This is a recording of the essay I wrote for The Paper Machete about the November 2019 Impeachment Inquiry. The Paper Machete is a live weekly magazine show at The Green Mill, in Chicago. The show is every Saturday at 3 PM. It's free. It's awesome. Before I read the essay, I do talk a little, so skip ahead, if you'd like. The photo is of Grock, the so called "King of Clowns".

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Send In The Clowns

Call Him Tuxedo Written and Performed by Chris Bower Sound design by Erin Kahoa Another Fisherman song by Alan Scalpone and Chris Bower Illustration by Dominique A. Holmes

Call Him Tuxedo- Erin Kahoa mix

This is the monologue that Tuxedo delivered at Cafe Neckbeard: Dinner in Le Cafe in the Neck of the Whale, January 2018. He asked to speak at the event, which was celebrating Chef Anton "*" Anis' new menu, Atomic Delights (featuring ingredients that could survive an atomic holocaust) and this was what he had to say. Whale sound mix by Matt Test Fisherman Song written by Alan Scalpone and Chris Bower "Entering Wendhi" illustration by Dominique A. Holmes Written and Performed by Chris Bower

Call Him Tuxedo-Rough Mix

At the Hungry Brain on 6/14 at The Therapy Sessions with Seth Vanek, Cafe Neckbeard's PR Rep Chris Bower stopped by to advertise the cafe. This is a replication of the performance and a short preview of the soon to be released, Cafe Neckbeard Cafe Cast. music by Seth Vanek performed by Chris Bower

Cafe Neckbeard Flag Day/Dan's Birthday

This is an audio recording of a poem by Robert F. Kennedy.

Memorio's Day

Santa IBS, a story about Santa's stomach troubles. Written by Chris Bower Music by Alan Scalpone

Santa IBS

Santa IBS by Chris Bower music by Alan Scalpone

santaibs

Cafe Neckbeard has a theme song now. Song by Seth Vanek and Chris Bower Music by Seth Vanek.

Cafe Neckbeard Theme Song

The 2017 Failure Menu of Cafe Neckbeard, brought to you by Chris Bower. This menu is no longer being served though, so this CafeCast is a failure, but if you like HISTORY, this is a good way to spend 11 minutes of your life.

Cafe Neckbeard's 2017 Failure Menu

This is the description of the "Change Your Mind" Menu at Cafe Neckbeard, The Historic Logan Square's (THLSN's) most expensive and experimental cash-only salad forward 24 hour fine dining cafe eatery.

Cafe Neckbeard: Change Your Mind Menu

Chris Bower is the PR person for Cafe Neckbeard, a fine dining salad focused 24 hour cash only eatery in THLSN (The Historic Logan Square Neighborhood) Every month, Chris visits The Therapy Sessions hosted by Seth Vanek at the Hungry Brain to talk about the cafe. Because Chris wants to fit into the show, he tends to prepare material that blends with the theme of the show. This month's theme was INTROVERSION/EXTROVERSION/ALTERNATE VERSIONS. photo By Scott Bauer, USDA ARS - This image was released by the Agricultural Research Service, the research agency of the United States Department of Agriculture, with the ID K9152-1 (next).This tag does not indicate the copyright status of the attached work. A normal copyright tag is still required. See Commons:Licensing for more information.English | français | македонски | +/−, Public Domain, https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=110700

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