Stop the presses! We've got a full, never-before-released real episode (about a book) from the vault—Gabrielle Union's "We're Gonna Need More Wine." Recorded before all the contracts made us out of touch, this is a throwback to when Steven and Lily were just two nobodies and a microphone. To hear the whole thing, go to http://patreon.com/cbcthepodSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Celebrity Book Club with Steven & Lily

PATREON PREVIEW: Gabrielle "Recessed Lighting" Union

We’re going on tour in September! Buy tix here: https://linktr.ee/cbcthepod IMPEACH THIS! This week we read Monica Lewinsky’s 2014 groundbreaking Vanity Fair article Shame and Survival (yes it's summer and we are reading articles). Monica reflects on THE AFFAIR and finally tells her side of the story. We discuss why second wave feminists hated her, owning the narrative, why Bill found her so sexy, Linda Tripp’s Christmas store and of course her incredibly chic and modern bag line. I DID NOT HAVE SEXUAL RELATIONS WITH THAT PODCAST! BONUS! Watch Lily’s 2015 web series here: Monica The Miniseries. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Monica “Babysitter” Lewinsky

You don't wanna miss this one. We've got a live tasting of J Lo's new cocktail line, the Miranda Lambert concert selfie controversy, Lily breaks down the RHONY premiere party, and by popular demand—the return of Lex Posts of the Week™!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

PATREON PREVIEW: Delola Life

What's that smell? Perfume enjoyer and West Coast Best Friend Maddie Phinney, of the podcast Nose Candy, graces our nostrils for the scent-illating memoir of global perfume sourcer Dominique Roques, "In Search of Perfumes: A Lifetime Journey to the Sources of Nature's Scents." From chestfeeding goats to Bulgaria's Valley of the Roses, questioning the legitimacy of pheromones to questioning Steven's B.O.—this is one outrageous olfactory odyssey! Plus, the gals create their own custom colognes. Sniff, sniff!Check out Maddie's perfume-themed pod, "Nose Candy" here: https://podcasts.apple.com/no/podcast/nose-candy/id1676389104See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Dominique "Perfume Maestro" Roques w/ Maddie Phinney

TGFI! We're discussing all things country music gossip with Sam Buck of KFM Radio—including the spicy Morgan Wade/Kyle Richards lesbian rumors! To hear the whole thing, go to patreon.com/cbcthepodSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

PATREON PREVIEW: "Nashville Enquirer" w/ Sam Buck

For the first time in CBC history, we investigate not just one celebrity—but two. Using their email correspondence published in T Magazine as a primary source, we finally uncover the depths of intellectual flirtation between Israeli-American heartthrob Natalie Portman and noted Brooklyn dad/author Jonathan Safran Foer. From Poconos vacations to forcing your children to be pretentious, 12-course foam meals in London, wikipedia procrastinating, the return of sweetbreads, and Lily learning about Palestine—this is one rigorous discussion. You've got mail!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Natalie Portman "&" Jonathan Safran Foer

We dive into the Jonah Hill controversy, Lily makes a pilgrimage to the real Laguna Beach, Steven tastes the forbidden fruit of the "New Nantucket." Plus—a shocking reveal about a certain ubercool NYC Dimes Square restaurant.Call in for our special call-in episode at 347-878-0311. Subscribe to the Patreon at patreon.com/cbcthepodSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

PATREON PREVIEW: Jonah Shrill

Get in bish, we're getting pregnant! This week we read Nantucket native and Grammy award winner Meghan Trainor's book Dear Future Mama: A TMI Guide to Pregnancy, Birth and Motherhood from Your Bestie. We go into labor live on air and talk about Meghan's sexy marriage to the guy from Spy Kids, at-home sonograms, parenting trends and what NOT to bring to the delivery room. PLUS we reveal our future baby's names. PUSH, BREATHE, PUSH, BREATHE, PUSH! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Meghan "Amazon Wish List" Trainor

TGIF! VIP alum and former Gawker columnist Eric Schwartau joins us to talk HBO's "The Idol." Exploitative or meta? Sexist or sexual? Is Lily Rose-Depp hot? Is "World Class Sinner" mid? From the controversy to the costuming to the role of "creative director"—we leave no face un-jizzed on. Subscribe at patreon.com/cbcthepodSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

PATREON PREVIEW: "False Idol" w/ Eric Schwartau

Good Morning, Canada! This week we read Elliot Page’s brand new memoir PageBoy. What’s billed as a groundbreaking memoir about transitioning in Hollywood is actually just a Canadian history book. From f**king Kate Mara at the Bowery Hotel, to secretly f**king his Juno co-star, there actually is some gossip. PLUS some real talk where Lily gets real about their gender journey and goes he/they mode. Go Maple Leafs!    Sexy VIP Lounge news  - writer and gay tennis influencer Eric Schwartau joins us in the VIP Lounge to talk about the controversial HBO program The Idol. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Elliot “Halifax” Page

Hard to starboard, ladies! Batten down the hatches and meet us on the bridge, we're setting sail with the sternest lesbian on television—Captain Sandy Yawn—and her riveting collection of sea shanties, "Be the Calm or Be The Storm: Lessons in Leadership from a Woman at the Helm." The star of Bravo's Below Deck: Mediterranean charts a rocky course through Yemeni war zones, Adderall prescriptions, international sex trafficking, inflatable slides, espresso martinis and dense torsos—pay attention, this will be on the maritime law certification exam. Toys in the water!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Captain Sandy “Souls on Board” Yawn

It’s a famine of podcasting! We finally dive into “The Chiffon Trenches” with legendary Vogue Editor André Leon Talley. From Fran Leibowitz’s penny loafers to Diana Vreeland’s chain mail, Karl Lagerfeld’s footstools, Bianca Jagger’s luggage, the great falling out with Anna Wintour, DVF the debt payer, and becoming the Creative director of Zappos. WALK!    To hear an extra episode every week, subscribe at http://patreon.com/cbcthepod See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

André “Positive Virgin” Leon Talley

Hello, sharks! Hop in the tank with the scion of streetwear, FUBU founder, male jewelry wearer and Shark Tank investor—Daymond John—and his rambling business seminar, "The Brand Within." From changing the game of 90's urban fashion to becoming the only Shark of Color, Jimmy Buffet's business acumen, Lily's transracial identity, why "beautiful" is great branding but "fun" is challenging, and Steven's breaks all the NDAS on his copywriting career. And for those reasons, I'm out!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Daymond "Thick and Sweet" John

You asked, we answered! Today's VIP Lounge is entirely devoted to a recap of Netflix's The Ultimatum: Queer Love (please note: this was recorded before the finale aired, we will do an emergency ep on that asap). In the meantime, get all the lowdown on the year's most demented television experience. Subscribe at patreon.com/cbcthepodSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

PATREON PREVIEW: Ultimatum Queer Love

Pack your knives, this is a juicy one. We get spicy with empress of the judges table—Padma Lakshmi—who just this week announced she'd be leaving Top Chef after 20 seasons! (We didn't plan that but ok, spirit.) Sink into her delicious career as a model, actress, writer, television host, cookist, jewelry designer, lover of older men, cigarette smoker, endometriosis sufferer, foundation starter, haver of glowing skin, and the most iconic bag securer in the history of bags. Plus—Lily invents a new word (see if you can find it!).   And this Friday on the VIP Lounge, we dig into Netflix's The Ultimatum: Queer Love, so if you haven't watched—catch up now! Subscribe at patreon.com/cbcthepodSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Padma “Bag Secured” Lakshmi

Celebrity memoirs aren’t like normal books—they’re fun! Join comedians Steven Phillips-Horst (@gossipbabies) & Lily Marotta (@lilyblueyez) as they rifle through the diaries of drug-addled starlets, oddly obsessive restaurateurs, brass-knuckled female realtors, and boring gay politicians’ even more boring gay husbands, finding fertile ground for searing cultural insights and juicy gossip. Martinis not included.

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Celebrity Book Club with Steven & Lily

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