On this episode of Brand Spanking New, I discuss what we know so far about the college football season. I dive into the difference between NFL Rookies, and the young QB&apos;s who have already run this road. I question whether Big Ben needs to get a new sponsor, and I eat popcorn at the Ben Simmons drama. 

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Is Clemson at the End of the Road? What Can NFL Rookies Take Away From Their Beatdowns, Is it Time for Big Ben to Hang Up the Cleats

Is Aaron Rodgers detached from the reality of the NFL? Should we be shocked that the New Orleans Pelicans are a trainwreck? And why does Ben Simmons think he has any leverage? All of this, and some midweek questions that need to be answered.  

Is Aaron Rodgers Proving Us Wrong? Dysfunction in NOLA, Divas in Philly

On this episode of Brand Spanking New, I question why Justin Fields is being treated like a child. I discuss why the perennial powers of college football are now cupcakes.  And I explain why players and teams just don&apos;t change. 

Justin Fields, College Powerhouse Cupcakes, They Are Who We Thought They Were!

On this episode of Brand Spanking New, I break down the opening round of the NBA playoffs. I dissect the dialogue between New York politicians and Hawks guard Trae Young. I try to understand the financial ruin Steve Ballmer is dealing with as the owner of the Clippers, and wonder why the Astros think they have standards. 

Fans are Jerks, The Clippers Listen to their Zunes, Tim Tebow is not a Wildcat, and the Astros are Hypocrites

In this episode of Brand Spanking New, I discuss why LeBron James should change his fighting class to feather-weight.  I criticize why the NBA does not discipline their Divas. I suggest that the Los Angeles Clippers and Rob Schneider have far more in common than we think, and I look into why people are shocked that a Mormon doesn&apos;t drink.  

Lightweight LeBron, The Clippers v. Rob Schneider, Tony LaRussa Fight for Prohibition, and Zack Wilson is a Mormon

In this episode of Brand Spanking New, I reveal the shocking truth that Tim Tebow needs to finally move out of the basement.  I analyze why the coddling of the NBA has killed its ratings.  I wonder if Antonio Brown is secretly a pirate, and I break down why massage therapy is a career choice that needs to be banned from society. 

Tebowmania AGAIN! Russell Westbrook Playoff Struggles, Antonio Brown is a Pirate, and Massage Therapy Scandals

On this episode of Brand Spanking New, I dive in to discuss Lebron&apos;s thoughts on the current playoff situation. I analyze why the Nets are in serious trouble. I look into why David Griffin has an obsession with Melissa McCarthy, and I advise Jimbo Fisher to seek witness protection. 

LeBron Meets Richard Nixon, the Brooklyn Nets Defense Issues, and Jimbo Calls John Wick

On this episode of Brand Spanking New, I discuss the winners and losers of the NFL Draft, I break down why Aaron Rodgers is having an identity crisis over "The Bachelor" and I discuss how 10% of Lebron James is better than nothing at all. Also, Bo Callahan is not who you want to build your team around. 

The NFL Draft, Aaron Rodgers at the Kentucky Derby, Bryce Harper Meets the Goonies

On this episode of Brand Spanking New, I unpack everything that happened in the world of sports since Rudy Gobert got too friendly with a desktop microphone. From the Brooklyn Nets Supersquad, to Aaron Rodgers replacing Alex Trebek, to the Houston Astros impersonating OJ Simpsons. This is anything and everything that happened over the last 14 months. 

The Pandemic Year in Review

On this episode of Brand Spanking New, I explain why people might want to bail on the Clippers, why the XFL needs to get better uniforms, and why Westbrook is the toxic one in the relationship. I also unpack why baseball is littered with scandals, and why it loves to bring that upon itself for publicity. Also, no one cares that Santa Clarita Diet wasn&apos;t renewed, right?

Leaks in the Boats, XFL No Shows, Westbrook is Toxic, Baseball Loves to Hate Itself

In this episode of Brand Spanking New, I explain why Small Ball is not the best approach if you&apos;re walking into Cesar&apos;s Palace, why the XFL tastes like a watered down appetizer from Applebee&apos;s, and why Devin Booker has no right to be upset. I also unpack why one missed call should not be the blaming point for the derailment of an entire NBA season. Also, Canadians drink maple syrup instead of alcohol, right?

Small-Balls, XFL & Applebees, All-Star Snubs, and Adam Sandler Blowing the Call

In this episode of Brand Spanking New, I explain why Kyle Shanahan teams are getting a reputation for falling apart, why new is not always better, especially in All-Star games, and why the Patriots have a worse reputation than the Raiders. I also unpack why Kobe and Lebron will never be in the same category, at least when it comes to their generational differences. Also, Cheers was not shot in Vietnam. 

Super Bowl Meltdown, Barney Stinson for the NBA, Patriots on Shaky Ground, and Kobe v. Lebron

A brief synopsis trying to piece together the last 24 hours of the sports world. 

Kobe Bryant

In this episode of Brand Spanking New, I explain why Lamar Jackson could be just a fad, why Hannah Brown needs less attention than Giannis teaming up with Steph, and why Mississippi State is not an upgrade over Wazzu. I also unpack why Patrick Reed is the greatest thing to happen to golf since the rangefinder. Also, remember when the mannequin challenge was a thing?

The Mannequin Lamar, What If, Steph, Starkville v. Pullman, and Mr. Reed the Villain

In this episode of Brand Spanking New, I explain why Tom Brady&apos;s time is up, why Adam Silver will never measure up to David Stern, and why coaching the Cowboys is not the most desirable job in sports. I also unpack why the bowl system in college football is flawed and is in desperate need of fixing. Also, James Harden needs to give up the headband. 

Goodnight, Foxboro, David Stern's Legacy, Next in Line in Dallas, and Bowling for Poop

A satirical look into the past week of sports, society, and culture.

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