Danny Kelly goes to Hawaii for some much needed rest and relaxation and Bglow returns home to kick off season two of the grumpiest podcast on the internet.  Just two pals airing their problems with the world. 

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Aloha from Season 2!

A boy in my stepdaughter's class was swiping his hands up girls butt cracks and yelling "CREDIT CARD" and man did I wanna kill this kid.

How to beat up a middle school kid!

Ol' Hank has gotten himself into a bit of trouble this week.  There are certain old timers that you should just never ever mess with.  He is one of those guys. 

Ol' Hank's Old Timey PTSD

We bounce around hither and yon on this podcast.  We cover some trade talks with the New England Patriots. We talk about getting a vaccine and a whole litany of other bs.  Enjoy.

Vaccines, Sports and a Hand Down Your Shorts

There is a gigantic woman playing for a small college basketball team in Connecticut who has a killer crossover.  She has crossed over from being an adult male businessman to a young woman navigating the waters of division three collegiate sports.  The audio stinks on this one but it levels out so just deal with it.

The Hound Shoots Hoops- A Killer Crossover

Emergency Meeting of the Cantankerous Fan Club.  I watched a documentary about Britney Spears and I'm angry about it!

Free Britney!

This week is full of fun stories about bad bus drivers and people hiding from reality in resort towns.  Danny explains how people used to Play the Numbers and we share some heartfelt stories about going fishing. 

Going Fishing and Being on the Lam

If you're over 40 and you decide that NOW is the time to finally start a band, we are gonna tattle on you to your wife so fast you won't know what hit ya.  We realize that there is a special place in your heart for rock and roll and maybe you need one last trip around the merry go round.  But stop it.

Don't Start a Band after 40

Today we overthrow the government and install a new one that actually represents the people.  We take a big steamy poo on the desk of the establishment and we break a few windows and a few hearts in the process.  If you are wearing a "Camp Auschwitz" sweatshirt, you prob aint gonna dig this episode.

Nazis, Nitwits and a New Government

Dude nobody wants to hear about your breakup.  It's over.  Just move on.

Keep thy breakup to thyself.

We hired a new member of the Cantankerous Team... Meet Rupert, a brand new Boxer puppy to offset some of the negative vibes flowing through the Kelly Household.  He's chewing on wires and knockin stuff over but he's just so damn cute we cant get mad. 

Puppies vs Kids

Gobble Gobble you sick bastards.  It's the third installment of the Extra Moist Thanksgiving Episode.  John Lithgow loses his title of most punchable face and so much more. 

EXTRA MOIST THANKSGIVING 3

We just don't care anymore.  We're sitting outside in late fall in New England just enjoying the sunshine.  The world is on fire and there's a global virus and we are just two pals getting grumpy in the blowing leaves. 

Cantankerous loves global warming

We are back out of our underground bunker with a new episode for your listening enjoyment.  It seems like every summer we take a little break to recharge our batteries.  We didn't plan on missing a week but then life took over.  This episode will catch you up on all the goings on in our lives.  enjoy

Death and Porn

I wish a mf alien would come try to abduct me.  Imagine a 4 foot tall slippery green dude trying to carry my fat ass down the ships ladder from my loft.  Do aliens get herniated disks? They must right?  Anyway.  Enjoy this out of this world episode.

ALIEN INVASION

This is the launch season of the Cantankerous Podcast. We poke fun at everything! Sports, Politics, Social Issues and Relationships. Danny Kelly leads Alex Giampapa and Brian Glowacki through some dangerous waters discussing some hot button issues of today. Buckle up.

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