Che Durena, u stoop kids!!! comedy/women/health/early life/liferightnow This episode is with the the one and only king of Cheyyyanne, thats MR!! JIZZFRIDAY to u Fletchers and Fletchalitas Drew TYCE(actor/roommate) wipes his concerns onto the episode like u freaks do with the deodorant in your butts... i know u do that dude. my wolfpack deoderant has ass hairs and smells like wolfgang dick fuck man. new music and shortest intro ever... 5min and bam ur into the matrix Leopard loose like a sheep!!! the real illuminati subgenius chucklefarts Castronauts podcast Grandfather'd In IG: Jizzfriday--che durena IG: Ezraisthenewblack---ezra eshetu

Castronauts

Episode 41: Che Durena

Funny as fuck and real as hell these two magenta fletchers always get me in a good mood. eat it or beat it. if u have the time HIT THIS AND PASS. LIKE IT AND SHARE BECAUSE ITS FUCKING AWSOME. LEOPARD LOOSE LIKE A SHEEP AFTER ALL ITS A HAVANA AFFAIR PIC of my real Grandfather on my moms side. she was raised by an Ethiopian Monarchy Judge!!! WEALTHY SAVAGE!!

Episode 40: Marito Antonio Lopez & Jeremy Dobski

we laugh like banshees in the night. these guys aRE SO FUCKING FUNNY AND FUN TO HANG OUT WITH LOVE EM. ENJOY!!! GOT THE FUCKING TIME THEN LIKE AND SHARE THIS SHIT BABY. PEACE LOVE AND GUNS

Ezra Eshetu and Jared Mitchell "try" and make something of themselves whilst discussing a wide array of important issues that plague our world. Drew Tyce floats around and adds brilliant wit and humour. intro until 10:38 in. Need it want it love it have it, its yours! peace and love

Episode 39: "The No Show April 12 @ 9pm 1426 Danforth ave" w/ Jared Mitchell and I

DOWNLOAD* SUBSCRIBE* LISTEN* RATE* COMMENT* ITUNES* DOWNLOAD* SUBSCRIBE* LISTEN* RATE* COMMENT* ITUNES* DOWNLOAD* SUBSCRIBE* LISTEN* RATE* COMMENT* ITUNES* Faraz Niafattah and Ezra pound Eshetu have an incredible conversation about women and life and love and comedy and marriage and lotsa other stuff. DOWNLOAD* SUBSCRIBE* LISTEN* RATE* COMMENT* ITUNES* DOWNLOAD* SUBSCRIBE* LISTEN* RATE* COMMENT* ITUNES* DOWNLOAD* SUBSCRIBE* LISTEN* RATE* COMMENT* ITUNES*

Episode 38: "Winona Ryder" w/ Faraz Niafattah

SUBSCRIBE* LISTEN* RATE* COMMENT* CIA* FBI* LISTEN* SHARE* ITUNES* SOUNDCLOUD* LOVE* EZRA ESHETU AND THOMAS ZAUGG FIND OUT EVERYTHING ABOUT THE WORLD. SUBSCRIBE* LISTEN* RATE* COMMENT* CIA* FBI* LISTEN* SHARE* ITUNES* SOUNDCLOUD* LOVE*

Episode 37: "The Real Illuminati" w/ Thomas Zaugg

SUBSCRIBE* LISTEN* RATE* COMMENT* CIA* FBI* LISTEN* SHARE* ITUNES* SOUNDCLOUD* LOVE* EZRA ESHETU* FRENCHIE* THOMAS ZAUGG JOINS ME ON CASTRONAUTS!! SUBSCRIBE* LISTEN* RATE* COMMENT* CIA* FBI* LISTEN* SHARE* ITUNES* SOUNDCLOUD* LOVE* EZRA ESHETU* FRENCHIE*

Episode: 37 "the real illuminati" w/ Thomas Zaugg

SUBSCRIBE* DOWNLOAD* LISTEN* RATE* COMMENT* ITUNES* JORDAN POLICICCHIO is on this episode of Castronauts. I'm also on it. SUBSCRIBE* DOWNLOAD* LISTEN* RATE* COMMENT* ITUNES* SUBSCRIBE* DOWNLOAD* LISTEN* RATE* COMMENT* ITUNES* SUBSCRIBE* DOWNLOAD* LISTEN* RATE* COMMENT* ITUNES* SUBSCRIBE* DOWNLOAD* LISTEN* RATE* COMMENT* ITUNES* SUBSCRIBE* DOWNLOAD* LISTEN* RATE* COMMENT* ITUNES* SUBSCRIBE* DOWNLOAD* LISTEN* RATE* COMMENT* ITUNES* SUBSCRIBE* DOWNLOAD* LISTEN* RATE* COMMENT* ITUNES*

Episode 36: "Leopard loose like a sheep" w/ Jordan Policicchio

In memory of Frenchie Francis Frenchman aka "FFF" aka "FThrice" my beloved french bulldog and my left nut aka "illuminuti" aka "ALT-Left" aka "Alex Jones" ITunes* Soundcloud* Subscribe* Download* Listen* Rate* Comment* Ezra Eshetu and Chris Lee talk to each other about a variety of topics. he's awesome its great. I'm happy about it. Drew Tyce and Louis Floras talk in the intro because they were in the room at the time and its weird talking to yourself while theirs other people around. check out Chris Lees show at the Salty Dog every month. Also check out You Love This mic at Social Capitol i love that place. also don't be dumb to me when I'm being smart to you, its not nice. why won't u be nice when I'm nice, i dont get it. but i love u anyways. this is the van goe of podcasts. also racism is Profitable. i love white people a lot. Anyways next week ill be talking to Jordan Policicchio and Thomas Zaugg and Faraz Niafattah and Jared Mitchell and Dan Donnelly and fucking way more people after that. also thanks for your concern about my health its very touching. i am also down one nut and would like to personally thank my left testicle for making it this far. i got one left so heres to 30 more years of uploads! Et Tu Brute.... Et Tu... ITunes* Soundcloud* Subscribe* Download* Listen* Rate* Comment*

Episode 35: "Salty Dog" w/ Chris Lee (intro w/ Ezra Eshetu, Drew Tyce, and Louis Floras)

Kyle Bergstresser is in this one. he's funny. i did something sweet with the music and the intro is short and useless but the conversation is revealing, honest and interesting. I'm going into surgery tomorrow. it will be good. i will be back. although ill be off work for a month this is kinda a blessing in disguise. I'm lucky to have only gotten testicle cancer and not literally any other type of cancer, 99.9% success rate, heres to hoping. i will get a prosthesis. it will vibrate. i made several jokes to the doctors and nurses of toronto. nobody laughed.... lol they all fucking laughed I'm hilarious and have cancer. if they didn't laugh they'd be nazis. anyways everyones support will be noted and i love all the attention. so don't stop giving to me once I'm cured. i believe i was cursed by a wicked gypsy woman years ago, I've been outrunning her voodoo spell for quite some time. old marry todd is calling so it must be time for bed, as your lawyer i suggest you listen to this podcast, your trusted beloved contrarian ezra eshetu.

Episode 34: "You have to be ok?" w/ Kyle Bergstresser

Im back from hiatus with a whole new bag of dicks. say goodbye to the old Ezra and say hello to his little friend. a left testicle. that will soon be in a jar by his bedside table. we got a shitton of comics, ppl from NA (if i actually go) and lots lots lots more. So if i don't die then expect me to royally tear your mindfucks up and introduce you to a massive amount of pure unadulterated savagrey in the form of ethical and consensual communication. dickholsters and cuckswappers unite only on CAstronauts, until the powers that be shut me down for being tooo influential and extremely sexy orr for the shit that i said on that voice memo...... btw for legal purposes i do not condone nor incourage racism in anyway and i love black ppl and white ppl ... nothing u will here is an accurate description of my beliefs and is complete hersey i think. no one was hurt in the making of this podcast but we definitely tried. my apologies. thank u

Episode 33: "Ezraisthenewblack" aka "Bombs over Brampton" w/ Ezra Eshetu

he's an oilman! and he's number one fagqwwa and a prime time bass catcher! HE is CASTRONAUTS! This is a podcast by Ezra Eshetu that has swept the hearts and minds of people all over the world. the crane operator discusses challenges with his life and how he has or hasn't overcome them with his guests. DAN PEARCE is on this one. he's fucking cool and real funny! check out his fagqua! videos on youtube I'm in one. intro ends at 16min but theirs some really cool shit in they're u should here. this one was special!!! IM an oilman

Episode 32: "I'm an oilman" w/ Dan Pearce

intro ends at 16min. listen to the intro to understand what the hell is happening to me. this ep is with longtime friends that i used to live with catching up with me and finding out what new crazy shit I've been into. y'all sniggas are up for a trizzeat because I'm currently doing a 4 parter with my ex which will be released no matter how fucking crazy or heartbreaking or most likely just pure hilarious it is. so listen up in the month of oct because this shits gunna be unreal y'all snigger ass snigsnigs. alrighty love y'all and respect yalll like fried chicken on a rainy day i gets wet but isa also stays dry yaaaaaa know like joaquin pheonix walking round hammering people heads and saving children from peadeophiles is be in the cut like bammm with my hammer like yalll don't know I've been sick with the flu but aint never catch me slippin. even if I'm in the rain with my fried chicken isa stills be eaten them wings like ymm yumm yumm yummmm yummm

Episode 31: "1+1=2" W/ James aka "lil Ricky" and Justin Morgan

NOOR kidwai makes so much sense, he should be a guru. they're is saftey in his teachings... i have much to learn. i will soon retire to nepal in search for the wisdom of the gods hopeful in my return to posterity and in my newfound glory i will come back to door kidweai and tell him all i have learned and yet i still think he will teach me more. i hastily wrote this standing up near a desk. i will not go over it for mistakes. as far I'm concerned i have much bigger fish to bake. have a peaceful fucking day you lovely people of the world

Episode 30: "uncommon sense" w/ Noor KIdwai

Jared Mitchell and Ezra Eshetu confront the real world with a visor that only two open micr's can. this was supposed to be the first video podcast for the Castronauts but due to some unforeseen fuckery its only in audio. sorry.. not sorry. anyways listen rate share and join us every weeek for some seriously unserious conversations from the realest people in Toronto.

hubhopper

Castronauts

hubhopper