiana in 1948, 50 years after it was first spotted in 1898. Go figure. Get this and all of our other bonus episodes at patreon.com/BoontaVista

BONUS PREVIEW: No Country For Old Turtles

Andrew and Ben are joined by writer Brandy Jensen as we reach deep, deep into our newly enlarged mailbag and answer a swathe of relatively normalish relationship questions about drugs, vampires, and noise bands. *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at mailbag@boontavista.com! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Merchandise: shop.boontavista.com/ Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

EPISODE 204: Seshdog In Seattle (Feat. Brandy Jensen)

A tale of tapir terror, a confusing airport crime, a mysterious black substance pulling scientists out of retirement, and the Shipping Report gets political. *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at mailbag@boontavista.com! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Merchandise: shop.boontavista.com/ Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

EPISODE 203: For Sale: Loose Baby; Never Caught

Congratulations! It's an episode almost entirely about the great scientific minds of our time submerging sea creatures in a tank full of drugs just to see what happens to them. Plus: squids are terrifying.

EPISODE 202: The Dream Of The Guy Being Attacked By Squids' Wife

You've got to have the mind of a bastard and the heart of a cunt to make it in the cut-throat airport game. Get this and all our other bonus episodes at patreon.com/BoontaVista

BONUS PREVIEW: Flamin' Hot Junji Itos

Take our hands and let Andrew, Ben, Lucy and Theo guide you through the hellscape of Australian news, politics and culture wars. Subscribe for weekly bonus episodes at https://www.patreon.com/BoontaVista

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