Brine Weekly

#84: Geoff, With a G

#83: Goblin Economics

Mrs. McClaven fails to find peace in her new vocation.

#82: Betrayal at the Hoist Bar

Mrs. McClaven fails to correctly exhume a coffin.

#81: Telephone

Mrs. McClaven fails to release a man from his personal Hell.

#80: Call-In News

Mrs. McClaven fails to correctly depart a bus.

#79: An American Bus Ride

#78: Playing Toast

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Have a ton of vacation days but find your self-worth is tied entirely to your job? Want to have some free time to finally learn how to vape? Want to be able to examine your grandmother's shell collection in peace? Then try a workcation! It's like a vacation, but where you go to work!

#77: Workcation

Leave your house and get on a plane. Think about popular unaired sitcoms. Think about maybe losing some weight. Then get a little messy on alcohol-free mimosas and say some regrettable things to your S.C.U.B.A. instructor. Remember, it's an acronym, and the 'S' stands for 'sex.'

#76: S.C.U.B.A.

This week on Brine Weekly, two coal miners make several surprising discoveries about their world and themselves. Meanwhile, in Fever Ditch, Ohio, everyone spends the day at the beach selecting their favorite Beach Bod.

#75: Orb Boy and Beach Bod

Healthman Cleanbody gives some more useful health tips, before we go to a lonely house somewhere in America's heartland, where two lonely traveling salesmen try to honor the glorious past of their ancient craft. Also, a man fucks a Jeep.

#74: A Car in My Mind

A wife sets out on her own, looking for answers. A great writer's life is remembered. A man puts on his daddy's ridin' boots. The Husky Boys are back in town.

#73: Life and Death

This week on Brine Weekly, we put aside the joke-times and ha-has to discuss a very real issue: Jerkman's Disorder.

#72: A Rare But Treatable Condition

As we all know, life is a contest to see who can live to be the oldest and most decrepit. And let me tell you right now: you're losing.

#71: Longevity

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