Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Not sure why, but this group is really obsessed with having animal companions, regardless of the type of animal. First a possum, then a slug, and now armadillos. Except, they haven’t even caught one of those yet. Instead, they’re being approached by a creepy mold cult. The cult seems to say nothing at all, except their chanting of ooga chaka ooga ooga ooga chaka over and over. At least they’re not shooting bullets? However, I’m not sure multiple doses of ketamine is much better though. This could have been avoided if the group didn’t feel the need to hunt for gators. They did manage to bag a couple. However, it was at the cost of seriously injuring Charlie numerous times, in the same leg. Who are these cultists? What do they want? What’s with the chanting? Why do these people know so much about the effects of drugs? Tune in and find out! We now have a PO Box! Wanna send us something? PO BOX 3178 Gettysburg, PA 17325 A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can take our show on the road! Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts, stickers, pint glasses and more! Give us a 5 star review over on Itunes. Doing so will help the show grow, but we will also read out whatever you write at the end of one of our episodes! Feel free to email us any questions, comments or suggestions at BotchedPodcast@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter, Instagram, subscribe on Youtube, like us on Facebook. You can watch the show live on Twitch! Check out each of the hosts’ Twitch streams! Dennis, Phil, Tristan Hosts: Dennis, Phil, Tristan, Jenna, Steve Editor: Dennis Producer: Phil and Dennis Executive Producers: James Thatcher, He Who Is Steve, Zach Anderson, Chronic Ejac, Jim Beverly, Seth Skinner, Shannon Tucker, Big Jon, Bmel,Disgruntled Furniture, Notordrf,  TheGamersGalaxy, Bread2287, Sonata Publisher: Phil and Dennis Art by Emily Swan Music by Gozer --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/botchedpodcast/support

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Botched: A D&D Podcast S6 EP17 The Keepers of the Rot

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! We are joined by our extra special guest Stephen from Horseshoes and Hand Grenades! He’ll be joining us tonight as the group’s expert driver. After accepting a mission to find a cure to the fungal zompocalypse, the group suits up with a ton of goodies. On top of that, they’re given a vehicle to make the long trip even easier. Not only that, they are given a driver to aid them. After leaving the almost certainly destroyed town, the group makes their way west towards Houston, Texas. However, long trips are really crappy without good snacks. The group decides to make a pitstop in Louisiana, to look for a boat, and maybe some armadillos and gators. Who is this mysterious driver? How easy is it to murder gators in an apocalypse? What the hell is potted meat? Tune in and find out! We now have a PO Box! Wanna send us something? PO BOX 3178 Gettysburg, PA 17325 A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can take our show on the road! Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts, stickers, pint glasses and more! Give us a 5 star review over on Itunes. Doing so will help the show grow, but we will also read out whatever you write at the end of one of our episodes! Feel free to email us any questions, comments or suggestions at BotchedPodcast@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter, Instagram, subscribe on Youtube, like us on Facebook. You can watch the show live on Twitch! Check out each of the hosts’ Twitch streams! Dennis, Phil, Tristan Hosts: Dennis, Phil, Tristan, Jenna, Steve Editor: Dennis Producer: Phil and Dennis Executive Producers: James Thatcher, He Who Is Steve, Zach Anderson, Chronic Ejac, Jim Beverly, Seth Skinner, Shannon Tucker, Big Jon, Bmel, Disgruntled Furniture, Notordrf, TheGamersGalaxy, Bread2287, Sonata Publisher: Phil and Dennis Art by Emily Swan Music by Gozer --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/botchedpodcast/support

Botched: A D&D Podcast S6 EP16 Chuds Don't Cry

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Faced with the choice between crawling through William’s shit pipe or scoping out a seedy research facility, the group went with espionage. They found some pretty troubling stuff with all the research being done on the infected. However, that would be fairly normal in the post apocalypse. What is not normal is collecting an eyeball slug, putting it in a tube and deciding it's the next mayor of Boofington because Boof has separation anxiety. Now, after the alarm has been triggered because they just left a dead body in plain sight within the bathroom, they have to figure a way out. But, this research facility seems to go down pretty far. Perhaps that is where the council is hiding. So, the group descends further trying their best to sneak around…in hazmat suits…with a saw arm. What is lurking within the basement of this research facility? Will they manage to find the council without being found out? How are they going to fuck this all up? Why would rats and cicadas be making metal noises and all be within the same air vents? Tune in and find out! We now have a PO Box! Wanna send us something? PO BOX 3178 Gettysburg, PA 17325 A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can take our show on the road! Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts, stickers, pint glasses and more! Give us a 5 star review over on Itunes. Doing so will help the show grow, but we will also read out whatever you write at the end of one of our episodes! Feel free to email us any questions, comments or suggestions at BotchedPodcast@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter, Instagram, subscribe on Youtube, like us on Facebook. You can watch the show live on Twitch! Check out each of the hosts’ Twitch streams! Dennis, Phil, Tristan Hosts: Dennis, Phil, Tristan, Jenna, Steve Editor: Dennis Producer: Phil and Dennis Executive Producers: James Thatcher, He Who Is Steve, Zach Anderson, Chronic Ejac, Jim Beverly, Seth Skinner, Shannon Tucker, Big Jon, Bmel,Disgruntled Furniture, Notordrf, TheGamersGalaxy, Bread2287, Sonata Publisher: Phil and Dennis Art by Emily Swan Music by Gozer --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/botchedpodcast/support

Botched: A D&D Podcast S6 EP15 A Botched Sneaking Mooshin

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! It wouldn’t be a season of Botched without a good ol fashioned interrogation. Who knew they could be so violent? However, they can’t really linger on the information they’ve gathered as the town is being invaded by thousands of zombies, including mutations who can lob fungus like a mortar! Based on the information gathered they could easily just escape, but they reaaaaally want to know what was in that box. To do that, they’re going to need to go to the source. The Council themselves. The Council is housed within the old CDC building which is still running research. They’ll have to find a way in, and then figure out where the Council is. Not to mention, they have to find that damn box! What happens to people they torture? Why can you never trust a character that the Botched team plays? What are they researching in this facility? Will we continue to not mention any eye gore? Tune in and find out! We now have a PO Box! Wanna send us something? PO BOX 3178 Gettysburg, PA 17325 A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can take our show on the road! Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts, stickers, pint glasses and more! Give us a 5 star review over on Itunes. Doing so will help the show grow, but we will also read out whatever you write at the end of one of our episodes! Feel free to email us any questions, comments or suggestions at BotchedPodcast@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter, Instagram, subscribe on Youtube, like us on Facebook. You can watch the show live on Twitch! Check out each of the hosts’ Twitch streams! Dennis, Phil, Tristan Hosts: Dennis, Phil, Tristan, Jenna, Steve Editor: Dennis Producer: Phil and Dennis Executive Producers: James Thatcher, He Who Is Steve, Zach Anderson, Chronic Ejac, Jim Beverly, Seth Skinner, Shannon Tucker, Big Jon, Bmel,Disgruntled Furniture, Notordrf, TheGamersGalaxy, Bread2287, Sonata Publisher: Phil and Dennis Art by Emily Swan Music by Gozer --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/botchedpodcast/support

Botched: A D&D Podcast S6 EP14 Make Way For Doctor Science

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! The party is back in town and of course they are consumed by the all important question: What’s in the box!? Without knowing exactly who knows, the group must perform their own form of investigation. Knowing our players they of course will not be conducting a standard investigation but one based on torture, trickery, and other forms of tom foolery. What else would you expect? How good are William’s cuddle parties? How hard is it to get hot sauce in the future? Why did anyone let Boof think that he could be a stand up comic? What happens when you talk about Cliff? Tune in and find out! We now have a PO Box! Wanna send us something? PO BOX 3178 Gettysburg, PA 17325 A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can take our show on the road! Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts, stickers, pint glasses and more! Give us a 5 star review over on Itunes. Doing so will help the show grow, but we will also read out whatever you write at the end of one of our episodes! Feel free to email us any questions, comments or suggestions at BotchedPodcast@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter, Instagram, subscribe on Youtube, like us on Facebook. You can watch the show live on Twitch! Check out each of the hosts’ Twitch streams! Dennis, Phil, Tristan Hosts: Dennis, Phil, Tristan, Jenna, Steve Editor: Dennis Producer: Phil and Dennis Executive Producers: James Thatcher, He Who Is Steve, Zach Anderson, Chronic Ejac, Jim Beverly, Seth Skinner, Shannon Tucker, Big Jon, Bmel,Disgruntled Furniture, Notordrf, TheGamersGalaxy, Bread2287, Sonata, Chris Fanelli Publisher: Phil and Dennis Art by Emily Swan Music by Gozer --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/botchedpodcast/support

Botched: A D&D Podcast S6 EP13 A History of Boof

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Porchia has fallen into a deep dark hole and her whereabouts are currently unknown. For all we know, she may be dead! However, the group will not have much time to think about it because there is still a large acid fungus spewing monster in their vicinity. The group decides to try and employ a divide and conquer mentality. Now without the aid of his furry friend Cliff, Boof has run off into a filing room. William is hiding on the stairs. Charlie and Mike Feaster are making their way towards their goal of the governor’s office. What will they find in the office? What is so important to risk the lives of numerous teams? Will they manage to escape or even destroy the acid monster? Where has Porchia gone? What happens when you don’t feed your horse properly? Tune in and find out! We now have a PO Box! Wanna send us something? PO BOX 3178 Gettysburg, PA 17325 A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can take our show on the road! Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts, stickers, pint glasses and more! Give us a 5 star review over on Itunes. Doing so will help the show grow, but we will also read out whatever you write at the end of one of our episodes! Feel free to email us any questions, comments or suggestions at BotchedPodcast@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter, Instagram, subscribe on Youtube, like us on Facebook. You can watch the show live on Twitch! Check out each of the hosts’ Twitch streams! Dennis, Phil, Tristan Hosts: Dennis, Phil, Tristan, Jenna, Steve Editor: Dennis Producer: Phil and Dennis Executive Producers: James Thatcher, He Who Is Steve, Zach Anderson, Chronic Ejac, Jim Beverly, Seth Skinner, Shannon Tucker, Big Jon, Bmel,Disgruntled Furniture, Notordrf, TheGamersGalaxy, Bread2287, Sonata, Chris Fanelli Publisher: Phil and Dennis Art by Emily Swan Music by Gozer --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/botchedpodcast/support

Botched: A D&D Podcast S6 EP12 Impossomable Odds

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Chelsea Bytes returns in her starring role as the “mouth of Sauron” to the council! The group has just arrived in Atlanta, and it seems there are things other than the standard fungal zombie running around. Having underestimated the enemy, the group quickly finds themselves surrounded by a horde of monsters. They’ll have to use their wits to make it out alive. The group will also find the remainder of the scouting party they were looking for, as well as a secondary location important to the council. What are these other zombies? What happened to the scouting party? Why is Patricia acting so suspicious? What happens when a possum bites something that bleeds acid? Why would someone tell a knock knock joke when trying to hide? Tune in and find out! We now have a PO Box! Wanna send us something? PO BOX 3178 Gettysburg, PA 17325 A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can take our show on the road! Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts, stickers, pint glasses and more! Give us a 5 star review over on Itunes. Doing so will help the show grow, but we will also read out whatever you write at the end of one of our episodes! Feel free to email us any questions, comments or suggestions at BotchedPodcast@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter, Instagram, subscribe on Youtube, like us on Facebook. You can watch the show live on Twitch! Check out each of the hosts’ Twitch streams! Dennis, Phil, Tristan Hosts: Dennis, Phil, Tristan, Jenna, Steve Editor: Dennis Producer: Phil and Dennis Executive Producers: James Thatcher, He Who Is Steve, Zach Anderson, Chronic Ejac, Jim Beverly, Seth Skinner, Shannon Tucker, Big Jon, Bmel, Clay, Daniel H, Disgruntled Furniture, Notordirf, TheGamersGalaxy Publisher: Phil and Dennis Art by Emily Swan Music by Gozer --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/botchedpodcast/support

Botched: A D&D Podcast S6 EP11 Knock Knock

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Some time has passed since our last outing with the group. The CDC HQ has turned into a fully functioning society. Possibly the last society in the country, if not the world! Each of our intrepid adventurers has taken on a job and new responsibilities within this society. This new society is run by a shadowy government called “The Council.” We are joined by an extra special guest, Chelsea Bytes! She will be playing Patricia, sort of the “Mouth of Sauron” for the council. Things are run with an iron fist, and our group is volunteered to go on a top secret mission for the council. They are to venture into the heart of the now overrun Atlanta downtown area and retrieve something of importance for the council. Who is Patricia? Why is she so eager to dole out beatings? What is this top secret mission? Are there things out there other than fungus and zombies? Why doesn’t anyone ever remember to bring their ID? Tune in and find out! We now have a PO Box! Wanna send us something? PO BOX 3178 Gettysburg, PA 17325 A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can take our show on the road! Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts, stickers, pint glasses and more! Give us a 5 star review over on Itunes. Doing so will help the show grow, but we will also read out whatever you write at the end of one of our episodes! Feel free to email us any questions, comments or suggestions at BotchedPodcast@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter, Instagram, subscribe on Youtube, like us on Facebook. You can watch the show live on Twitch! Check out each of the hosts’ Twitch streams! Dennis, Phil, Tristan Hosts: Dennis, Phil, Tristan, Jenna, Steve Editor: Dennis Producer: Phil and Dennis Executive Producers: James Thatcher, He Who Is Steve, Zach Anderson, Chronic Ejac, Jim Beverly, Seth Skinner, Shannon Tucker, Big Jon, Bmel, Clay, Daniel H, Disgruntled Furniture, Notordirf, TheGamersGalaxy Publisher: Phil and Dennis Art by Emily Swan Music by Gozer --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/botchedpodcast/support

Botched: A D&D Podcast S6 EP10 Chuds Fly Together

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! William has made it to the train...and so have all the other players! Jenna is still out on vacation so her characters will be absent, but it’s fine! There’s plenty of chaos to still go around. Having been stuck in the wounded or sick section of the train, trigger happy vigilantes decide to try to take over the train. However, they’ll find that a couple dudes with guns are no match for lots of dudes with guns. William will meet other survivors that the listeners may find familiar. For some reason, there’s a dude who can hear his dead dog talking to him, just hanging out on top of the train. And some dude with cicada teeth running around on the train too. When the group finally arrives in Atlanta, they find that it is a heavily guarded and extremely paranoid place. However, they do seem to be dealing with the zombie hordes pretty well. Now that they have found a new form of society, how will they screw it up? Does casting feather fall when falling off of a train make any kind of difference in a world with no magic? Will local leadership be alright with another mayor moving in, this time in the form of a weird mangy possum? If they are collecting all the weapons and contraband when attempting to enter the CDC, how will Mike Feaster keep the blade of Peebers? What the hell is moosh? Tune in and find out! We now have a PO Box! Wanna send us something? PO BOX 3178 Gettysburg, PA 17325 A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can take our show on the road! Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts, stickers, pint glasses and more! Give us a 5 star review over on Itunes. Doing so will help the show grow, but we will also read out whatever you write at the end of one of our episodes! Feel free to email us any questions, comments or suggestions at BotchedPodcast@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter, Instagram, subscribe on Youtube, like us on Facebook. You can watch the show live on Twitch! Check out each of the hosts’ Twitch streams! Dennis, Phil, Tristan Hosts: Dennis, Phil, Tristan, Jenna, Steve Editor: Dennis Producer: Phil and Dennis Executive Producers: James Thatcher, He Who Is Steve, Zach Anderson, Chronic Ejac, Jim Beverly, Seth Skinner, Shannon Tucker, Big Jon, Bmel, Clay, Daniel H, Disgruntled Furniture, Notordirf, TheGamersGalaxy Publisher: Phil and Dennis Art by Emily Swan Music by Gozer --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/botchedpodcast/support

Botched: A D&D Podcast S6 EP9 Moosh on the Mind

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Hold the phone! Is that a new member of the Botched crew?!? Welcome to Stephen Hardy aka HeWhoIsSteve! Jenna is out on a well deserved vacation, but we need to get Steve’s character up to speed! Who is Steve playing? Well, some conspiracy nutjob named William. We will pick up with him, his neighbor and his neighbor’s weird kid as they begin to make a short perilous journey to the train station in Charlotte, to get down to Atlanta. Using what he has learned from the legendary newsman, Chunk Gunderson, they attempt to traverse a crowd of desperate people and feral monsters to reach the train. Will they make it to the train on time? Why is this neighbor kid so weird? Why does anyone care about Chunk Gunderson? Why is there a truck driving next to the train? Tune in and find out! How well can an elderly woman jump from a speeding truck to a speeding train? Why do people state their intentions out loud? Are these angry people just zombies? What happens when a truck hits a concrete barrier when going full speed? Tune in and find out! We now have a PO Box! Wanna send us something? PO BOX 3178 Gettysburg, PA 17325 A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can take our show on the road! Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts, stickers, pint glasses and more! Give us a 5 star review over on Itunes. Doing so will help the show grow, but we will also read out whatever you write at the end of one of our episodes! Feel free to email us any questions, comments or suggestions at BotchedPodcast@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter, Instagram, subscribe on Youtube, like us on Facebook. You can watch the show live on Twitch! Check out each of the hosts’ Twitch streams! Dennis, Phil, Tristan Hosts: Dennis, Phil, Tristan, Jenna, Steve Editor: Dennis Producer: Phil and Dennis Executive Producers: James Thatcher, He Who Is Steve, Zach Anderson, Chronic Ejac, Jim Beverly, Seth Skinner, Shannon Tucker, Big Jon, Bmel, Clay, Daniel H, Disgruntled Furniture, Notordirf, TheGamersGalaxy Publisher: Phil and Dennis Art by Emily Swan Music by Gozer --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/botchedpodcast/support

Botched: A D&D Podcast S6 EP8 The Children of the Chunk

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! This is it! One way or another all of our stories are going to be converging on this train. The last train to the quarantine zone. Charlie and Boof have already made it on the train, but it seems they’re not completely safe on the train either. Sal and his elderly crew follow a trucker fan to a nearby city in hopes of hopping on the train, but find that drugs are bad mmkay. A series of really questionable decisions lead them to the deciding moment when they’ll make it to the train or they won't. Finally, we have Feaster and Louise. They appear to be too late for the train, but maybe not all is lost as they begin formulating a plan. How well can an elderly woman jump from a speeding truck to a speeding train? Why do people state their intentions out loud? Are these angry people just zombies? What happens when a truck hits a concrete barrier when going full speed? Tune in and find out! We now have a PO Box! Wanna send us something? PO BOX 3178 Gettysburg, PA 17325 A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can take our show on the road! Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts, stickers, pint glasses and more! Give us a 5 star review over on Itunes. Doing so will help the show grow, but we will also read out whatever you write at the end of one of our episodes! Feel free to email us any questions, comments or suggestions at BotchedPodcast@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter, Instagram, subscribe on Youtube, like us on Facebook. You can watch the show live on Twitch! Check out each of the hosts’ Twitch streams! Dennis, Phil, Tristan Hosts: Dennis, Phil, Tristan, Jenna Editor: Dennis Producer: Phil and Dennis Executive Producers: James Thatcher, He Who Is Steve, Zach Anderson, Chronic Ejac, Jim Beverly, Seth Skinner, Shannon Tucker, Big Jon, Bmel, Clay, Daniel H, Disgruntled Furniture, Notordirf, TheGamersGalaxy Publisher: Phil and Dennis Art by Emily Swan Music by Gozer --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/botchedpodcast/support

Botched: A D&D Podcast S6 EP7 Throw Momma To The Train

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Finally, a connecting thread between our stories. A train! However, everyone seems to be at different distances from this train. Louise, Feaster, and Mr. Patrick are looking to pick up some booze before their very long drive. However, they may instead be ditching some dead weight. Sal and the gang continue to drive a stolen suburban around, but at a gas station they find out a little about themselves, before finding an unlikely ally. Lastly, Charlie, Boof and Jeff try to make it on foot to the train, while avoiding hundreds of feral people, and getting on the train before the hundreds of people who were there before them. Will everyone survive the session? What is Karl hiding from the rest of the group? How will Feaster get to the train when the driver only goes the speed limit? What’s a pop up sears? Tune in and find out! We now have a PO Box! Wanna send us something? PO BOX 3178 Gettysburg, PA 17325 A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can take our show on the road! Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts, stickers, pint glasses and more! Give us a 5 star review over on Itunes. Doing so will help the show grow, but we will also read out whatever you write at the end of one of our episodes! Feel free to email us any questions, comments or suggestions at BotchedPodcast@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter, Instagram, subscribe on Youtube, like us on Facebook. You can watch the show live on Twitch! Check out each of the hosts’ Twitch streams! Dennis, Phil, Tristan Hosts: Dennis, Phil, Tristan, Jenna Editor: Dennis Producer: Phil and Dennis Executive Producers: James Thatcher, He Who Is Steve, Zach Anderson, Chronic Ejac, Jim Beverly, Seth Skinner, Shannon Tucker, Big Jon, Bmel, Clay, Daniel H, Disgruntled Furniture, Notordirf, TheGamersGalaxy Publisher: Phil and Dennis Art by Emily Swan Music by Gozer --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/botchedpodcast/support

Botched: A D&D Podcast Season 6 Episode 6 LURRRRRRRCH

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! The timelines have almost lined up! Unfortunately Sal and the gang are in quite the crappy situation...so they steal ANOTHER car. Boofington is just as disgusting as you could imagine, however it is not as safe as you would hope. Attacked by a group of incredibly aggressive people they have to fight for their lives! Who doesn’t enjoy a joy ride around Myrtle Beach? Well, maybe not when buildings are burning, there’s wreckage everywhere, and your driver is the absolute worst. How will Louise and Feaster get out of Myrtle Beach? Will they have to do it sober? Does Boofington have a licensed physician? What is the best way to hose off food so it is no longer covered in human feces? Tune in and find out! We now have a PO Box! Wanna send us something? PO BOX 3178 Gettysburg, PA 17325 A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can take our show on the road! Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts, stickers, pint glasses and more! Give us a 5 star review over on Itunes. Doing so will help the show grow, but we will also read out whatever you write at the end of one of our episodes! Feel free to email us any questions, comments or suggestions at BotchedPodcast@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter, Instagram, subscribe on Youtube, like us on Facebook. You can watch the show live on Twitch! Check out each of the hosts’ Twitch streams! Dennis, Phil, Tristan Hosts: Dennis, Phil, Tristan, Jenna Editor: Dennis Producer: Phil and Dennis Executive Producers: James Thatcher, He Who Is Steve, Zach Anderson, Chronic Ejac, Jim Beverly, Seth Skinner, Shannon Tucker, Big Jon, Bmel, Clay, Daniel H, Disgruntled Furniture, Notordirf, TheGamersGalaxy Publisher: Phil and Dennis Art by Emily Swan Music by Gozer --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/botchedpodcast/support

Botched: A D&D Podcast S6 EP5 The Rules of the Road

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! The three groups have changed drastically as lives have been lost and allies made. Sal and the gang decide to rob a Denny’s for their sweet sweet horse cream, only to find the employees are not quite as helpless as they assume. Louise and Feaster make a new, very slow driving ally, in an attempt to escape Myrtle Beach. Jeff and Charlie limp their way into the woods only to find an unlikely ally in an unlikely place. When will these groups come together? Is there a way to save these incredibly angry people? How much horse cream is enough horse cream? How hard is it to chew solid food when your teeth are made of cicada shells? Tune in and find out! We now have a PO Box! Wanna send us something? PO BOX 3178 Gettysburg, PA 17325 A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can take our show on the road! Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts, stickers, pint glasses and more! Give us a 5 star review over on Itunes. Doing so will help the show grow, but we will also read out whatever you write at the end of one of our episodes! Feel free to email us any questions, comments or suggestions at BotchedPodcast@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter, Instagram, subscribe on Youtube, like us on Facebook. You can watch the show live on Twitch! Check out each of the hosts’ Twitch streams! Dennis, Phil, Tristan Hosts: Dennis, Phil, Tristan, Jenna Editor: Dennis Producer: Phil and Dennis Executive Producers: James Thatcher, He Who Is Steve, Zach Anderson, Chronic Ejac, Jim Beverly, Seth Skinner, Shannon Tucker, Big Jon, Bmel, Clay, Daniel H, Disgruntled Furniture, Notordirf, TheGamersGalaxy Publisher: Phil and Dennis Art by Emily Swan Music by Gozer --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/botchedpodcast/support

Botched: A D&D Podcast S6 EP4 A Pasty Grand Slam

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! We continue to follow three groups as they attempt to survive the insanity that the world has become. The first story picks up as a plane is about to crash into the highway where Charlie, Ben and Jeff are running away from. This may sound like the most dangerous part of the story, but is it? Mike Feaster, Louise, and Mr. Peebers have made it to the bar, but it doesn’t seem particularly safe either. Not with an amputated woman, and one of those incredibly violent people inside. Lastly, Sal has to deal with some very angry passengers before realizing his bus is probably too messy to continue on his journey. It’s probably best to find alternative transportation, and some cheap food. What is the best way to cauterize a wound in a kitchen? What would you do for love? What is a horse girl? How many characters can die in an episode? Tune in and find out! We now have a PO Box! Wanna send us something? PO BOX 3178 Gettysburg, PA 17325 A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can take our show on the road! Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts, stickers, pint glasses and more! Give us a 5 star review over on Itunes. Doing so will help the show grow, but we will also read out whatever you write at the end of one of our episodes! Feel free to email us any questions, comments or suggestions at BotchedPodcast@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter, Instagram, subscribe on Youtube, like us on Facebook. You can watch the show live on Twitch! Check out each of the hosts’ Twitch streams! Dennis, Phil, Tristan Hosts: Dennis, Phil, Tristan, Jenna Editor: Dennis Producer: Phil and Dennis Executive Producers: James Thatcher, He Who Is Steve, Zach Anderson, Chronic Ejac, Jim Beverly, Seth Skinner, Shannon Tucker, Big Jon, Bmel, Clay, Daniel H, Disgruntled Furniture, Notordirf, TheGamersGalaxy Publisher: Phil and Dennis Art by Emily Swan Music by Gozer --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/botchedpodcast/support

Botched: A D&D Podcast S6 EP3 Absolutely Gutted

A group of drunken misfits get together to play a game of Dungeons and Dragons, armed with loose morals and a questionable understanding of the rules. Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/botchedpodcast/support

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