In this episode, our penguin-wrangling Canadians are discussing everything food related. Is baking the same as cooking? Is shepherd's pie evil? Do you have an itchy groin? Find out on this edition of Brain Samich!

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#28 Buttnanas & Sassy Cucumbers

In this episode where Tommy is drunk and Justin is his regular pale-skinned self, our boys of summer take questions from yahoo such as if atheists are vampires and if it's wrong to play hide and seek in a cemetery. They also talk about how funding the arts is dumb and people should pay for their own dumb educations.

#27 The World Be Dumb

#26 Season 2, Chapter 2, Something 2

In this episode, our hosts discuss the important lessons that old Looney Tunes episodes taught us about life. Apparently, they used to send mail through tubes at one time (WITCHCRAFT!!) We also talk about some really terrible movies and reboots as well as how Larry King always looks like he is crapping his pants. The big topic comes when we talk about how awesome Canada is... as well as how crappy it is.

#25 F##k Canada

Why does everybody think minimum wage is some sort of guaranteed right and that you should be able to feed an entire family off a wage at McDonalds? Perhaps it’s time to consider upgrading your skills and striving for a job that people actually need more of - Stop complaining about how bad you’ve got it, get your ass in gear and make big things happen in your life - Also… Communism, Automation, Salaries, Bernie Sanders, Gentrification and Rent (The Movie)

#24 Minimum Wage Is Stupid

You the audience voted on this episode!!! Our super-smart-educated hosts talk about the age-old myth that you need a college education in order to become successful in life (newsflash, it’s bullshit). Also… Shoutouts, kangaroo school and sexy cars In This Episode - College is dumb - Subjectiveness - Shoutout to awesome fans - #Brainsamichword - Lacuscular - Kangaroo school - Business school - Working in Canada vs US - Learning Styles - Sexy Cars

#23 The Days Of College Are Dead

Our Beer-Swigging hosts take you on a journey that includes a ridiculously long word of the day, discussions about horrible tasting beer and the wonders of space. Discussed In Episode - #brainsamichword - Kakorrhaphiophobia - Alexander Keiths - OV Beer - Wedding gifts - Canadian Patriotism - Purple foods - Space… The Final Samich

#22 Space… The Final Samich

It seems like this episode got away from our Wine-Pouring hosts as they talked a little about everything including politics, news and turkey bacon. PS - If you text and drive, you are a dumb piece of shit. Discussed In Episode - Dave Matthews - Peanut butter samiches - Australia - #brainsamichword - Forlornness - Pouring wine - Dana Carvey - UnderArmour - Dave Rubin - Business boycotts - News agencies - Self victimization - Turkey bacon - Taters - Snowplows - Texting and driving

#21 Political Hate and Stupid Texty Drivers

Our Irish-Citizen-Loving hosts have a straight shooting conversation with Elaine Heney, an entrepreneur who took her career into her own hands and is now growing multiple income streams through app development, merchandising and a serious love for horses. Discussed In Episode - Interview with Elaine Heney - Developing Apps - Selling on-demand t-shirts - R-Kelly - Entrepreneurs today - Schooling is less relevant - Science of Batman - Self learning

#20 Interview w/ Elaine Heney – How To Earn $120K In 10 Months

You know how people are always trying to get you to shop local? - Well, our penguin-herding hosts set out to discuss all the reasons why buying local actually hurts your family and is a big stinking lie to grab your money. Discussed In Episode - Buying locally owned - Oranges vs clementines - Law enforcement jurisdiction - Canada’s military - #brainsamichword - Kainotophobia - Currencies and plastic money - Maple money - Internet in Canada

#19 Buying Locally-Owned Is Just Plain Stupid

In this Shania-Twain-Inspired episode, our bearded hosts discuss the controversial yet sexy topic of whether or not money can buy happiness. Also...Autotune, abacuses and the smell of cold milk. Discussed In Episode - Hustling in your work - Autotune musicians - Beauty lasers - Beards - Shania Twain - #BrainSamichWord - Adiathermancy - Flocks of abacuses - Smell of cold milk - Worst jobs we had - Can money buy happiness

#18 Can Money Buy Happiness… And Beard Lasers

In this Audio-Ear-Penetrating episode, our podcast-listening podcasters talk about their favourite podcasts… Obviously. Also, Riverdale on sexy CW and Oprah is great. Discussed In Episode - Riverdale show - Betty & Veronica - No ugly people on CW - Josey & the pussycat dolls - Oprah is great - Short buses - #brainsamichword - agalactia - Favourite podcasts - Smodcast - Sans Pants - Tim Ferriss - QOD podcast

#17 Best Podcasts With Betty And Veronica

In this Fun-Fantastic-Fossil-Falafel-Philosophy-Fucking-Friday spectacular, our animal-rights-activist hosts discuss whether or not cats truly are evil - Spoiler alert, they are!! Also… Pets are expensive, sports bras and left-handed people are weird. Discussed In Episode - Sports bras - Evil cats - Dogs are needy - Paying for pets - Farming dogs like carrots - Duck hunting - Left-handed weirdos - Tiny dogs are assholes

#16 Are Cats Evil?

Our Comic-Criticising hosts discuss the future of Marvel that almost never was because of their shitty executive management and horribly drawn artwork in the 90s. Also...crappy movie critics, perky breasts and Tommy spills wine. Discussed In Episode - Man with the Iron Fist - Bad movies - #BrainSamichWord - Agathism - Tasmania - Glen the intern - Marvel Comics going under - 1990s artwork - Comic artist exodus - Comic bankruptcy - Marvel movie rights Tommy spills wine Movie critics are shit

#15 Marvelous Marvel Movie Miscalculations Of The 90s

Our Mortgage-Hating hosts discuss the importance of questioning conventional wisdom when it comes to your investments and how buying a house is literally the worst investment you can possibly make. Also… steroid hamburgers, commercial jingles and Ron Paul. Discussed In Episode - Steroid hamburgers - Commercial jingles - #BrainSamichWord - Adiaphoresis - Houses are not investments - Housing prices are crap - Invest in index funds - The Big Short - Ron Paul - Wasting your student loans - How to actually invest

#14 Is The American Dream Dead?

The podcast where the big questions get asked... As well as the insanely stupid ones - Join your hosts Tommy & Justin for laughter and good times as they discuss society, culture, business, tech and everything between.

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