The Patrons question on what to do with the body: a discussion on the sanctity of death, and the discard of the mortal shell. Pour some whiskey out to those who are no longer with us, and give a listen. Voicemail line is at https://anchor.fm/CMHTB/message

Captain Mediocre's Haunted Tiki Bar

We raise a glass to those who have passed. May their afterlife be soaked in divine tankards of ale

The patrons pontificate on the resilience of rights and freedoms. Grab a snifter of Bourbon, and meditate barside. You can drop us a voicemail at https://anchor.fm/CMHTB/message

At the pub, your rights end where the bottle you throw lands

The patrons talk about confirmation biases, and their roots. Expand your drink tastes, and set a spell. You can leave a voicemail at https://anchor.fm/CMHTB/message

Never let your drink preferences get too narrow, lest you fall into an alcoholic rut

The patrons discuss fear, and it's potential for abuse and numb tolerance. Have a shot of tequila on hand, and a chaser if need be. You can leave a voicemail at https://anchor.fm/CMHTB/message

Never take more liquor from Phobos, than you can handle, lest you become drunk with fear

The patrons talk about the modern manifestation of mob mentality, and it's forms. Settle your blood with a calming spirit, and have a listen. You can leave us a voicemail at https://anchor.fm/CMHTB/message

Never let your tavern crowd get too rowdy, lest they take their celebrations to the streets.

The patrons pontificate on the malleability of morality. Add some sweet & sour mix to your Amaretto, and set for a spell. You can leave a voicemail at https://anchor.fm/CMHTB/message

Your only guilty of taking the last beer, if anyone catches you

The patrons talk about the perceived derivative nature of ideas in the modern world, and how founded that claim may be. Slap together a cocktail, and listen within the halo of the torches. You can drop us a voicemail at https://anchor.fm/CMHTB/message

It doesn't take originality to be a creative mixologist.

The patrons talk of the concept of presumed innocence, and whether or not it is outdated in the modern legal discourse. Only straight whiskey shots at the bar this time around, so bring your own chaser. You can leave a voicemail at https://anchor.fm/CMHTB/message

Be you guilty, or innocent, your bar tab still stands with you.

The patrons discuss the "Mary Sue" narrative trope. Enjoy this first episode back in person, with your favorite spirits. You can leave a voicemail at https://anchor.fm/CMHTB/message

Be careful how you spin your tall tale, lest the tavern audience lose interest.

The patrons discuss the implications of a money less society. Lean back, and indulge in a well earned pint. You can drop us a voicemail at https://anchor.fm/CMHTB/message

Though you may barter for a a mug of ale, it won't dispel your whole tab.

The patrons ponder the shelf life of human legacy. It's changing paradigm, and perception by different generations. Set down for a Moscow Mule and a musing with us. Feel free to leave is a voicemail at https://anchor.fm/CMHTB/message

In the world of alcohol, it only takes a change of taste for a beverage to go from vintage to vile

The patrons talk about the shifting nature of adulthood, and the significant lacking in rites of passage. Crack a cold one, and give an ear. You can leave us an email at https://anchor.fm/CMHTB/message

The milestone of adulthood shifts so much, it could drive a person to drink

The patrons expand their original conversation about age, and discuss youth, and it's place in political discourse. Give your martini a stir, and set a spell for our chat. You can send us a voicemail at our link: https://anchor.fm/CMHTB/message

Though there be an age restriction on the bar door, there's none in regards to polite discussion

The patrons discuss generation biases, and how they color perceptions of events, both old and new. Feel free to leave us a voicemail. If it's particularly interesting, we may discuss it on a future record: https://anchor.fm/CMHTB/message

Never let the vintage of your spirit bog down your thoughts, lest you wash away in nostalgia

The patrons celebrate 20 episodes with a conversation about narrative, the advantages of pure vs sympathetic villains, and the ways to keep oft used movie/literary tropes fresh. Pull up a lounge chair, and sip on your tropical libation of choice. Feel free to leave a voicemail at our Anchor link: https://anchor.fm/CMHTB/message

Always ensure that the tavern tale you spin, is as predictable as the weather.

Join the bar patrons Phil, Orlando, and Drew as they discuss life, philosophy, and the absurd. Focusing on a specific topic, they go wherever the conversation takes them, no matter how irreverent, or obtuse it may be.

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Captain Mediocre's Haunted Tiki Bar

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