Katie joins us for a conspiracy-laden brunch where we slap on our tinfoil hats and get down to the hard facts on 2016, @dril and Taylor Swift

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Breakfast at Tinfoil-y's

Kanye flew out the BIYD crew to Wyoming for the Ye listening party. On this journey, we learned that Jordan Peterson knows how to swag surf (poorly), Hillary Clinton does a terrible Pusha T impression and 3-4 roast beef sandwiches absolutely will ruin your day, guaranteed.This episode sponsored by Ambien and Spirit Airlines.

Yeezus Christ Superstar

Join us at the BIYD kitchen where Tristan joins us to get as sauced as our bland and derivative dishes!

Pasta Animé

We said "fuck it" and decided to get horny on main as Bob Al-Greene (@bobalgreene) joins us in sharing our latest literary works.

Beyond Belief: Fact or Fanfiction?

You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take so Katie joins us as we dive into some OkCupid profiles like there’s no tomorrow.

Love Me Don't

We decided to do some cross-promo with a couple of prominent podcast personalities. We learned to vet our guests just a bit more beforehand.

Interview with a Dumpsterfire

Well folks we sold out once again and we're hawking our wares on our own shopping network!

The Boy If You Shop Network

Happy holiDAZE! (Get it?) In this week's episode, we give the rundown on some upcoming AAA games and get, like, hella dointed.

VG Slackerz

The boys try building momentum getting into this week's sordid political scandals but Phil won't stop doing his King Krule impression.

Scandalicious

Katie joins us as we recap this week's biggest moments in entertainment and a loud dog rudely interrupts us.

Entertainment Eventually!

10 episodes in and we FINALLY get to sell out & collect that sweet, sweet ad money. This episode brought to you by Mayo News, Synergy International, [redacted] & the 3rd Annual Dumpsterfield Music Fest. 

Running Up That Shill

Netflix is tanking and it's up to us to save it with riveting original content like 90s sitcom reboots & live action anime adaptations.

Netflix Pitch Room

One week after having a woman on pod, we record an episode bound to cost us our female audience. Lenny, Phil, Tristan & Alex yell over each other about anime girls and dating app pitches. Also, Lenny needs to stop eating the fucking mic.

The Good Waifu

The boys get inclusive this week with pod guest and Desk Lunch co-creator Katie Puccio. Find out who's a hardboy and hear our take on emo nights. Ditch the sad salad and subscribe to the Desk Lunch newsletter to hear & support female/non-binary creative voices.  

Softboys & Woman Respectors

The Gang runs bits about music and netflix until Phil tells you the best/worst films of 2017

The Oscar-free Oscar Special feat. Millenial AC/DC

Fuego takes from two lukewarm boys. Hosted by Phil and Lenny. Follow us: @boyifyoudontpod

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