The podcast is back and Cammy and James take a look back over the previous shows we've covered to work out what might happen in the final season Will the Pontipines resolve their long running boundary dispute with the Wattingers? Is Waffle part of the Woof! Universe? Will Bing kill Flop or will Flop harvest Bing like a prime slice of Waygu beef? Find out all this and more.WARNING: NOT SUITABLE FOR CHILDREN. THIS IS AN ADULT PODCAST. Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/cbeebiesgohome.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

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CBeebies Endgame

Cammy and James delve into the world of Waffle the Wonder Dog and uncover some unsettling casting choices. We also check in on CBeebies presenters at homw and wonder what the CBeebies version of Fight Club might look like? Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/cbeebiesgohome.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Waffle The Wonder Dog: Dog Bibles

On this episode of the podcast Cammy and James take a look at Octonauts and its strange unnecessary colonial undertones. Elsewhere Cammy pitches an idea for a Nick Knowles CBeebies vehicle and we revisit Peppa Pig's fascistic tenancies. Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/cbeebiesgohome.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Octonauts: Hiring The Leggings Queen

On this episode Cammy and James once again depart from the world of CBeebies to look at the inexplicably popular Paw Patrol. If the dogs can drive how come they can't walk? Are they paid by the hour? How come only the dogs can talk? Where do the dogs get their clothes? Where are Ryders parents? Is Chase a facist? WARNING NOT SUITABLE FOR CHILDREN.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

The Lockdown Tapes: Paw Patrol

Responding to numerous listener requests and lockdown boredom Cammy and James take a look outside the world of CBeebies and delve into the Peppa Pig universe. Is is possible for a Children's TV show to come up with a character worse than Bing? Apparently the answer is yes. We look at why Daddy Pig is such an arsehole, why Peppa is never pulled up on her behaviour and why Mummy Pig wears a bikini. WARNING NOT SUITABLE FOR CHILDREN! EXPLICIT CONTENT!  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

The Lockdown Tapes: Peppa Fucking Pig

"He's a horse/ he's the Pope/ he's the horse Pope"Welcome back to CBeebies Go Home the podcast that takes an adult look into the strange world of CBeebies. This week we look at In The Night Garden and try to work out what in the hell its all about. Probably an allegory for death like all other CBeebies shows. We also uncover some very disturbing Makka Pakka based fan fiction in which Makka Pakka gets out his 10 inch Pakka and interferes with the Tombliboos.WARNING: ADULT CONTENT. NOT SUITABLE FOR CHILDREN.WE ARE NOT AFFILIATED WITH CBEEBIES, THE BBC OR PROGRAM MAKERS.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

In The Night Garden: Horse Pope

WARNING NOT SUITABLE FOR SMALL CHILDREN!In this week's episode Cammy and James prepare for lockdown by taking a deep dive into the world of Mr Tumble. Is Mr Tumble a figment of Justin's imagination? What does Justin have on BBC executives? Is Justin well hung?We also uncover some deeply disturbing and very specific Mr Tumble fan fiction and come up with some fresh pitches for some CBeebies shows. For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacy

Something Special: Sucking On Your Lips

On this episode of CBeebies Go Home, Cammy and James look at Yolanda's Band Jam. What's under Paul Smith of Maximo Park's hat? Why is Yolanda being a prick to those tuba players? Why the tuba is the greatest instrument of all time and all sting players are arseholes.We also pitch a CBeebies adaptation of Lolita starring all the characters from Mr Tumble.WARNING: NOT SUITABLE FOR CHILDREN.WE ARE NOT AFFILIATED WITH THE BBC, CBEEBIES OR ANY OF THE PROGRAM MAKERS For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacy

Yolanda's Band Jam: Dreadful Hypercolour Pricks

This week Cammy and James look at the world of Topsy and Tim. They discover the dark origins of the name Topsy, predict a terrifying future for Tim and Tony Welsh and unpick their Dad's Mummy issues.We also hear your ideas for new CBeebies shows and which CBeebies characters Cammy would be in a human centipede with.WARNING: NOT FOR CHILDRENWe are not affiliated with the BBC or CBeebies or the programme makers. Mr Rosen is (probably) not a paedophile For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacy

Topsy & Tim - Middle England's Wet Dream

In a special Christmas episode Cammy and James look back at the horror show that was the 1983 Keith Harris Christmas Party. Why is there a giant flaccid cock and balls wandering around Keith Harris's house? Who the hell paid for all this? Where the hell did John Craven come from? Did Keith Harris ever do it whilst attached to Orville? What else was on TV on Boxing Day in 1983?Watch the full horror show here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m6aQmIdpgPQDon't have nightmares - The podcast will return in 2020. Merry Christmas and Happy New Year For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacy

The Keith Harris Christmas Party 1983

Cammy and James take a look the second series of Bing which has been launched on an unsuspecting public. Why does Flop sound different? Does this give us any clues as to what the hell is going on? Is this a reboot or a new personality inhabiting the Flop sock puppet Avatar? What colour is Flop's cock? Is he banging Ama? All these questions and more answered in this podcast (sort of).WARNING CONTAINS STRONG LANGUAGE AND SCENES OF A SEXUAL NATURE. NOT SUITABLE FOR CHILDREN AND NOT ASSOCIATED WITH CBEEBIES THE BBC OR PROGRAMME MAKERS For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacy

Bing 2: Flop's Cock

Cammy and James are back to look at the arsehole that is Peter Rabbit. Why is Mr Todd so unequipped for life in the country? Why aren't Peter Rabbit and Benjamin Bunny beaten like in the books? When, within the Beatrix Potter cannon is this set? We also look ahead to plans for a Christmas special episode, possibly looking a the strange lives of Ross and Norris McWhirter.CAUTION: NOT SUITABLE FOR KIDS. NOT AFFILIATED WITH CBEEBIES, THE BBC, OR PROGRAMME MAKERS For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacy

Peter Rabbit - Bring Back Beatings

This week Cammy and James take a look at Justin's House and find it's neither a place they want to stay in or a place they want to play in. We chat about Equity rates for tumblers, Justin's sex fetishes, Robert the Robots background as a sex worker and try to discover what happened to Dee Livery.WARNING: NOT SUITABLE FOR CHILDRENWe are not affiliated with the BBC or makers of any of the programmes featured on the podcast. For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacy

Justin's House - Sploshing For Justin

Cammy and James take a look at the world's strangest and most ineffective international rescue organisation. Is Ubercorn an omnipotent God? How often do Kyan's gymnastics actually come in useful? Why do they never arrest Grandmaster Glitch? Why did Lars take Xuli on a date to the actual sewers of London.WARNING: NOT SUITABLE FOR CHILDREN AND NOT AFFILIATED WITH THE BBC OR CBEEBIES OR ANY OF THE PROGRAMME MAKERS For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacy

Go Jetters - Unicorn Balls

This week we take a look at the world of Baby Jake. How many of the kids are Ava's? Where are Social Services in all this? Is Baby Jake dead? Are Issac's hallucinations caused by the meth lad his Dad's running in the basement? All these questions and more answered in this week's podcast.WARNING: ADULT CONTENT - NOT SUITABLE FOR CHILDREN For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacy

Baby Jake - Rat Strippers

The podcast that take an adult look at the world of children's TV. Hosted by Cammy and James with a revolving cast of other contributers, each week we subject a different children's TV show to a level of rigorous analysis they neither ask for or deserve. You can find us on Twitter @CBeebiesGoHome or e-mail cbeebiesgohome@gmail.com. Please note this is a 100% unofficial podcast and not affiliated with the BBC or CBeebies or any of the programmes discussed... unless they want to start paying us. WARNING: ADULT CONTENT - NOT SUITABLE FOR CHILDREN OF ANY AGE!

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