On this episode of 'Boys in the Fatherhood,' the world's greatest Irish/American fusion podcast on parenting, fatherhood, and making sure your kids don't turn into serial killers. -> How to feed your kids (spoiler alert: through their mouths) -> Smitty's kid rejects the POTATO (hate crime?) -> When to teach your kid not to kick other kids, even when they're bitten For all the listeners asking about the intro music, check out the SoundCloud page of ALL NATION here: @allnation Send all Dad jokes to BoysintheFatherhood@Gmail.com, or tweet at us @FatherhoodBoys.

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#36 - My Kid Only Kicks When He's Bitten

On this week's episode of 'Boys in the Fatherhood,' the bi-weekly Irish/American fusion podcast on parenting, fatherhood, and making sure your kids don't turn into serial killers. HAPPY FATHERS DAY! We discuss a list from Esquire.com of the 'best gifts for Dad for udner $50," and debate which gifts are legit and which are hot garbage. Also.... -> DAD JOKE OF THE WEEK: What does the vegetarian zombie eat? -> How hugs have become weapons -> Send Smitty your meat For all the listeners asking about the intro music, check out the SoundCloud page of ALL NATION here: @allnation Send all Dad jokes to BoysintheFatherhood@Gmail.com, or tweet at us @FatherhoodBoys.

#35 - Father's Day Gift Ideas! + Happy Father's Day To All The Hero Dads Out There

On this week's episode of 'Boys in the Fatherhood,' the bi-weekly Irish/American fusion podcast on parenting, fatherhood, and making sure your kids don't turn into serial killers. -> The TOP 5 IRRATIONAL FEARS FOR NEW PARENTS -- we discuss 'em, tackle 'em, and decide which ones are actually legitimate things to be scared poopless of. -> Sunscreen is BS -> DAD JOKE OF THE WEEK: What did one nut say to the other? -> BITFH is officially an anti-STOVE podcast -> "Don't forget to lock your toilet." -Actual Smitty Quote For all the listeners asking about the intro music, check out the SoundCloud page of ALL NATION here: @allnation Send all Dad jokes to BoysintheFatherhood@Gmail.com, or tweet at us @FatherhoodBoys.

#34 - Top 5 Irrational Fears For Parents ("My child has been kidnapped, am I a bad parent?")

On this week's episode of 'Boys in the Fatherhood,' the bi-weekly Irish/American fusion podcast on parenting, fatherhood, and making sure your kids don't turn into serial killers. -> Daycare has not been easy on Eric's kid, or on Eric's kids' parents. -> Smitty is becoming his own father (like an insurance commercial, but funnier) -> Butt Paste, have you failed us?! For all the listeners asking about the intro music, check out the SoundCloud page of ALL NATION here: @allnation Send all Dad jokes to BoysintheFatherhood@Gmail.com, or tweet at us @FatherhoodBoys.

#33 - Daycare has been an Adjustment + Smitty becomes his Father + BUTTPASTE FAIL!?

On this week's episode of 'Boys in the Fatherhood,' the bi-weekly Irish/American fusion podcast on parenting, fatherhood, and making sure your kids don't turn into serial killers. BEFORE WE FORGET: for all the listeners asking about the intro music, check out the SoundCloud page of ALL NATION here: https://soundcloud.com/allnation -> Someone's dog gets a little too close to Eric's kid -> Smitty's kid learns the beauty of bouncy-castles -> When is the proper age to let the television do some babysitting? Send all Dad jokes to BoysintheFatherhood@Gmail.com, or tweet at us @FatherhoodBoys.

#32 - Get Your Dog Away From My Kid + I'm Pro-TV (Just Don't Tell Anyone)

On tepisode 31 of 'Boys in the Fatherhood,' the bi-weekly Irish/American fusion podcast on parenting, fatherhood, and making sure your kids don't turn into serial killers. Y'ALL NEED TO SEND US YOUR DAD JOKES! Tweet at us @FatherhoodBoys or send us an email at BoysintheFatherhood@Gmail.com. ALL DAD JOKES WELCOME, it's the best way you can get internet famous. The boys debate Nanny's vs Daycare, as Eric prepares to send his 4th-month-old off with one or the other. SPOILER ALERT: One Nanny he interviewed wasn't a good fit JUST BECAUSE she was a tiny bit antisemitic (also, she didn't take her shoes off). Also, Smitty circumcises a balloon... for safety. Got stuff to say? Send us your parenting stories at BoysintheFatherhood@Gmail.com, and find us on Twitter @FatherhoodBoys.

#31 - "Just One Nazi Nanny" - Daycare v. Nanny, Rd 1.

On this week's episode of 'Boys in the Fatherhood,' the bi-weekly Irish/American fusion podcast on parenting, fatherhood, and making sure your kids don't turn into serial killers. HELP!!! Smitty needs ways to get his kid OFF the DinoDana. How do you get your kid off a habit? Also, Eric's kid graduates from the bassinet to the proper baby stroller, his parents aren't listening to the podcast anymore, Smitty's doctor streak is still alive, and the boys discuss how absolutely terrible having a cold is once you become a Dad. Also, all the usual games like #JustTheTips (parenting tips, of course), and 'TREASURES OR TERRORS' where Smitty and Eric discuss whether the kids were wonderful adorable treasures the past week or terrible terrifying monsters. Send us your parenting stories at BoysintheFatherhood@Gmail.com, and find us on Twitter @FatherhoodBoys.

#30 - Does Bargaining With Your Kids Ever Work? (Eat Your Vegetables For Free TV)

On this week's episode of 'Boys in the Fatherhood,' the bi-weekly Irish/American fusion podcast on parenting, fatherhood, and making sure your kids don't turn into serial killers: How to make your infant laugh (WARNING: while your infant may laugh, passerby's may be terrified). Also equally as important; how to deal with a relative or friend who isn't handling your child the way you prefer said child to be handled. Are you being a neurotic helicopter parent, or is your family friend just ignorant? We discuss where to draw the line. Plus all the classics, like Dad Joke of the Week, 'Just the Tips' Parenting Advice, and a soccer-camp themed Treasures-or-Terrors. ALSO, Smitty's son needs a Golden Tate Giants jersey! If you want to send us a Big Blue Tate kids uni, shoot us an email at Boysinthefatherhood@gmail.com, or tweet at us @FatherhoodBoys.

#29 - Don't Let Other People Tell You How To Parent (Except For Us, Listen To Us)

Hey everyone! We're excited to announce that Boys in the Fatherhood will be a bi-weekly podcast (meaning every two weeks, not twice-a-week) going forward. Turns out, raising kids takes a lot of time. Go figure! We're excited because this shift in our scheduling is going to help us bring you higher-quality content that we're prouder and more excited about, and hopefully you'll be able to enjoy even more. Any and all feedback, holla at us on twitter @FatherhoodBoys OR email us at BoysintheFatherhood@Gmail.com

Your Bi-Weekly Podcast on Fatherhood, Parenting, and preventing serial killers

On this week's episode of 'Boys in the Fatherhood,' the Irish/American fusion podcast on parenting, fatherhood, and trying to make sure your kids don't turn into serial killers: Where is the better place to raise your kids? Smitty & Eric debate THE CITY vs. THE BURBS. Let us know what you think on Twitter @FatherhoodBoys. This episode has all our usual Awesome-ness, including #JustTheTips Parenting Advice, the Dad Joke of the Week (two, in fact) and our classic game 'Treasures or Terrors.' Questions, comments, or parenting advice to give? WE NEED IT! Shoot us an email at BoysInTheFatherhood@Gmail.com

#28 - Suburbs v. City: Where to Raise Your Kids (+ Taking Your Kids to The Movies to Nap)

Hello everyone, I’m Eric, Welcome to Boys in the Fatherhood, the number one Irish-American Fusion podcast on Fatherhood, parenthood, and making sure your kids don’t turn into serial killers. Big thank you to everyone out there who has listened, who has followed, who has subscribed, who has written us a review on Apple podcasts, who follows us on Twitter, who has been sending in fun questions either by email at Boysinthefatherhood@Gmail.com or by texting them to me directly. It’s awesome, Smitty and I love the support, we’re having a blast doing this and getting all your feedback, and our kids have turned out FINE so far so hey… great job everyone. So, here’s the deal; Friday night Smitty and I recorded a podcast as we usually do, we gave it a listen on Saturday, then another listen on Sunday, and quite frankly, it wasn’t up to the level we found worthy. It just wasn’t the quality we’ve come to expect from ourselves, or the quality you deserve as our loyal listeners. Hey, we’re young first-time parents. Mistakes are gonna happen. We’re gonna have a fresh new pod for you next Monday; we’re gonna play all the regular games like Just The Tips, Treasures and Terrors, and Smitty’s Dad Joke of the Week. We’re also gonna have a heated debate about SUBURBS vs. THE CITY and which is a better place to raise your kids, so feel free to send us your thoughts on that. Also, if you haven’t already, we’re still taking submissions for WHICH SUPERHERO WOULD MAKE THE BEST FATHER, with Black Panther, Deadpool, StarLord, and Hawkeye currently in the lead, so send us your submissions either on Twitter @FatherhoodBoys or by email. Thanks again to everyone for listening, we’re gonna have some hot sexy dad content for you fresh again next Monday.

Submissions Needed: Suburbs vs. The City, Raising Kids

On this week's episode of 'Boys in the Fatherhood,' the Irish/American fusion podcast on parenting, fatherhood, and trying to make sure your kids don't turn into serial killers: WHAT SUPER-HERO OR COMIC BOOK CHARACTER WOULD MAKE THE BEST SUPERHERO? Vote here: https://twitter.com/FatherhoodBoys/status/1099140538354286592 And be sure to follow us on Twitter @FatherhoodBoys. This episode has all our usual Awesome-ness, including #JustTheTips Parenting Advice, the Dad Joke of the Week (two, in fact) and our classic game 'Treasures or Terrors.'

#27 - What Superhero Would Make The Best Parent? + Children That Bolt + Hi Dad!

On this week's episode of 'Boys in the Fatherhood,' the Irish/American fusion podcast on parenting, fatherhood, and trying to make sure your kids don't turn into serial killers: -> HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO A TWO-YEAR OLD!! -> HAPPY VACCINATION DAY TO A TWO-MONTH OLD!! -> DOUBLE the parenting tips for #JustTheTips -> Can a Dad Joke confirm if someone is pregnant? -> Back-up toys -> Girlfriends moving away -> Can I get my kid to stop watching Dino Dina without curtailing his love for dinosaurs? 'Cause dinosaurs are sweet-as. Also, Smitty had never heard of Calvin and Hobbes. #ParentingFail If you have tips or Dad Jokes you want to share, tweet at us @FatherhoodBoys or shoot us an email at BoysinTheFatherhood@Gmail.com

#26 - HAPPY BIRTHDAY & HAPPY VACCINATION DAY + Daycare is LYING + Giggling on the Boob

On this weeks episode of 'Boys in the Fatherhood,' the Irish/American fusion podcast on parenting, fatherhood, and trying to ensure your kids don't turn into serial killers: SMITTY VS. GOD! The boys discuss what to do if the school system tries to force your kid into performing in a musical about Darwinism... or a nativity scene. Either/Or. Also, we play #TreasuresOrTerrors, bring TWO new #DadJokes of the week, and provide our weekly #ParentingTip in our segment: 'Just the Tips.' If you have tips or Dad Jokes you want to share, find us on Twitter @FatherhoodBoys, or shoot us an email at BoysintheFatherhood@gmail.com

#25 - GOD!!! Private Religious School v. Public + Changing in the Car & Defense Hugs

On this episode of 'Boys in the Fatherhood,' the Irish/American fusion podcast on parenting & fatherhood: FOOTBALL! Will you let your kids play it? Smitty & Eric discuss how they'd handle a young son begging them to let them play. Also, the Boys discuss Butt Paste (great product), the Baby Shark song, the difference between putting kids in cages vs. playpens, and how to avoid going to work with a shirt covered in urine. Also, Smitty shares the story of why he almost had to drop the kid off at the orphanage this weekend. Send us your #DadJokes, your Treasures v. Terrors, and be sure to leave us a five-star review (we'll have Smitty read it on an upcoming podcast!). Shoot us an email at BoysintheFatherhood@Gmail.com or tweet @FatherhoodBoys

Would You Let Your Kid Play Football? + How To Make Your Child Hate England + PEE PONCHOS

'Boys in the Fatherhood' is a weekly podcast on Fatherhood, hosted by Damian Smith and Eric Marmon.

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