Recorded in separate places and spliced together like Frankenstein's monster, this episode sees the boys shave their gardens and mow their pubes. Yes, lawnmowers are the order of the day, so if your lawn is looking a bit tufty, get this in your ears.

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39 - Lawnmower Men

If you're a fan of extention leads... you'll want to get plugged into this! This episode was recorded a few months back, before the UK lockdown.

38 - Cat Sick Broke The House

Recorded long before the UK went into lockdown, Tim and Simon talk torches and get far more mileage out of it than they should. Enjoy.

37 - Timmy and The Magic Torch

Tim and Simon consider how many resources Kevin McAllister would have needed. A few of those resources feature on these pages! This was recorded before we weren't allowed to see anyone.

36 - Home Alone

Tim and Simon find themselves in isolation at the same time due to the coronovirus outbreak. Not a usual Catalogue, more of a chat over Skype, with added alcohol. But don't worry, it's still very daft.

35 - Self Isolation

Tim and Simon recorded a bunch of Catalogues in preparation for now being allowed to get together again anytime soon... This is the first and it's all about alarms. Have 29 minutes of escapism. Stay safe.

34 - Alarms

Get ready for Catalogue to climb to new heights as the men from Shropshire talk ladders. Get serious gains and bulk out your ear muscles with 22 minutes of pure comedy bronze from your pocket... if you have one.

33 - Ladders

Tim and Simon would like to invite you into their shed of delights. Feel free to poke the bike, but whatever you do, don't poke the wasp nest! You can lose weight by listening to this. That's a lie.

32 - Sheds

Tim and Simon conclude The Tool Saga. That's the description.

31 - Drill Bricks

Tim and Simon race towards the end of the tools section, talking scars, steam and serial killers. This'll spark your pants into action!

30 - Tools Talk

Planers, mitre saws and plunge routers. Tim and Simon both rent and have never had to decorate. It really shows. This episode has nothing to do with decorating.

29 - Grinder

Tim and Simon were a bit too late to the party with their Christmas. So please find enclosed a Christmas Special, which isn’t that Christmassy! They felt they had to talk toys on the run up to Christmas so picked up a Smyths Toys Superstore catalogue and went for it!

28 - A Sort of Christmas Special

Tim and Simon talk tools, Tom Selleck and Robot Wars. They also reference a ghost in the film Three Men and a Baby: "Ghost" visible at 36 seconds: https://youtu.be/LPEvJrs-1yM

27 - Tool Box

Tim and Simon discuss spanners, glue guns and multimeters. Can they turn Tim into Batman with the help of the tools page of their Argos Catalogue from 1999? No. No they can't.

26 - Tools and Utility Belts

The boys from Salop reach a quarter of century's worth of Catalogue and discover their favourite item of the catalogue so far! Give it a listen and don't forget to tell a friend.

25 - Under Pressure

Two grown men flick their way through an old Argos catalogue for kicks. Ladies and gentlemen, Tim and Simon.

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