After Scotty goes through the entire list of every variety of Cheerios ever made, Andrew gets antsy and dumps nearly his entire box of all-new Cinnamon Cheerios all over Donna’s pristine floors. Luckily, there is just enough for one bowl of this 5-bowl reincarnation of its former self.

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Cinnsational!

In another all over the place episode, we’ll somehow get through checking out the listener supplied Cascadian Farm Dark Chocolate Almond Granola, plus Fiber One’s Honey Clusters! Andrew’s house if full of noise and Scotty’s blood pressure is high, as usual.

You’ll Forget The Fiber!

What a crappy time to have a birthday! Andrew is closing in on 30, and sitting in his parent's basement eating random cereal out of unmarked baggies for no pay. I'm sure Donna is thrilled that this is what her sweet boy has become. In any event, we'll try some Frosted Flakes from Annie's, and Scotty's mom's favorite...Kamut from Nature's Path.

Birthday Boy

While Andrew is off doing important producer-type things, the show must go on! So, Danielle sits in to co-host and we try some Berry Vanilla Puffs from Cascadian Farm, and Kashi really wants us to Go…so this time we will Wander with some cranberries and blueberries. We’re doing the best we can with audio, and since we all know Danielle is loud on her own, it took a lot of work to even this out!

Where In The World Is Andrew?

We never will truly be happy with the sound quality until we are back in the studio together again, but we press on! Bringing back our friend Michele from Survivor to try out the new Spongebob Squarepants Cereal from Kellogg’s, then a re-brand of a classic Kashi Cereal, and we need the Immunity Idol for an international listener submission. Oh, Pico.

Just Surviving

We think we have the audio issue solved. Well, maybe. Couldn’t find any new cereals for this episode, so we (well, Scotty) decided that we would check out store brand versions of Lucky Charms. One of them actual scored 5 Bowls! Find out which one in this exciting, yet annoying Andrew is still home episode.

Sorry Sir Charms

This episode is terrible. As we still try to figure out the best technology to bring you new episodes, you'll see this isn't it. Scotty, Andrew and Danielle all join up on a Zoom call to try another listener supplied LIDL cereal, along with a Kashi By Kids and a new variety of Annie's.

Who's Zooming Who?

Well…Scotty went and did it. The quality of the last episode with Andrew on the phone was unsatisfactory. So with Scotty the only one in the studio, he gives you an all-dead cereal episode! No trying anything here! To Andrew’s delight, all old commercials for cereals that no longer exist. Cool, huh? If you were a child of the 80s…this one’s for you!

Cereal Graveyard!

Well, here’s the first train wreck episode as we figure out how best to record while in different locations. Andrew “phones it in” (as usual) and we check out some new Cascadian Farm squares, an unimpressive blueberry thing from Nature’s Path, and some listener supplied Nestle cereal from UAE, that implies it wants us to exercise.

A.P. Phone Home

In this final “normal” episode recorded in-studio, Mom will comfort us with her Crispy Cinnamon Rice, and we’ll head back to Poland for some nasty Cini Minis. Then we’ll try some really generic cereals from LIDL…one of them is really good!

Honey Mooners

Like we said, at this point…all we can try is whatever we have left in the Cereal Sack! So, in this episode we’ll get a really good cereal from Malt-O-Meal, another Quaker Simply Granola (with crispy raisins??) and 2 Polish Nesquik Cereals will jump into the ring, courtesy of our great listeners.

Polish Nesquik Overload

With the exception of that keto crap, this is the first episode without any major brands represented in our 3 boxes of cereal. All listener supplied, we’ll try some no name cookie cereal…a nasty box of Ezekiel…and kosher cereal that reminds Scotty of King Vitaman, which means we’ll hear an old commercial!

No Name..Not So much

While everyone is doing their best to stay away from each other, we continue to eat cereal! Of course, this is pre-recorded, so, we are not actually together.  In this episode, we'll try yet another Great Grains from Post and Mom will save the day with her Safari Cocoa Crunch.  Then a listener submission that we think is called Corn Pleasure. Huh?  Exactly.  

Maybe Mom Can Help

Here to be your stupid cereal escape for 22 minutes.  In this episode we will check out yet another Cheerios variety…Banana Nut!  While Scotty is generally not a fan of banana flavor, he takes this one surprisingly well!  Then, we’ll head to Madagascar and try to catch some Leapin’ Lemurs.  Did you know they taste like chocolate peanut butter?? Plus, Passover is on the way, so we’ll visit Magic Max.  Oh…you’ll see!

Leapin’ Lemurs!

We’ve reached the 5th and final cereal from Andrew’s journey to Japan. Our translation expert Lydia Malcolm stops by to help us figure out the name of this cereal. We’ll also have a quick visit from Danielle to try some French Toast cereal from Kashi, and a classic Great Grains from Post.

Japanese Finale

2 guys that love cereal! Scotty has extensive cereal knowledge, and Andrew loves to “crunch” and learn. They are 2 longtime coworkers that together will give you their comical review of one classic and one brand new cereal in each episode…with their hardly scientific rating system. Grab a box, bowl and spoon…and come along for the ride!

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Cereal Killers

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