I had one rule: I would never try White Castle or watch 2 Girls 1 Cup. I broke that one rule. 00:00 Intro 00:55 Trying White Castle For the First Time 12:16 Wet Socks 17:21 Gabby Petito and Brian Laundrie 22:45 Arranged Marriages 24:07 Snapchat "Born Different" 26:45 Volkswagen "Punch Buggy" 30:41 Prodigies Don't Impress Me 33:17 We're All Just Winging It 36:54 Overthinking... Just Start --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/braindribble/support

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Gabby Petito Had it Coming — Brain Dribble #54

Why do statue makers love crafting children's balls? Why don't  ped*philes look at statues if they like children's d*cks so much? All  this and more in this latest episode. 00:00 Intro 04:23 Why Are Statues Nude? 10:30 Social Anxiety 17:22 Self Confidence 22:17 Everything Hits at Once 28:08 THIS WILL MOTIVATE YOU  47:54 Deforestation: COMING SOON! 50:50 How to Cut Down Social Media Usage --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/braindribble/support

Ass Peoples — Brain Dribble #53

00:00 Intro 01:38 The Truth About Climate Change 09:58 Do Disabled People Get Mad at Fat People? 12:55 Your Life in Thirds 17:40 David Choe / Finding Your Sense of Play 27:23 People Who Bring You Down 31:00 Financial Independence and Ego 38:57 Setting Your Pride Aside 41:48 Getting Banned on RuneScape --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/braindribble/support

How To Fix Your Life — Brain Dribble #52

This is an open letter to Def Leppard: happiness does not come from drowning in sugar. "Oh, pour some sugar on me, then I'll be okay." So just open a sugar packet and pour it on your head? THEN WHAT? 00:00 Intro 02:00 Sugar/Hazelnut Creamer 08:34 Contradictory Questions 10:30 I NEED SOMETHING! 15:11 Normalize Joking About Everything 16:25 Dedicating My Life to Jokes 17:58 Being Offended is a Choice 20:11 Making Content Out of Fear 22:46 If a Tree Falls... 27:30 I'm Awkward 29:22 I Don't Like Texting --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/braindribble/support

Sweet, Thick, Nutty Milk — Brain Dribble #51

The future is fun! School is really just daycare, so let 'em run free! Give your son meth. 00:00 Intro 10:34 Hypothetical Questions 21:41 Genetically Mofidied Foods 35:24 Dingleberry 39:36 How Far Humans Have Come 41:01 School is MOSTLY Babysitting 47:10 Inc*st/Pedo Defenders 49:20 Pokemon Class 52:41 New VS Old Entertainment --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/braindribble/support

A Kiss Under the Dingleberry — Brain Dribble #50 (ft. Eamonn Timoney)

Jeff Bezos has got the codes! He could do it if he wanted to. I need him to make my feet bigger so I can wear the oversized shoes I bought. Also, bring back toe socks. Those are cool. 00:00 Intro 04:10 ASMR/Whispering 10:51 Mailmen Should Have Sirens 16:55 Every Rule Has a Story 22:12 Amazon Doesn't Exist 29:31 Toe Socks 32:40 The Tapeworm Sings! 36:08 Mike's HARDER?? 37:32 Cheating on Tinder 40:53 Ice Cream/Mint --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/braindribble/support

Jeff Bezos: Increase Your Feet — Brain Dribble #49

Love could be around any corner, including behind a post-it note on your webcam. Take it off and let your FBI Agent into your life and heart. 00:00 Intro 03:41 FBI Agents 14:50 Fake It Till You Make It 17:16 We Need to Fix Dogs 27:25 Be Outside 33:50 Dogs are Kinda F*cked Up  34:50 I'm Biracial 38:51 Dogs Never Grow Up 41:24 What Else Would I Do? --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/braindribble/support

Dog Ethnic Cleansing — Brain Dribble #48

Tyler talks about living your truth (the one you made up), joking about insecurities, and how life will f*ck you in the ass. 00:00 Intro 02:35 Quench Your Health 04:52 Believe What's Most Fun 10:29 Learn Alchemy or Die 20:15 Push It Down 24:51 Joking About Insecurity 29:42 I'm Done With Politics 33:01 Life Will Give it to You 40:15 Take it Or They'll Give it to You 42:08 Humans Overcorrecting 45:44 Diamond in the Rough 52:07 Avoiding Nostalgia 53:22 "You Can Be Anything You Want" 54:32 Think Less, Do More 57:30 Emotional Punching Bag --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/braindribble/support

Frank Sinachos — Brain Dribble #47

00:00 Intro 07:14 Improv Sentences 10:52 Sick of Food 16:46 Road Trip 21:37 Small Towns 24:31 Cities / The West is Scarce 28:39 Humidity / Overcast 32:15 Where is Home? 35:19 Fake Nature 38:23 Patience 40:58 RuneScape is Life 43:50 I Wanna do Improv More 45:17 Outro --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/braindribble/support

Homeless Man Eats a Shower — Brain Dribble #46

Tyler talks about some stuff I guess I don't have time to do the description lalalalalala --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/braindribble/support

A Dog's Purpose (is to Die) — Brain Dribble #45

Tyler talks about bones in food, and some other stuff that are supposed to be jokes, but probably fall flat. But who even cares, you'll listen if you want to. Who am I to tell you what to do? That being said, be sure to rate this podcast according to how you truly feel, because I can handle it. 00:00 Intro 00:37 Is Haiti Denmark? 04:15 Bones in my Mouth 12:50 Oops, I'm 50! 15:35 One Meal a Day 19:34 "5 Minute Read" 22:31 Messy Organized 24:36 Church / Fast Food 27:15 Day 1 of Keto! 30:19 Dads, Small Talk, and Trump 35:05 Negative Affirmations 39:48 B*tch Sounds 42:00 C0V1D DIDN'T DO ENOUGH! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/braindribble/support

I Just Wanna Be Peed On — Brain Dribble #44

Tyler talks about gay poop, body modifications, and committing to things. 00:00 Intro 01:51 Gay Piece of Sh*t 05:50 My 30lb Lip Life 08:20 Body Mods 15:12 Humans are an Experiment 24:31 For the Sake of the Conversation! 25:33 The Loudest Introvert 28:53 Coping with Minimum Wage 35:32 You Could Abuse Someone 38:03 Dedicating My Life to Silly 44:10 Have a Structure 45:30 Mental and Physical Health 51:00 Commitment --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/braindribble/support

My 30lb Lip Life — Brain Dribble #43

00:00 Intro 02:26 Dating Apps/Screentime 09:57 Allergies/Regretting College 14:34 C0VID Phantosmia 16:30 Getting Older 19:42 Manners are Mind Control 23:20 I Need to Work on Commitment 26:56 Men are More Autistic than Women 31:57 Toy Roulette 33:40 I've Never Seen a Green Raisin 34:22 How Long Have You Been Bald? 36:58 I Never Use Purell 40:02 Shirts are Magic 41:35 F*** the Days of the Week 43:37 Afraid of Race 47:46 White Vans are Cool Again! 51:08 Driving Should Be Self-Policing 52:56 Why is Hiking Cool? 54:18 The Phrase "Black Community" --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/braindribble/support

Everything's Eggs Now — Brain Dribble #42

Tyler talks about the puzzle of society, social anxiety, and alcohol being literal poison. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/braindribble/support

I Do Doodoo, Do You Doodoo? — Brain Dribble #41

Tyler talks about holidays, death, OCD, and loving everyone. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/braindribble/support

Holidays Don't Matter — Brain Dribble #40

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